favorite poker quote

[Nixed 0]

"Every gambler knows, that the seceret to surviving is knowing what to throw away, and knowing what to keep. Because every hand's a winner, and every hand's a loser, and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."From The Gambler.. the part where most people hum along and wait for the chorus to start again

[Balloon guy 158]

"Since I have ten high, there's probably no way I'm gonna fold" I'm gonna have to make that my signature

This was my favorite, it tied with Ron Mexico's 59th quote entry, although his 142nd entry had flair but lacked in depth.

[Habs Fan 0]

Isn't it Well, I have ten high, I guess I have to call?Maybe i'm wrong.

[tyfgine 0]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."-Kosmo Kramer

[Habs Fan 0]

"I guess i'll go home and fcuk my dog"Young Phan, yesterday, after being eliminated from the World Poker Final at Foxwoods.

[SLEEPYCHIEF 0]

I came up with it, but you can use it"I don't need the best hand, I already have the nuts."

[Ktiger48 0]

Pass the Sugah!

[Ktiger48 0]

paraphrasing because i dont remember the exact quote:John Bonetti: I like to play pocket pool.TJ Cloutier: You don't want to say it like that, pocket pool means something else.John Bonetti: I know what it means. I like saying it that way.

[jonnyutah 0]

"Whether he likes it or not, a man's character is stripped bare at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life." -- Anthony Holden or if you're into the brevity thing...."Yeah, well. ....The Dude abides" the dude

[Jennings7 0]

Pass the Sugah!

DAMNT, i read through this entire thread to make sure this wasnt in there just so I could quote it!!!!! Well my next best one is."Live hard, die young, leave a good looking corpse." I always try to think about that quote after an extrememly hard night of drinking.

[iveyfan30 0]

donkeys always draw

[SomethingWicked 0]

My favorite has to be - "OOOh I new you where going to do that, but I dont know what I'm going to do yet!!!!!!!" - DN

[yergan 0]

Sticking feathers up you arse does not make you a chicken.

[chrozzo 19]

Who needs a woman when you have a good hand?Are those rockets in your pockets or are you just happy to see me?Can I hold'em?

[generalben 0]

Sam Farha: I've got deuce high, that's the problem. Deuce high. One card.Daniel: I bet ... 4 million. I've just always wanted to say that.Daniel: 3.7 million. It sounds so good off the tongue. 3.7 million!Daniel: I knew you were gonna do that. I KNEW you were gonna do that, but I don't know what I'm gonna do. I knew you were gonna do that, but I don't know what I'm gonna do.Daniel: You play online? ... I call!

[Lobo42 0]

A few quotes compiled at http://www.holdemsecrets.com/quotes.htm (and your yearbook)Life is too long to play bad cards. -- Frank Di ElsiThe single greatest key to winning is knowing thy enemy — yourself. -- Andy GlazerWhether he likes it or not, a man's character is stripped bare at the poker table; if the other poker players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in poker, as in life. -- Anthony Holden, author of Big Deal (1990)All I know is, if the cards ever break even — I’m screwed. -- Rich KorbinLife is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out. -- Jackie "Moms" Mabley, Dirty old lady comedianOpportunity may knock, but it seldom nags. -- David MametLearning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly. -- Mark Twain? ~~~ I've always liked this one ~~~

[Habs Fan 0]

First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado ... Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

[-Phenom- 0]

"pass the suga!" my new favorite quote, i use to say that ....jamaicans say it sometimes. aussies are cool