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Good sir, why you no post the movie title?
"You have got me there. Ol' Don's as useless as tits on a boar." CABLE GUY 1996.
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Mrs. Dorothy Fremont: Good day, are you Mr. Ramses? I'm Dorothy Fremont. Well, I heard about you from a friend of mine, Annette Dupree. I'm giving a dinner party in two weeks for my daughter, and Mrs. Dupree says that you cater to just about the type of thing I'm looking for. I want something ususal, something totally different.Fuad Ramses: Yes, Mrs. Fremont. I do cater to unusual affairs. What do you consider to be unusual?Mrs. Dorothy Fremont: Oh, I don't know. What do you recommend?Fuad Ramses: Have you ever had... an Egyptian Feast?[musical fanfare] Blood Feast 1963

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Rudy, what the fuck is this? Rudy, this is a red car. Holy shit! A red chariot to take my ass straight to hell!

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Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.Dave Bowman: What's the problem?HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

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[after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car]Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

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"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except for the 4 assholes coming up from the rear in standard two by two cover formation."

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Dr. Prashar: Dr. Pincus, at some point in your life, you're gonna have to stop and ask yourself the ultimate question. Bertram Pincus: [nods curiously] Dr. Prashar: "This business of... being such a f.ucking prick, what is it really getting me?" Huh? Ghost Town 2008

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Not a movie quote, but it's a good one and reminded me of Arrested Development:"Who do I have to fuck around here to get my kids back?" - Ray (as played by Thomas Jane in the HBO series Hung)

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