ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 This whole time I have his sinking feeling that I know I’m gonna bang this hog of a brawd, but I also know I know better, but I also know I won’t be able to stop myself.Good bump. God damn, I've done this exact same thing about 2 years ago. Good old fashioned mercy fucking.least mine wasn't fat.she was missing her front teeth though. so there's that. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 There is hope for me yet.There's a difference though.You're gorgeous. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I think that's the funniest thing i've read on here...It also made me a little horny.. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 There's a difference though.You're gorgeous.Aw, that is sweet. Make up and camera angles is a glorious thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Aw, that is sweet. Make up and camera angles is a glorious thing.I've spent time with you in person and I agree with Jon. Stop short changing yourself! Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I've spent time with you in person and I agree with Jon. Stop short changing yourself!You are one of the all time sweetest people I have ever met. I love you! Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Aw, that is sweet. Make up and camera angles is a glorious thing.Well we do live about 12 miles apart. Perhaps one day I'll run into you at the mall or someplace, and then I can tell you how gorgeous you are in person. I've spent time with you in person and I agree with Jon. Stop short changing yourself!Aren't you the lucky one. Link to post Share on other sites
mclumpo 0 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Be happy to hang out sometime....for the record though St. Louis SUCKS Good bump. God damn, I've done this exact same thing about 2 years ago. Good old fashioned mercy fucking.least mine wasn't fat.she was missing her front teeth though. so there's that. But that's better for the head right? Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 wow look what i found at the end of the rainbowi remember this guy...he lived near where i wwnt o collgeeThat was one of the funniest stories I have read in a long time...great bump Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 This isn't nearly as fun/flattering when people are bumping stories I didn't write... Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 This isn't nearly as fun/flattering when people are bumping stories I didn't write...I agree. While this was a good story, it would have been so much better had it been written by you.*hint, hint*Go write a milf hunting story. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I agree. While this was a good story, it would have been so much better had it been written by you.*hint, hint*Go write a milf hunting story.I had sex with an older woman, and didn't know how old she was, and she didn't know how old I was, and then she cried when she found out I was only 21. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I had sex with an older woman, and didn't know how old she was, and she didn't know how old I was, and then she cried when she found out I was only 21.Brilliant!You remember that movie Junior? The one where Arnold Schwarzenegger has a baby. Is that possible in the real world yet? If so, I want your baby. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Brilliant!You remember that movie Junior? The one where Arnold Schwarzenegger has a baby. Is that possible in the real world yet? If so, I want your baby.gwt in line Link to post Share on other sites
DILLIGAF 0 Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 Bump? Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Bump? WHY ? Link to post Share on other sites
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