top ten nlh players ever

[GhostfaceKillah 0]

btw, teph, Please do tell me where you went to school as I'd like to write them a letter reprimanding them for your lack of logistic skills. There is no limit on my Amex Centurion card nor the amount of semen that you can ingest.

Lack of logestics, yet you have to edit your posts to make sure your grammer is correct because godforbid you look like a fool after flaming someone for their intelligence. What a douche clown.

[Dirtydutch 8]

btw, teph, Please do tell me where you went to school as I'd like to write them a letter reprimanding them for your lack of logistic skills. There is no limit on my Amex Centurion card nor the amount of semen that you can ingest.

Piss off, you newbie retard. You’re wrong. A poker player’s worth is measured by lifelong cashgame statistics, not a couple of tournament wins. We know little about their win rates, other then what we’re told. Why sit here and guess?

[The_Heist 0]

btw, teph, Please do tell me where you went to school as I'd like to write them a letter reprimanding them for your lack of logistic skills. There is no limit on my Amex Centurion card nor the amount of semen that you can ingest.

Lack of logestics, yet you have to edit your posts to make sure your grammer is correct because godforbid you look like a fool after flaming someone for their intelligence. What a douche clown.

Listen, thuglife, I edit my posts because I hate making typos. But if the best retort you have to use against me is "you edit ur posts, so u r a douche." then, obviously you are even lamer than I initially thought.

[JSHamm 9]

Sarcasm is the lowest for of humour FYI? You are about the biggest jerkoff ive come across on this forum. Why dont you save yourself the embarrassment and throw away your computer. As long as its alright with everyone else, im gonna hi-jack everyone of this guys threads until he just leaves.

...but he might call you a gay-wad. :cry: If you're prepared for that hellacious insult, by all means hijack away.

[The_Heist 0]

'newbie retard'I just got served.

[Dirtydutch 8]

btw, teph, Please do tell me where you went to school as I'd like to write them a letter reprimanding them for your lack of logistic skills. There is no limit on my Amex Centurion card nor the amount of semen that you can ingest.

Lack of logestics, yet you have to edit your posts to make sure your grammer is correct because godforbid you look like a fool after flaming someone for their intelligence. What a douche clown.

Damn, Pirates are bad as hell!

[The_Heist 0]

I'm not sure if any of these are evn insults.I dismiss all of your plebian banter as more jealous rage.

[Canada 0]

'newbie retard'I just got served.

Hi The_Heist!Are you enjoying your first week @ FCP.You seem to be playing so well with the other kiddies and making all kinds of friends.Can I suggest a little more fibre in your diet and also put your mind at ease; puberty doesn't last forever.Run along now...

[Dirtydutch 8]

'newbie retard'I just got served.

No thats just the name by which I address you. The "serving", as you so eloquently put it, is in the content.

[GhostfaceKillah 0]

btw, teph, Please do tell me where you went to school as I'd like to write them a letter reprimanding them for your lack of logistic skills. There is no limit on my Amex Centurion card nor the amount of semen that you can ingest.

Lack of logestics, yet you have to edit your posts to make sure your grammer is correct because godforbid you look like a fool after flaming someone for their intelligence. What a douche clown.

Listen, thuglife, I edit my posts because I hate making typos. But if the best retort you have to use against me is "you edit ur posts, so u r a douche." then, obviously you are even lamer than I initially thought.

Listen you simpleton,I understand the only point your not having a hard time comprehending is your own, but let me explain why you are a douche clown. You are flaming veterans of this forum who have actually made a contribution to this forum. You signed up on this forum about a week ago and you got the balls to make sling mud at people who have posted here for months. Not to mention your grammar is subpar as well. You can expect to see alot of me ill tell you that much. Any post you make in any thread and i will Hijack the thread. If i were you id go sign up on Neverwinpoker.com.You lack basic life skillsSincerely, Thug life

[The_Heist 0]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

[Dirtydutch 8]

btw, teph, Please do tell me where you went to school as I'd like to write them a letter reprimanding them for your lack of logistic skills. There is no limit on my Amex Centurion card nor the amount of semen that you can ingest.

Lack of logestics, yet you have to edit your posts to make sure your grammer is correct because godforbid you look like a fool after flaming someone for their intelligence. What a douche clown.

Listen, thuglife, I edit my posts because I hate making typos. But if the best retort you have to use against me is "you edit ur posts, so u r a douche." then, obviously you are even lamer than I initially thought.

Listen you simpleton,I understand the only point your not having a hard time comprehending is your own, but let me explain why you are a douche clown. You are flaming veterans of this forum who have actually made a contribution to this forum. You signed up on this forum about a week ago and you got the balls to make sling mud at people who have posted here for months. Not to mention your grammar is subpar as well. You can expect to see alot of me ill tell you that much. Any post you make in any thread and i will Hijack the thread. If i were you id go sign up on Neverwinpoker.com.You lack basic life skillsSincerely, Thug life

Thug life is a sweet name.I'm loging off for a few hours. I will be missed.

[GhostfaceKillah 0]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

The best thing that can happen to this forum is for your computer to crash you fvcktard

[offmandh 0]

DAN HARRINGTON???!!! are you serious? also a lot of pros ate stu ungar for lunch in cash games. also. keep in mind that johnny moss played against shmuck1 schumk2 and shmuck3. danny and phil and doyle play the best in the world and play almost perfectly

[....Ian.... 0]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

i dont wanna get in the arguement here, though i think you are a little outta line.but why must you refer to your watch and your amex card?are we like sposed to be in awe and start a seperate "hiest forum"?(also, none of your jokes are funny)

[Dirtydutch 8]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

LMAO. I love when they bring out the old "I'm rich" bit.Classic.My manservant says I have to go to the bank to count my $Brazilian worth of krugerrands, so I’m out.

[lucky_charmz 0]

OP, if success in Poker is based on statistics from tournament wins, would Joseph Hachem not be on your list then? or Raymer? They are both in the top ten when it comes to money won in tournaments... The other members are right when they are saying that you are just spitting off names of players that you have either heard about or read about, but you have never seen play. Obviously you are more than welcome to post on this forum, but to come on here and start insulting people who disagree with you is childish. Grow up and learn how to backup your points with more than just personal attacks.

[GhostfaceKillah 0]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

LMAO. I love when they bring out the old "I'm rich" bit.Classic.My manservant says I have to go to the bank to count my $Brazilian worth of krugerrands, so I’m out.

HAHAHA. Women love me for my money and all that i offer except for when i whip out my little 3 inch weedwacker........then they apparently lose interest.

[Ktiger48 0]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

LMAO. I love when they bring out the old "I'm rich" bit.Classic.My manservant says I have to go to the bank to count my $Brazilian worth of krugerrands, so I’m out.

yeah he kinda reminds me of my old roommate. btw, my roommate was also a douche.my favorite part was when he decided to dis public school education by using suck big words as "proletariat". wow. ive never heard that word before. at my public school all we learned was to spell and stuff. i wish i was as well educated as this guy.

[Ktiger48 0]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

LMAO. I love when they bring out the old "I'm rich" bit.Classic.My manservant says I have to go to the bank to count my $Brazilian worth of krugerrands, so I’m out.

yeah he kinda reminds me of my old roommate. btw, my roommate was also a douche.my favorite part was when he decided to dis public school education by using suck big words as "proletariat". wow. ive never heard that word before. at my public school all we learned was to spell and stuff. i wish i was as well educated as this guy.

oh no, i said suck instead of such. i hope the op doesnt see this or he might make me feel bad by talking about how with his education he learned to "proofread" and "edit". I am so jealous of him

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

I think I am going to have a turkey sandwich with doritos for lunch today.

[The_Heist 0]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

LMAO. I love when they bring out the old "I'm rich" bit.Classic.My manservant says I have to go to the bank to count my $Brazilian worth of krugerrands, so I’m out.

yeah he kinda reminds me of my old roommate. btw, my roommate was also a douche.my favorite part was when he decided to dis public school education by using suck big words as "proletariat". wow. ive never heard that word before. at my public school all we learned was to spell and stuff. i wish i was as well educated as this guy.

I bet your public school teachers would be happy to see you typing words lie 'inda'Are you sure you're not a 14 year old girl?

[The_Heist 0]

OP, if success in Poker is based on statistics from tournament wins, would Joseph Hachem not be on your list then? or Raymer? They are both in the top ten when it comes to money won in tournaments... The other members are right when they are saying that you are just spitting off names of players that you have either heard about or read about, but you have never seen play. Obviously you are more than welcome to post on this forum, but to come on here and start insulting people who disagree with you is childish. Grow up and learn how to backup your points with more than just personal attacks.

Homeslice, read this very carefully....THAT IS NOT EVEN MY LIST. However, I do not disagree with it. The names on that list have accomplished a great deal. Hachem won one tourney. Those are MULTIPLE bracelet winners. Not to mention long time cash game winners. Their ability is unparalleled. And I did 'backup' my points, you filthy twa t.

[Ktiger48 0]

My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"

LMAO. I love when they bring out the old "I'm rich" bit.Classic.My manservant says I have to go to the bank to count my $Brazilian worth of krugerrands, so I’m out.

yeah he kinda reminds me of my old roommate. btw, my roommate was also a douche.my favorite part was when he decided to dis public school education by using suck big words as "proletariat". wow. ive never heard that word before. at my public school all we learned was to spell and stuff. i wish i was as well educated as this guy.

I bet your public school teachers would be happy to see you typing words lie 'inda'Are you sure you're not a 14 year old girl?

you are right. i am a fourteen year old girl. i just happen to be a fourteen year old girl that did my undergrad work at harvard and am currently teaching an international relations seminar at Universidad Nacional de Lomas de Zamora in argentina as part of my requirements to recieve my PH.D in political science (see, i can brag about my education too!).

[The_Heist 0]

Undergrad work=2 courses? Did you get a degree?Anyway, I digress, Harvard undergrad is not on the same level as Princeton or Yale. And unless you happened to graduate from Harvard's B-School, I am not impressed.And I am especially not impressed of your South American prefessorship.