RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you lose your job, your kids hate you, your wife runs off with your brother, your credit cards are maxed out, and you cash your unemployment checks at the casino trying to get back on your feet grinding at the 4/8 table. :cry: Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 At the record store I work at we use AIM to check product and sales. If the other store has something I need sometimes I accidentially type NH. I get shit for it all the time. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you lose your job, your kids hate you, your wife runs off with your brother, your credit cards are maxed out, and you cash your unemployment checks at the casino trying to get back on your feet grinding at the 4/8 table. Â :cry:this was supposed to be a thread for funny answers....way to ruin "the mood"when you start explaining things in poker terms all the time....for instance, yesterday, a girl I know well was moaning about this pushy, bossy girl at work who bosses everyone around even though they are all on the same employment level....and without hesitation I go....well with an aggressive bully like that you either have to call her down or come over the top.....she looked at me like I was from mars until I explained my metaphor.... Link to post Share on other sites
Crg35 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Between myself and my wife we logged over 100 hrs of live cash game play in five days in Vegas. On the flight home we played heads up for snacks. The day after we got home we hosted a home game. We have a friend's home game tonight and this weekend we are heading to the casino for more poker. Is that a lot? Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When your spouse, who doesn't play poker ends an argument by saying "I fold." Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you lose your job, your kids hate you, your wife runs off with your brother, your credit cards are maxed out, and you cash your unemployment checks at the casino trying to get back on your feet grinding at the 4/8 table. Â :cry:this was supposed to be a thread for funny answers....way to ruin "the mood"I thought that was funny....guess I need to work on my sense of humor Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 You know you play too much poker when......you are asked a question in class...and you quickly tap the table with two fingers, thereby passing the option to the next student. Link to post Share on other sites
STYLINHAWYN 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 when you set your TIVO to record every poker show that will ever air on national television, WPT, WSOP, POKER SUPERSTARS,ULTIMATE POKER CHALLENGE, LEARN FROM THE PROS... i've already said too much Link to post Share on other sites
STYLINHAWYN 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When your spouse, who doesn't play poker ends an argument by saying "I fold."When you and your other half are fighting about you playing too much poker...and you respond with "look at this table, full of fish, how can I leave right now?" Link to post Share on other sites
Geezy 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When your brother denies the fact that he did his chores in front of my mom... and I yell "Mom, he is bluffing move all in on him" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 You know you play too much poker when......you are asked a question in class...and you quickly tap the table with two fingers, thereby passing the option to the next student.That's funny.When you take the time to read this thread.I also like the all in or fold.When you try to pick up every girl that walks by no matter what she looks like and when a friend asks you why, you tell him you are having a nutbar session to get off of tilt. Link to post Share on other sites
leers 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you are telling your wife about every interesting hand that happened the night before, while she is delivering your child!!!wham bam Link to post Share on other sites
Nickoli 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you start finding yourself strangly attracted to businessmen because they are suited... Link to post Share on other sites
rog 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I knew I was playing too much when I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to my ex-wife how player B was costing me money raising his nut-low on the river when we were obviously both getting quartered. She listened politely, and then informed me that she had no clue what I was talking about, and didn't really care. Link to post Share on other sites
psujohn 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Driving down the road you see a license plate that start AK9 and think "Damn, my pocket queens are no good." Link to post Share on other sites
jeremyb311 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I was watching Jeoparady one day.Younger guy gets the Daily Double and when asked how much he would like to wager he says all in.Alex trabek looks at him like hes retarded. I don't think the other two contestants go it either, probably had seem mentally handicapped hypothesis. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 bahahaha... great job so far guys. Some of these had me lauging in the middle of the office. How about when you start giving advice to someone about serious problems and use poker metaphors... "Ya see, it's like you're the guy with pocket queens facing a raise and a re-raise..." except that wasn't a metaphor, it was a simile. Link to post Share on other sites
jeremyb311 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 bahahaha... great job so far guys. Some of these had me lauging in the middle of the office. How about when you start giving advice to someone about serious problems and use poker metaphors... "Ya see, it's like you're the guy with pocket queens facing a raise and a re-raise..." except that wasn't a metaphor, it was a simile.X'sPlease change your avatar I've been having terrible nightmares ever since BK launched this ad campaign. He's just plain creepy. :shifty: Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you buy a large soda at the movies instead of the medium for only 25 cents more because of "pot odds." Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you pick girfriends based on their EV. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 when you start off your morning with an email to a friend about a terrible bad beat you took the night before and your subsequent matusow moment that woke up your whole house.... this is a real email i wrote to a friend this morning... its actually pretty funny even though it wasn't meant to be at the time... read onDAMN MAN... that SUX the exchange between u and your Dad was hilarious, i can picture that happening-----Original Message-----From: CrackofmyACE (edited for privacy purposes)Sent: Friday, October 14, 2005 10:11 AMTo: FriendSubject: dude i got rivered so bad last night.... 12 players left ...blinds at 1k/2k 250 chips ante... i have about 52k in front of me and im in 4th..... i pick up QQ and make it 10k to go from middle position.... the BB moves allin for 25k more... i call.... he has AJd ... flop 4 8 2 turn 3 river A .... down to like 17k .... i scream ... "NOOOOOOOOOOOO .... F*CCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK ... NOT AGAIN.... F*CKKKKKKKKKKKk".... its 12:30 at night.... i hear footsteps coming down to the basement... its my father... he is less than pleased... Dad: "what the hell is the matter with you?? everyone is sleeping...its friggin 12:30"Me: "did you just see that hand????? (he had been watching my table from the upstairs computer)" Dad: "I dont give a sh*t what happened...keep your goddamn voice down...are you insane?"Me: "go away"Dad: "excuse me??"Me : silence He retreats back upstairs.... meanwhile i had been blinded off and down to 11k.... I pick up AdKd and push.... same guy calls with JJ .... flop AK 3 .... turn J river 3.... bust... If someone was sitting next to me they wouldve been choked to death Link to post Share on other sites
urza75 0 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you pick girfriends based on their EV.So true its scary....Iv said too much.. Link to post Share on other sites
dead money 1 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you console people about an unfortunate event by telling them it was just the down side of variance. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you try to pick up every girl that walks by no matter what she looks like and when a friend asks you why, you tell him you are having a nutbar session to get off of tilt.Or in the case of some posters here, you complain because the mighty ron mexico who normally deals with high class ladies is bullying the rest of the guys by pushing them out of picking up any of the ugly fat chicks. That's why they need a minimum standards drop so Ron can't come pick up the scraps that some guys are left to fight for...(Did that make any sense in relation to the DN at the 5/10 table?) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 When you try to pick up every girl that walks by no matter what she looks like and when a friend asks you why, you tell him you are having a nutbar session to get off of tilt.Or in the case of some posters here, you complain because the mighty ron mexico who normally deals with high class ladies is bullying the rest of the guys by pushing them out of picking up any of the ugly fat chicks. That's why they need a minimum standards drop so Ron can't come pick up the scraps that some guys are left to fight for...(Did that make any sense in relation to the DN at the 5/10 table?)How'd you know I only deal with high class ladies? It shows huh? Link to post Share on other sites
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