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I know I'm not the only one that is avoiding the General Forum right now because the sheer volume of new posters. Everytime I see a thread named "I'm New Here" I want to scream. It's not that Ihave a problem with the new posters, they have every right to be here, but it's going to take a while to get use to so many new people.So, instead of getting cranky and flaming every new poster that starts a lame thread I thought I'd start a thread for us Veterans. Feel free to post what ever is on your mind. Vent, flame....whatever. Have fun :-)

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I know I'm not the only one that is avoiding the General Forum right now because the sheer volume of new posters. Everytime I see a thread named "I'm New Here" I want to scream. It's not that Ihave a problem with the new posters, they have every right to be here, but it's going to take a while to get use to so many new people.So, instead of getting cranky and flaming every new poster that starts a lame thread I thought I'd start a thread for us Veterans. Feel free to post what ever is on your mind. Vent, flame....whatever. Have fun :-)
i cant deal with how many idiots here mindlessly feed trolls.
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I know I'm not the only one that is avoiding the General Forum right now because the sheer volume of new posters. Everytime I see a thread named "I'm New Here" I want to scream. It's not that Ihave a problem with the new posters, they have every right to be here, but it's going to take a while to get use to so many new people.So, instead of getting cranky and flaming every new poster that starts a lame thread I thought I'd start a thread for us Veterans. Feel free to post what ever is on your mind. Vent, flame....whatever. Have fun :-)
Like a sexual scream? Because if that's the case, then I'm new here, and I would like to introduce myself.
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Hello, I am Oziumrules and I am a poker fan. This is my 900+ post, so I feel I should tell you I love Daniel and poker. I feel he is not playing right because he is too busy with outside interests. I think since he got fired from the Wynn it might change him. I also think he should lend Gus Hanson some money cause he is broke again. My favorite poker movie is Rounders. Online poker is rigged and I have proof.God Bless

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Yeah, I'm getting a little sick of... "Hi, I'm Jimmy. I have been lurking for about a month now, but decided to sign up without contributing anything so I can reap the benefits. I love playing poker, and I beat 10/20 at 7.8BB/100 through 20 hands. I will look forward to contributing in the future, although I will go back to being a parasitic lurker and only pop my head out when there's a prize offered by DN."

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Ok, I'm not as "veteran" as some others who will post in this thread, but I couldn't help but notice you went back to the 'people's choice' as your avatar and would like to voice my approval.Predictable post? Yes.Necessary? I think so.And about the new posters. The rapping guy absolutely takes the cake...

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Hello, I am Oziumrules and I am a poker fan. This is my 900+ post, so I feel I should tell you I love Daniel and poker. I feel he is not playing right because he is too busy with outside interests. I think since he got fired from the Wynn it might change him. I also think he should lend Gus Hanson some money cause he is broke again. My favorite poker movie is Rounders. Online poker is rigged and I have proof.God Bless
Hey Ozium! Do you know where I can watch pros play online? ;-) Patrick
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Miss Idaho is really a 47 year old man named Jerry with hair growing out of his ears and other unsigthly places. You're all suckers. Go play a MTT or something.

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Hello, I am Oziumrules and I am a poker fan. This is my 900+ post, so I feel I should tell you I love Daniel and poker. I feel he is not playing right because he is too busy with outside interests. I think since he got fired from the Wynn it might change him. I also think he should lend Gus Hanson some money cause he is broke again. My favorite poker movie is Rounders. Online poker is rigged and I have proof.God Bless
Hey Ozium! Do you know where I can watch pros play online? ;-) Patrick
russ georgiev plays on interpoker.... wait, you meant professional spammer right?
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Miss Idaho is really a 47 year old man named Jerry with hair growing out of his ears and other unsigthly places. You're all suckers. Go play a MTT or something.
this is true. I've seen the pictures. Same belly though. I'd still goo on it though.Just ignore the silly posts. Simple solution.Just never ignore me.If you've lurked, you should know better.I've started like 5 threads in my whole "career"annnd, I'm spent
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With all the advertising DN is doing for the site, it's just going to get worse.
It's ok... we'll weed them out with relentless hazing... if they really really want to stay, they'll deal with us... and be better off for it.
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I dont post much, but i have been a lurker here for a while. I believe I was here the first week, but didnt actually register for a little while. I guess ill just say whats up. I play mostly online at FT, have been playing cards all my life im 21 and have been playing holdem for 2 years or so. I also play some stud and omaha. I live in Syracuse so you can find me up at Turning Stone casino playing roulette quite a bit. I have been here through the sites growth and have been lucky to witnessed a lot of things first hand. Jfarrel being one of them. :lol:Just wanted to get that outta the way because i plan to be posting more now that im at a computer all day and i dont really want to be in the middle of all these flames going on witht the new members here.

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Hello, I am Oziumrules and I am a poker fan. This is my 900+ post, so I feel I should tell you I love Daniel and poker. I feel he is not playing right because he is too busy with outside interests. I think since he got fired from the Wynn it might change him. I also think he should lend Gus Hanson some money cause he is broke again. My favorite poker movie is Rounders. Online poker is rigged and I have proof.God Bless
Hey Ozium! Do you know where I can watch pros play online? ;-) Patrick
russ georgiev plays on interpoker.... wait, you meant professional spammer right?
Ha. That's becoming pretty pathetic, don't you think? Russ & Interpoker I mean.Patrick
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Hello, I am Oziumrules and I am a poker fan. This is my 900+ post, so I feel I should tell you I love Daniel and poker. I feel he is not playing right because he is too busy with outside interests. I think since he got fired from the Wynn it might change him. I also think he should lend Gus Hanson some money cause he is broke again. My favorite poker movie is Rounders. Online poker is rigged and I have proof.God Bless
You forgot to make a random guess about the net worth of DN, Chip Reese, and Chan.
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The mods need to create a sticky with a "Hi my name is" type of thread.
Hi! my name is.. (what? ) my name is.. (who? )My name is.. {scratches} slim shadyHi! my name is.. (huh? ) my name is.. (what? )My name is.. {scratches} slim shadyAhem.. excuse me!Can I have the attention of the classFor one second? [eminem]Hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)Try ’cid and get ****ed up worse that my life is? (huh? )My brain’s dead weight, I’m tryin to get my head straightBut I can’t figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate (ummmm..)And dr. dre said, slim shady you a basehead!Uh-uhhh! so why’s your face red? man you wasted!Well since age twelve, I’ve felt like I’m someone elseCause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a beltGot pissed off and ripped pamela lee’s tits offAnd smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like kris krossI smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my assFaster than a fat bitch who sat down too fastC’mere slut! (shady, wait a minute, that’s my girl dog!)I don’t give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!Chorus[eminem]My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior highThe only problem was my english teacher was a guyI smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staplerAnd stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (owwwwwwww!)Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped upFlashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (wsssshhhhh...)Extraterrestrial, killin pedestriansRapin lesbians while they screamin: let’s just be friends!Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied toI just found out my mom does more dope than I doI told her I’d grow up to be a famous rapperMake a record about doin drugs and name it after her (oh thank you!)You know you blew up when the women rush your standsAnd try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)This guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can I get your autograph? )So I signed it: ’dear dave, thanks for the support, *******!’Chorus[eminem]Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)Dr. dre, don’t just stand there, operate!I’m not ready to leave, it’s too scary to dieI’ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried aliveAm I comin or goin? I can barely decideI just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)All my life I was very deprivedI ain’t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hideClothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)I spit when I talk, I’ll **** anything that walks (c’mere)When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fitsHow you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain’t got no tits! (wah!)I lay awake and strap myself in the bedPut a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang!)I’m steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah? )Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I hadChorus
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Miss Idaho is really a 47 year old man named Jerry with hair growing out of his ears and other unsigthly places. You're all suckers. Go play a MTT or something.
Sssshhhh......that's suppose to be our little secret.
Little, you can barely keep that thing in your pants when it's tied around your ankle.
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