Mr. Blonde 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Smash used to average close to 30 posts a day. Now we're lucky if we get half that in a week. I've started this thread to re-live our favorite Smash moments.I'll go first (no particular order):1. Fifty Hands From the Trencheshttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ighlight=#21218Personal favorites: "Fold like France in WW2"; "Fold like Dan Harrington with AJ."2. Owns Wintermute with 4 words.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ghlight=#419411LOL3. And then recently when he pissed off all the middle aged women that roam the FCP message boards for younger men's attention:http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ghlight=#500707I'm sure there's many other things that I've either forgotten or that I've just never read. Let me also say that this is in no way me trying to get on Smash's good side (is that possible?) He's flamed me in the past and I expect it in the future (at least, until I improve to a decent skill level.) I didn't set out to make this a tribute as much as I set out to find more hilarious stuff that he's said that I don't know about.However, the truth is, w/ his wit/humor/and poker skills, Smash is an important part of what makes FCP great. I'm sure it makes him happy whenever someone other than him realizes it. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I just bought Ron Mexico's Greatest Hits...much more entertaining! Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 However, the truth is, w/ his wit/humor/and poker skills, Smash is an important part of what makes FCP great. I'm sure it makes him happy whenever someone other than him realizes it.No he's not. He's a jerk. No really..........I'm just serious. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Off-topic much? Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 where is Smashawho? Link to post Share on other sites
elkang 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 where is Smashawho?And WHERE is MarionSauce?Hmm.... :? Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 where is Smashawho?And WHERE is MarionSauce?Hmm.... :?Over at NWP Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I nominate Smash to be the newest Forum Moderator.This needs to happen. Link to post Share on other sites
JacKingOff_suit 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Where's Smash lately, dead or alive? Got banned? Link to post Share on other sites
Chiggleslap 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Where's Smash lately, dead or alive? Got banned?Probably. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I nominate Smash to be the newest Forum Moderator.This needs to happen.Think about it people:"You've just been banned.""Do you see why?""Good luck!"I know I'm not the only one who would enjoy this... Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 those are some good ones but there are a lot that you missed, too many to search though. my favorite was his response on one of the dandruff flaming threads Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Blonde 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Author Share Posted November 9, 2005 those are some good ones but there are a lot that you missed, too many to search though. my favorite was his response on one of the dandruff flaming threadsOF COURSE! How could I forget that one! I'm going to search for a few minutes to see if I can dig it up. I wish the FCP thread search wasn't such a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
sholden 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Much less likely I'm outkicked now.After making trips on the turn...Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not outckiced now.After making quads on the river... Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 where is Smashawho?And WHERE is MarionSauce?Hmm.... :? Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Blonde 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Author Share Posted November 9, 2005 Perhaps Smash's all-time best (about DanDruff on the WSOP):http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ghlight=#360086Don't know how I forgot it the first time.You should embrace your personality, man. Next year, if you make another TV table, actually WEAR a pocket protector. Get some glasses with tape in the middle. Bring a slide rule right to the table, man. LOLOn a side note, does anyone know why I can search "Dandruff" and get the most random results when there is actually a thread titled Dandruff that doesnt show up? Annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
elkang 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 where is Smashawho?And WHERE is MarionSauce?Hmm.... :?Over at NWPReally? I should check over there sometime. But, otherwise, I was making a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 where is Smashawho?And WHERE is MarionSauce?Hmm.... :?Over at NWPReally? I should check over there sometime. But, otherwise, I was making a joke.I realized that the 2nd time you asked..lol Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Smash sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Smash sucks.Actually, I think Mr. Blonde sucks. Smash just lays back and enjoys it! Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I like Smash and I miss him on the forum.At first, he rubbed me the wrong way. Then, he kind of grew on me. Then, he had a few post that totally won me over. Plus, how could I be upset at someone who compliments so few when he said this about me... Sorry, but this is just patently false. Theresa has been posting here longer than I have. I've never seen her flirt with anyone, I have no idea what she looks like, and while she has a bit of Layne Flack obsession I've replied to lots of her posts.Do you know why? Because they're not ****ing boring trite pointless mindless drivel not worth responding to.Ok... not really a compliment, but definately not an insult. :)Anyway, Smash, please come back. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Blonde 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 Smash sucks.Actually, I think Mr. Blonde sucks. Smash just lays back and enjoys it!Congrats, you're so clever. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Smash sucks.Actually, I think Mr. Blonde sucks. Smash just lays back and enjoys it!Congrats, you're so clever.tygg Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I like Smash and I miss him on the forum.At first, he rubbed me the wrong way. Then, he kind of grew on me. Then, he had a few post that totally won me over. Plus, how could I be upset at someone who compliments so few when he said this about me...Sorry, but this is just patently false. Theresa has been posting here longer than I have. I've never seen her flirt with anyone, I have no idea what she looks like, and while she has a bit of Layne Flack obsession I've replied to lots of her posts.Do you know why? Because they're not censored boring trite pointless mindless drivel not worth responding to.Ok... not really a compliment, but definately not an insult. :)Anyway, Smash, please come back.Ummmm Theresa.....no offense, but you completely edited out the part where he called me a bicth and proceeded to publicly rip me apart for no reason. As a moderator............well I just think you should reasses your opinion of him. Link to post Share on other sites
Patricnz 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I like Smash and I miss him on the forum.At first, he rubbed me the wrong way. Then, he kind of grew on me. Then, he had a few post that totally won me over. Plus, how could I be upset at someone who compliments so few when he said this about me...Sorry, but this is just patently false. Theresa has been posting here longer than I have. I've never seen her flirt with anyone, I have no idea what she looks like, and while she has a bit of Layne Flack obsession I've replied to lots of her posts.Do you know why? Because they're not censored boring trite pointless mindless drivel not worth responding to.Ok... not really a compliment, but definately not an insult. :)Anyway, Smash, please come back.Ummmm Theresa.....no offense, but you completely edited out the part where he called me a bicth and proceeded to publicly rip me apart for no reason. As a moderator............well I just think you should reasses your opinion of him. Link to post Share on other sites
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