dreed 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 So I need to find a Senior quote to put underneath my picture in the yearbook, and I figured why not a poker quote? So I'm asking you guys for some help; what are some of your favorite poker quotes or just some of your favorite quotes that have nothing to do with poker. I can't find any that I like on the internet and FCP members are probably more useful in finding a good one anyway? I was thinking about using, "In the poker game of life, women are the rake." Just for ambiguity's sake. Of course, quotes without profanity would be the best for a high school yearbook, but whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfrankhg 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I don't know how you can go with anything other than "But it was soooooted." Link to post Share on other sites
koolromeo 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 " you can't even spell poker." phil helmuth Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Here is ten pages of goodness.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ht=poker+quotes Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 For one, there are many other topics on this. Two, go with this one from Stu Ungar. Should fit nicely under a small picture."It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 rubbing my nipples....I wuv pway pokah. Link to post Share on other sites
dreed 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 " you can't even spell poker." Â phil helmuthHAHA yea i can remember watching when he said this and i couldn't stop laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "You call this one and its all over baby" - Scotty Nguyen Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 how about a cheap theif quote"Phil Hellmuth has has hairy nipples" (not sure if that is exact but you get the idea) Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 cheapthief: you like Robin Hood of Poker? looks like cereal man cheapthief: Phil Hellmuth is with beautiful nipples yes? I like, but he is man Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "But they forgot one thing baby, I can dodge Bullets!!" Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "If there was no luck involved I guess I'd win every one""Who am I buddy?""I don't know""Am I Phil Hellmuth? Is this AK?" Link to post Share on other sites
MrFriday12 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "...AND THAT WAS THE SECOND TIME I GOT CRABS" - Super Troopers"YEAH YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE THE MARLBRO MAN....U KNOW IF THE MALBRO MAN SMOKED **** INSTEAD OF CIGARETTES."- TOMMY GAVIN RESCUE ME Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Yes, that would be brilliant lol. Has a picture with your name next to it and under your picture you say "I'm Phil Hellmuth."Great senior quote "the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitibility." Link to post Share on other sites
trumptight111 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I have always liked." Please be quiet until I am done stacking your chips." Link to post Share on other sites
superchuck 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "Hey, i like Bing Wang as much as the next guy, but if hes not here, hes not here!" -Norman Chad Link to post Share on other sites
Inferno 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "Since I have ten high, there's probably no way I'm gonna fold" I'm gonna have to make that my signature Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 2 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Not a big NC fan but he pwn'd me on this one:"Anyone can play Aces, Marcel Luske plays poker" Link to post Share on other sites
Garn 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I played perfectly for 3 day!!! Link to post Share on other sites
jamthepot 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "i'm still down four large from that incident at the petting zoo." Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 In poker, the best liar wins. Link to post Share on other sites
dank773 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 hours of boredom followed by moments of terror Link to post Share on other sites
dead money 1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Check my signature. Thats my favorite poker quote. Link to post Share on other sites
Garn 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 hours of boredom followed by moments of terrorthis is by far the best quote for the highschool experience. Link to post Share on other sites
PokerFan 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "He called me with Jack High....JACK HIGH"!!!!!!! Ellix Powers Link to post Share on other sites
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