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all new posters who just clutter the boards should die and suck jfarrel off!it's sad that most newbies actually make me want jfarrell back since he atleast tried hard to create interesting topics...but only brought a great laugh.  teneight
Technically thats a homoerotic comment, which under rule 316- subsection 4325 is a violation of the standards set forth by the forum moderators. Any further such comments will result in your right to have a Randy Moss avatar revolked !! Wow, I could be like Gov.....
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all new posters who just clutter the boards should die and suck jfarrel off!it's sad that most newbies actually make me want jfarrell back since he atleast tried hard to create interesting topics...but only brought a great laugh.  teneight
Technically thats a homoerotic comment, which under rule 316- subsection 4325 is a violation of the standards set forth by the forum moderators. Any further such comments will result in your right to have a Randy Moss avatar revolked !! Wow, I could be like Gov.....
i'm sure the mods will let pass...now sshhhhhhhhh!
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I'm not upset that new people are coming to the forum, or even that they are included in this "Charter Member" promotion. I'm just upset that they are under 12 years old and can't turn off their caps lock.

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**Pokes her head in** Boo! **Runs back out away from the vets**  :shock:
If you're a girl, the men will love you so just come back
Well if being a girl is an instant shoe in I would have been posting a couple of weeks ago! I thought that I was going to have to charm you with the fact I LOVE poker and HOCKEY! :club:
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Ive only posted here a few times, mostly lurk.  there are definitely too many threads on here to keep up with.i cant rap and im not that witty so I think my only other chance of being accepted here is to agree that I think missidaho has a nice body as well :oops:
Wanna make out? (that'll earn you some forum cred real fast)
hahaha theres way too many people watching in here, i couldnt possibly ....well ok u talked me into it :club:
We could charge for admission or maybe even pay per view. Or we could just do it for our own pleasure. I'll let you choose.
well my bankroll is a little short these days and it doesnt sound all that different from bonus whor ing
:D Welcome to the forum. You are going to fit in just fine.
In fact we need MANy more like you!!!!!
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Ive only posted here a few times, mostly lurk.  there are definitely too many threads on here to keep up with.i cant rap and im not that witty so I think my only other chance of being accepted here is to agree that I think missidaho has a nice body as well :oops:
Wanna make out? (that'll earn you some forum cred real fast)
hahaha theres way too many people watching in here, i couldnt possibly ....well ok u talked me into it :club:
We could charge for admission or maybe even pay per view. Or we could just do it for our own pleasure. I'll let you choose.
well my bankroll is a little short these days and it doesnt sound all that different from bonus whor ing
:D Welcome to the forum. You are going to fit in just fine.
In fact we need MANy more like you!!!!!
Just MANY....
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If you're a girl, the men will love you so just come back
Cool an instant IN!! :dance:
That or the ferrets playing poker. I kinda like that.
Well that was my 2nd choice.. Unfortunately this one was too big to have .. 18535807024070953629825_G.gif
Whoa.I tried to use that one a few weeks ago... strange, lol.
When I first saw it I was DYING laughing. I use it as my avatar on a bunch of other boards. The ferrets were very fitting here though :club:
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one thing i have noticed is that the best way for a newb to not get flamed is to compliment our women. which missidaho....wow, i appreciate your stuff and allie, you were awesome standing up for yourself against neverwin douchebags. i wonder if the newbs will catch on to that.i just hope they don't start posting crap to bump their post count. i don't post much cause i'd rather read what other people have to say. especially ron and royal, love is a beautiful thing.
You might be my new best friend. Thanks for noticing that griffin!
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Laughing my a$$ off. Vets replying to newbies crack me up...and in the middle of the "please dont' introduce yourself anymore" thread, another newb introduces himself! Classic! Only thing better is advice to Daniel from totally obscure players who nonetheless know better than he does how he should run his career.Morons, off the stage. :twisted:

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What makes a veteran poster any better than a noob. I agree that a lot of the new posts are repeats...but it isn't the end of the world. The way to welcome new people isn't to censored and moan about everything they do. Seriously, why can't we all just come here and have a good time talking about poker.Just because you have posted 7 million times doesn't make you any better than a person who has posted 7.I'm sure I'll get flamed, but who cares, it's the truth!
Lets say you have flipped burgers for a year- would you say that you are better than the guy who got hired yesterday? You would, regardless of his proclaimed experience. He is unproven. It is that simple.
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I may be low in thread count, but I've been a member of this site since day one, I think we should start a sister site for all the "old timers".
If you got the resources be my guest- I will be there. Lets ban the pirates, though.
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I hear PokerQueen likes a lower "post count". Ha ha, veterans are suckers!!!JK. Anyone want to sell me some posts so I can complain too? If someone agrees to that, can I get someone to stake me?

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