Vatche 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 thats the funnies thing i ever heard...i gotta visit arizona Link to post Share on other sites
spm 1 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 -People from England are usually either really funny or really dull...or at least the two Brits at my table followed those rules Not to categorize 50 million of us :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 HARRRRRRRRR ..... oops i mean YARRRRRRRRRR.haha great story speedz Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 -People from England are usually either really funny or really dull...or at least the two Brits at my table followed those rules  Not to categorize 50 million of us :wink:Lol, I'm guessing that the wink means you know I was kidding around about catagorizing a country based on two guys.Crack User - ha, lucky guess. 75% of the guys on here are tall, white, and lanky. But that's pretty funny if you were there to see it. You probably felt the breeze from the triple high-five whiff too. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I thank you greatly. Link to post Share on other sites
Crack User 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 You probably felt the breeze from the triple high-five whiff too.yes i did i also timed it right so i lifted my leg right when they did it and the wind from the wiff cooled my swamp ballslet me know next time you go up there ill crush a table with youGood Luck. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Link to post Share on other sites
1profiler 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 ha ha good story Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I wish I was there that day. Which one was it? Link to post Share on other sites
ChipLeader7 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I thank you greatly.first time i lmao in a while Link to post Share on other sites
KappaKid83 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Best trip report ever. I'd pay money for videoStill Laughing 5 minutes later.JEFF Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbo 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Awkward situations like that are hilarious to watch. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Respect.Even though you're a faggot who can't be trusted to put together an outing,respect. Link to post Share on other sites
urza75 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 HAHAThis is on of my top 5 topics on here it made me laugh so much. Link to post Share on other sites
DDiabolical 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 -People from England are usually either really funny or really dull...or at least the two Brits at my table followed those rules  Not to categorize 50 million of us :wink:60 million.Jeez people. Link to post Share on other sites
urza75 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 -People from England are usually either really funny or really dull...or at least the two Brits at my table followed those rules  Not to categorize 50 million of us :wink:60 million.Jeez people.wel i was hoping someone would get it right. Link to post Share on other sites
spm 1 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 -People from England are usually either really funny or really dull...or at least the two Brits at my table followed those rules  Not to categorize 50 million of us :wink:60 million.Jeez people.wel i was hoping someone would get it right.UK total is 60 million. I took away Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.The thread stated people from ENGLAND!!!!, and that is roughly 50 million!!!.I also find it interesting that DDiabolical is happy to says 'Jeez 60 million', hinting that I should know better and that I'm obviously stupid for not knowing something so simple.Hint.... Before correcting someone, make sure you have the facts yourself. If you don't, you're the one who ends up looking stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
Rocketwadster 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 So I went to the casino for the first time in a few months last night. Â A few quick highlights before I get to my point:-I got almost no cards, probably played 10% of hands...and only one one hand at showdown on probably the loosest table I have ever seen. Â That was my only big pot, the rest I got were just by being aggressive. Â I ended up $1 and extremely frustrated.-I like Captain and Cokes-People from England are usually either really funny or really dull...or at least the two Brits at my table followed those rulesSorry, that was pretty boring. Â Anyways, I took my $1 of profit to the cashier's cage, and as I got there the table right next to where I was standing hit the bad beat jackpot for $17k. Â The table was full of all guys between the ages of 21 and 50 (eight white guys and one black guy). Â Here is what transpired...1. Â A few of them standup after the turn, realizing that the jackpot might be coming.2. Â The cards are shown, and the jackpot has been hit.3. Â Seat 5 screams, "YYYYYYYYYYES!!"...and his voice cracks in the middle, so the "ES" sounds like it is coming from a 12 year old girl.4. Â Seat 3 and Seat 7 were the ones in the hand, and they try to high-five...but their arms are too short to reach. Â Seat 3 falls on Seat 4, who tries to lean back to get Seat 3's armpit out of his face. Â 5. Â Seat 6 decided to be a gentleman and complete the high five with Seat 3...who is still partially suffocating Seat 4. Â 6. Â Seats 3, 6, Â and 7 finally reach each other for the triple high-five, a seldom seen move...and they all whiff. Â I kid you not, I could feel the breeze fifteen feet away.7. Â Seat 9 (about 50yrs old) finally realizes what is going on and decides to yell out, "YYYYYYAAAARRRRRR"...I didn't realize we had pirates in Arizona.8. Â Seat 2 high-fives Seat 3, 4, and 5...then turns to give Seat 1 a fist-pound...you guessed it, Seat 1 was the black guy. Â Apparently Seat 2 does not think high-fiving is cool enough for a black dude. Â I'm pretty sure I saw Seat 1 sigh before giving in to the well-intentioned soul pound.9. Â Believe it or not, this is when it gets even more awkward. Â The next thirty seconds consists of them all standing around the table, making random celebratory sounds at uncomfortably long intervals. Â The occasional missed high-five is in the mix also.10. Â It all comes to a chilling conclusion when the floor is getting everyone's name for payment. Â Seat 3 catches Seat 7's eye, and they walk towards each other. Â 3's hand goes out for the shake...7 goes in for the hug...3 moves the hand out of the way so they can hug...7 pulls back from the hug to catch 3's hand which has already been moved...3 shoots his hand back down...their fingertips are painfully close when the hug is initiated...but they are so worries about their hands that they haven't leaned to opposite sides for the hug, so now they are doing the Icky Shuffle, trying to figure out whose head goes where in this hug/handshake mess...At this point I turned away in disgust to collect my $121...and gave away my one dollar in profit to the cashier as a tip. Â I figure if she has to watch scenes like that every day, she deserves it more than I do.SpeedzThe only thing missing from this post was a cowbell... 8) Link to post Share on other sites
Rocketwadster 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 That story just improved my day. Â I thank you greatly.Ignore my post above...I found it... Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Speedz, you're such a fag. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Ignore my post above...I found it... I was about to post it again in case you missed it!! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 8, 2006 Author Share Posted May 8, 2006 Speedz, you're such a fag. http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ic=30159&st=180 Link to post Share on other sites
DanielSon 0 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Speedz, you're such a fag.Stop bringing up old threads! Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Stop bringing up old threads!Am I the only one who thinks that this guy is one of the most annoying posters since Fluffdog? Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 who keeps bumping old threads?????????Jerry?? Is that you?? Link to post Share on other sites
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