Hyaku-Shiki 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 1. Talk to these guys as if you're interested in making money online. ("I've been losing so much, you guys are much better than me" blah blah blah)2. Ask them where they play and their SN's. 3. Then, e-mail their SN's to the poker room security....4. Laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
NothinbutNuts 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 It's not cheating if your dog licks peanut butter off your nuts cause it's your dog... Ya get it? It's smart to do this and wish I had friends to do it with. Why not get any advantage you can? You are dumb not to do this. Link to post Share on other sites
Hyaku-Shiki 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 It's not cheating if your dog licks peanut butter off your nuts cause it's your dog... Â Ya get it? Â It's smart to do this and wish I had friends to do it with. Â Why not get any advantage you can? You are dumb not to do this.Because you'll get caught sooner or later, your account suspended, and other possible retribution. Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 It's not cheating if your dog licks peanut butter off your nuts cause it's your dog... Â Ya get it? Â It's smart to do this and wish I had friends to do it with. Â Why not get any advantage you can? You are dumb not to do this.Because you'll get caught sooner or later, your account suspended, and other possible retribution.Plus it's morally wrong. It's like going to some company on pay day and stealing all the checks.Douchebags steal, if you collude, you're a thief, and therefore a douchebag. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Because you'll get caught sooner or later.Somehow I doubt it. It's tough for a poker site to catchand even tougher for them to prove.Although I haven't colluded on any site ever, I am sure it goes on all the time.Like another guy said though, you'd have to get reallygood at it for it to make a huge difference, but you canbet there are a ton of people trying.... Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 ass whoopin time. my dumbass friend tried to raise a guy out of the pot when we went to a B&M. the guy did fold, and my friend called me all the way down when i bet the turn and river. i had flopped the nut straight. later on he asked me for a piece of the pot back since he 'helped' win the pot for me. i laughed in his face and told him that by raising he knocked out more money for me. i told him he wasnt getting a penny and that if we are at a table together he better play his cards and not mine because i would checkraise him out of his gas money for the ride home if i could. sorry, i dont softplay anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 It's not cheating if your dog licks peanut butter off your nuts cause it's your dog... Â Ya get it? Â It's smart to do this and wish I had friends to do it with. Â Why not get any advantage you can? You are dumb not to do this.First of all, you're a scumbag if that's how you feel. Learn how to play the game. Be a fish for a while and pay your dues, then make money the legitimate way.Second of all, it sounds like you've actually tried the ol' peanut-butter trick, in which case i strongly advise to stop trying to cheat at online poker and get out to some bars and meet people. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 And Hey.. Happy 40 th. We had a bash for mine last night and I'm suffering today. I said, Fuck it. I'm 40 and I'm getting a Harley! Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Because you'll get caught sooner or later. Somehow I doubt it. It's tough for a poker site to catchand even tougher for them to prove.Although I haven't colluded on any site ever, I am sure it goes on all the time.Like another guy said though, you'd have to get reallygood at it for it to make a huge difference, but you canbet there are a ton of people trying....Thats the great thing about casinos, they dont have to prove anything. They can ban whomever they want, even if their suspicions are not true. Link to post Share on other sites
brian67 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 You really should try to get their sn's and screw them over. I can't stand cheaters. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 And Hey.. Happy 40 th. We had a bash for mine last night and I'm suffering today. I said, Fuck it. I'm 40 and I'm getting a Harley!Happy Birthday! Hope your hangover goes away soon. Enjoy your Harley. A friend of mine got one last year. He loves it. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 And Hey.. Happy 40 th. We had a bash for mine last night and I'm suffering today. I said, Fuck it. I'm 40 and I'm getting a Harley!How come I wasn't invited? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 i am always "doped up".no, you're always dopey.There's a difference Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 And Hey.. Happy 40 th. We had a bash for mine last night and I'm suffering today. I said, Fuck it. I'm 40 and I'm getting a Harley!How come I wasn't invited?My 40th 'surprise' bash is Nov. 19 in Milton. You're more than welcome to attend. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 And Hey.. Happy 40 th. We had a bash for mine last night and I'm suffering today. I said, Fuck it. I'm 40 and I'm getting a Harley!How come I wasn't invited? Sorry, That would have been a hoot. You could probably walk home from here !! We had a small home game every other night while my mother was in town. She kicks ass. Link to post Share on other sites
jtabletop 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 please find out where they play and there screen names. the guy sounds like he would tell you anything doped up as you say. turn them in. i think that if you didn't turn them in it would eat away at you. as far as the home game i would seriously think about fighting them as immature as that sounds. if they are willing to cheat at a friendly home game then i think you would be justified in laying a good beatdown on these doped up cheaters. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 And Hey.. Happy 40 th. We had a bash for mine last night and I'm suffering today. I said, Fuck it. I'm 40 and I'm getting a Harley!How come I wasn't invited?My 40th 'surprise' bash is Nov. 19 in Milton. You're more than welcome to attend.i'd suggest changing your signature.congrats on the harley to the other poster. Link to post Share on other sites
bdams19 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 It's not cheating if your dog licks peanut butter off your nuts cause it's your dog... Â Ya get it? Â It's smart to do this and wish I had friends to do it with. Â Why not get any advantage you can? You are dumb not to do this.Its people like you who deserve to burn in hell Link to post Share on other sites
moneypulator 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Get angry and start stabbing.It's the only way most cheaters will learn.Exactly..either that or orgainise another game and wait for them at your front door with a baseball bat, big dog, friends and a super soaker filled with piss...THEN START SWINGIN..Squertin and punchin...I found that gets the message across. Link to post Share on other sites
Bionic 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 The group I play with has 50 plus players and the game on Friday night involves around 30 or so each week.There is a large core of honest trustworthy professional people who play at this game. Over the past year, a seedier group of people have migrated into the game.Hey All,First post here. I have been a lurker for awhile. I check on the message board at least once a day normally. I have read all the stuff on hear for the last year or so and so on and so on blah blah blah. Anyway, theresa113 i am from the your area and play in a large group also and go to peoples home games from time to time. I would be pissed as shit if I was walking into a set up like that every friday night. I would not have handled it as well as you about the stuff going on at the home games. Do you play at Oden's Den by chance? Please say noD Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 The group I play with has 50 plus players and the game on Friday night involves around 30 or so each week.There is a large core of honest trustworthy professional people who play at this game. Over the past year' date=' a seedier group of people have migrated into the game.Hey All' date='First post here. I have been a lurker for awhile. I check on the message board at least once a day normally. I have read all the stuff on hear for the last year or so and so on and so on blah blah blah. Anyway, theresa113 i am from the your area and play in a large group also and go to peoples home games from time to time. I would be censored as censored if I was walking into a set up like that every friday night. I would not have handled it as well as you about the stuff going on at the home games. Do you play at Oden's Den by chance? Please say noD[/quote'']Bionic,No, I do not play there. PM me if you want more info. If you played in our group, you would know me. Everyone else,I know the site and I am sorting out actions that I will take. I had to sound off first to organize my thoughts and come up with a solution that will protect the innocent and expose those that are not. I will not name the site they play at because it is not fair to the site. I will be able to get enough info together over the next few days to warn the site. Thanks all for your replies. I really do appriciate it. It is good to know that most people are as appauled as I am. Link to post Share on other sites
LewFather 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Cheating in a homegame is pretty sad, People need to stop watching movies and just learn how to play. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
brian67 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 There is a large core of honest trustworthy professional people who play at this game. Over the past year, a seedier group of people have migrated into the game.Yeah there has never been cheating in poker before this year. ...that's just too funny Link to post Share on other sites
evesixer 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 i dont know why anyone would want to cheat at a home game, thats ridiculous! usually a home game is friends and aquaintences just getting together to have some fun and hopefully win some money. what a bunch of censoreds. find a new game and forget about the slimbags. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted November 1, 2005 Author Share Posted November 1, 2005 FCPers,I emailed the site and gave lots of details. I was very pleased with the response I got from the site. They replied to me in less than 5 minutes.Thanks everyone for the support. Link to post Share on other sites
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