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*a heavy bass rap beat plays in the distance*(hey now, the Zealot is back. whats he up to this time?)well i took the last of the money i made at pizza hut and bought a poker table. i got it strait up for $300 and put it in my basement where im gonna run an illegal poker room and take rake. im going to do that some of the time and play online the restt of the time to make a living. to chrisen the new table i told my next door neighbor Jimmy to come over. he knows how to play becasue he watches poker on tv (i dont watch it on tv becuase i want to develope my own style) well i beat him heads up in a few hands. after i beat him i was like "kid, you kinda just got stacked, now drop 5 bills and leave, chyea!!!" (i said 'chyea' really loud and it startled him) so things are going well, just wanted to update you people!

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*a heavy bass rap beat plays in the distance*(hey now, the Zealot is back. whats he up to this time?)well i took the last of the money i made at pizza hut and bought a poker table. i got it strait up for $300 and put it in my basement where im gonna run an illegal poker room and take rake. im going to do that some of the time and play online the restt of the time to make a living. to chrisen the new table i told my next door neighbor Jimmy to come over. he knows how to play becasue he watches poker on tv (i dont watch it on tv becuase i want to develope my own style) well i beat him heads up in a few hands. after i beat him i was like "kid, you kinda just got stacked, now drop 5 bills and leave, chyea!!!" (i said 'chyea' really loud and it startled him) so things are going well, just wanted to update you people!
Really funny or really sad. I'm not sure which :think:
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*a heavy bass rap beat plays in the distance*(hey now, the Zealot is back. whats he up to this time?)well i took the last of the money i made at pizza hut and bought a poker table. i got it strait up for $300 and put it in my basement where im gonna run an illegal poker room and take rake. im going to do that some of the time and play online the restt of the time to make a living. to chrisen the new table i told my next door neighbor Jimmy to come over. he knows how to play becasue he watches poker on tv (i dont watch it on tv becuase i want to develope my own style) well i beat him heads up in a few hands. after i beat him i was like "kid, you kinda just got stacked, now drop 5 bills and leave, chyea!!!" (i said 'chyea' really loud and it startled him) so things are going well, just wanted to update you people!
Really funny or really sad. I'm not sure which :think:
I wonder how much he can make raking .10/.20 cent blinds. nickel cap per hand maybe? I would like to know how the young lad expects to keep a full game going consistently enough to make money at a rake. And I would also wonder why kids playing those limits would want to play there, when they could go to the school library and do the same. Do you have a gorgous older sister (maybe 19) who models and could be your cocktail waitress? And this is your parents house, correct? Otherwise, I want to know what lottery you won being able to spend "your last $300" on a table instead of rent. Isn't it time for you to do some homework before mom cooks dinner?
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to chrisen the new table i told my next door neighbor Jimmy to come over.
I know you played some poker first, but we all know this story about "christening" the new table ends with you and Jimmy making some tender, tender love on the felt, buddy.
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