teneight 1 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 wow, koowboykoop could catch typos. want a cookie?kc= 2 losses in a row and going down hill :-) Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 [ Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 wow, koowboykoop could catch typos. want a cookie?kc= 2 losses in a row and going down hill :-)and i can catch bad grammar Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewBlack 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 No, but people always ask me when im playing in 5$ tourneys on party.... DID YOU TAKE 5TH AT WSOP???????Im like "Yes, and I lost all of my money so Im rebuilding it here" Link to post Share on other sites
captnwmkidd 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 captn def. wants to be my little high school cheerleader on this forum so he could follow me aroubd :-)See, there ya go again. You just don't get it. And it appears you probably never will.Some things in life, we just have to figure out on our own. You are having a real hard time realizing that it was your overall persona on here that got you censored. You whine about others being just as bad, but you can't grasp that the admin looked at your overall demeanor on here over the life of your posts, not just one isolated incident.The Lori comment was just the straw that broke the camels back. You actually think that everything was fine except for that one little comment. Unbelievable.........The admin said "learn some respect". Did you think he meant just to Lori? Please continue digging that little hole you're in. It's rather fun to watch.With all that I have said, I have nothing personally against you. I hope things work out for you and life is good to you. Just quit trying to be the comedian so much dude, it can be abrasive to some and insulting to others.Its fine to joke with your close buddies with insults and blue humor but treat all others with respect and things might work out better for you. Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Sure,The last time i played at the Trop i tried to convince the table that I was Johnny Chan. But since I am a 6' tall white guy I'm not sure it worked.Maybe if i bring an Orange next time........ Link to post Share on other sites
Jrobb25 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 ive never felt more sorry for a person beforeare you Any Milanockis long lost brother? Link to post Share on other sites
Jrobb25 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 ive never felt more sorry for a person beforeare you Any Milanockis long lost brother? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 wow, koowboykoop could catch typos. want a cookie?kc= 2 losses in a row and going down hill  :-)Aren't the Raider's 1-3?!?!?!? Didn't Kansas City beat Oakland IN Oakland!?!?!? Yeah, that's right. We had a couple bad games, but now we are getting healthy and getting a starting CB back, so we'll be alright. Shouldn't you be somewhere else begging for your "rights" back??? Man, sucks to be you. Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerghost2 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 in a home game u see someones innocent grandchildren and yell out Amarillo Slimmm! Link to post Share on other sites
GregF 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 One time I got hit in the face with a chair and I yelled "Liebert!!"WOUHAHAHHAAH Link to post Share on other sites
PhilHellmuth 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 pretending to be a famous pro is so gay. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
bascomeb 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 If i found myself acting like a little b.itch i would yell KOWBOYKOOP! Link to post Share on other sites
swahnroger 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Most guys on this site played a little basketball when they were younger. Most guys probably shouted out the name of an NBA player after they made a shot on the school yard court. I did it all the time. I would make a killer fade away, and shout out, "Michael Jordan!!!"Does anyone do this at the poker table? I do it sometimes at home games. I'll catch runner-runner quads on some schmuk, and yell out, "Danny Nguyen!!!" Or if some idiot hits a flush on the river to beat my pocket deuces, I'll scream, "Phil Hellmuth!!!" In fact, I did this just the other night. We were all playing $2/5 NL, 10 players. I just won a massive pot and whipped my penis out on the table, and shouted, "Annie Duke!!!"Hey, at least you didn't post this on Annie's blog. Your rights would've been in jeopardy! Link to post Share on other sites
no not baxter 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 WOW, this thread has got to be the greatest FCP i have ever read. Thanks so much for making my day. Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 After I do a big line of blow I yell out "Matusow!" Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,354 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I once convinced a cardroom full of old timers in Two Dot, Montana that I was famous businessman/pot limit omaha expert Lyle Berman Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,354 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 also, to spice up our lovemaking a little bit, I make my girlfriend call Me x22. Quack Quack, baby.. Who's your DUck, WHO"S YOUR DUCK. OH, TRIPLE QUACK QUACK... oh, I'm spent. Link to post Share on other sites
diggidydee29 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Can someone find the link that got teneight restricted access?I am devilishly curious.......... Link to post Share on other sites
bhaas 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Most guys on this site played a little basketball when they were younger. Most guys probably shouted out the name of an NBA player after they made a shot on the school yard court. I did it all the time. I would make a killer fade away, and shout out, "Michael Jordan!!!"Does anyone do this at the poker table? I do it sometimes at home games. I'll catch runner-runner quads on some schmuk, and yell out, "Danny Nguyen!!!" Or if some idiot hits a flush on the river to beat my pocket deuces, I'll scream, "Phil Hellmuth!!!" In fact, I did this just the other night. We were all playing $2/5 NL, 10 players. I just won a massive pot and whipped my penis out on the table, and shouted, "Annie Duke!!!"Damn this is fucking hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Damn this is fucking hilarious.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
Knight_Owl 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 was that suppose to be funny? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 When I worked at the Universal Studios Hollwood theme park nine years ago, I used to give my autograph to the occasional foreign tourist as Neil Patrick Harris.We kind of looked alike. Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Wagon 0 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 When I worked at the Universal Studios Hollwood theme park nine years ago, I used to give my autograph to the occasional foreign tourist as Neil Patrick Harris.We kind of looked alike.Throw on some dark glasses and you look like Hyde from that 70s show. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now