Stylin_Fish 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "I'm going to make it looks like I'm whispering something important into your ear." Link to post Share on other sites
WhiskyRiver 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Not quite up to fark level yet with the captions, folks. Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Don't look now, but there are two black children right above you." Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Here.Don't have babies.LOL ! Link to post Share on other sites
Chiggleslap 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Sir, I gave both of your daughters ghonorrhea... I'm sorry." Link to post Share on other sites
SPADES21 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Sir' date=' Habe yu sien mi bayball."[/quote'] Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Sir' date=' did you order Bacardi & coke or Bacardi & diet?"[/quote'] Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "sir, teneight just won the $200+15 tournament on UB for 36k." Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "sir, teneight just won the $200+15 tournament on UB for 36k." "That's funny, I though his name was 'tea-knight'." Link to post Share on other sites
joeythep 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Yes sir' date=' I know' date=' it's hard to believe...Sulu really IS gay...I saw it on tv, so it must be true..."[/quote''] Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Wingmaster needs to know....how many times can you quote someone on the forum? Do the boxes get smaller and smaller?"STUMPED!I remember LONG time ago, justblaze and I had a hugeeeeeeeee list going, it was pretty hilarious. But yes, the boxes get smaller and smaller and become more of a square.I think I might have you beat with the one I got going w/ DCWildcat.check this out. http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...er=asc&start=80it starts at the bottom of page two, but doesnt get good until page 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "This just in' date=' i like soup..."[/quote']I just like seeing my name quoted over and over Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Kanye West' date=' Line 1"[/quote'] Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "cu in 4 yrs Dan wants to drop out of high school and play poker for a living." Link to post Share on other sites
TobyOrNotToBe 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Uhh, sir. I dont want to alarm you, but the muppets will be on in 5 minutes" UM, SIR, JOHN KERRY AND AL GORE WANT US TO COUNT THE NORM CHADS NOW. THEY'RE CLAIMING YOUR POCKETS ACES ARE NO FAIR TO THEIR 2-7 OFF SUIT & 7-10 SUITED. THEY SAY YOU RIGGED THE DECK AND ARE CRYING LIBERALS. THEY ADD THEY'RE ALL IN SIR"CALL Link to post Share on other sites
loxo 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Fu(ck) Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Excuse Me Sir.. The National Enquirer got hold of those pictures with you and the sheep." Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcaster 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "The popular vote in this classroom indicates it was you who let out the silent reeker." Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "I'm sorry to tell you this' date=' but your wife just left you for Phil Helmuth."[/quote'] Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Mr. President, you weren't mentioned in Negreanu's blog today either." Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Mr. President, you're scaring the children....please blink." Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "Do you have any Grey Poupon?." Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcaster 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?" Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 http://fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forums/v...pic.php?t=34760Lloyd Dobler is the man, digital monkey.Ray Link to post Share on other sites
commoncents 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by moving to Geiko" Link to post Share on other sites
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