Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Listening to the Blackhawks game then gonna play some poker. Have a good time at the bar, Liberty.I'm gonna try. I might not even go, might just stay home and eat frozen pizza and watch TV. This chick never puts out, why even waste my money. Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 150 more hands and I can end my misery. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Ok, let me talk NFL gambling with you guys for a second:I laid money on Atlanta (-3) over New England and and Washington (+6.5) over Denver.Discuss. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 This chick never puts out, why even waste my money.I like the way you think Link to post Share on other sites
dimseven 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Ok, let me talk NFL gambling with you guys for a second:I laid money on Atlanta (-3) over New England and and Washington (+6.5) over Denver.Discuss.This whole board wants to bet me on the Sox matchup. Link to post Share on other sites
dimseven 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 And this is from now, I need some good odds Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 This chick never puts out, why even waste my money.I like the way you thinkThank you. For real though. If I'm going to buy you a drink at least give my cock a squeeze on the way out the door. I'm not saying she has got to come home with me every time, but I work hard for my money and I'm not about to blow it on a bunch of chicken heads that don't want to give me shit in return. Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Well now I'm starting to go back up. Maybe I won't stop at a 1,000 hands. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Hey, Don't worry I am here now. Bitches. Link to post Share on other sites
dimseven 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 In case You missed it here's another one from bloodninja:Bloodninja: Hey,what's up?victim: Hey hon, you ready?Bloodninja: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.victim: Well what turns you on?Bloodninja: carsvictim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car andkiss the closed windowBloodninja: I roll down the window and wipe off thesmudge.victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.Bloodninja: Did you wipe your feet?victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton yourpants while kissing your neckBloodninja: I rev the engine by mistake.victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.Bloodninja:Underoosvictim: Wut?Bloodninja: I wear underoos.victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. Youlike that?Bloodninja: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs andthe stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burnout and you are thrown back in your seat.victim: I have no Idea what you just said.Bloodninja: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.victim: I follow you??Bloodninja: I open the hood and grab you around thewaist.victim: Mmmm, now we're talkingBloodninja: I put you on the upper radiator support andcaress your upper strut mounts.victim: What?Bloodninja: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston andstick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noisethrough your cone filter.victim: This is a little weird.Bloodninja: You rev loudly as I play with the butterflyon your throttle body.victim: I'm going now.Bloodninja: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as youcarress my rising-rate fuelpressure regulator.victim: HELLOO??!?!?!Bloodninja: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject mynitrous into your fuel port.victim: Bye Retard!!Bloodninja: I slap your rear bumper as the compressiondrops in my cylinder. Wasit good for you?Bloodninja: Baby?Bloodninja: Hello? Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Ah, welcome Outsider.Bloodninja... is the man. Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Down 40BB's after 1k hands. What a bunch of bullshit suck outs tonight.Fuck this I'm going to shoot smak. Watch the revolution for me while I'm strung out. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Down 40BB's after 1k hands. What a bunch of bullshit suck outs tonight.censored this I'm going to shoot smak. Watch the revolution for me while I'm strung out.All I see is you being down. How do you make money playing? Link to post Share on other sites
thespoil 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Down 40BB's after 1k hands. What a bunch of bullshit suck outs tonight.censored this I'm going to shoot smak. Watch the revolution for me while I'm strung out.All I see is you being down. How do you make money playing?Rakeback! :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Ok, someone out there give me something to do. I'm fucking tired. I got two hours sleep today; and I dont leave work till 7:30AM. And I have no actual work to do. help! somebody! I need amusement! Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Down 40BB's after 1k hands. What a bunch of bullshit suck outs tonight.censored this I'm going to shoot smak. Watch the revolution for me while I'm strung out.All I see is you being down. How do you make money playing?I've made over 200BB's in the last 4 days of playing, Norton.I get sucked out on a lot so I have a huge variance, but if I play long enough I typically come back from it and net a profit.I didn't after this session though. I quit after my Kings lost to Queens and my Jacks ran into Kings within two minutes of each other. That was enough after a thousand hands of bad beats to piss me off enough to affect my play. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Down 40BB's after 1k hands. What a bunch of bullshit suck outs tonight.censored this I'm going to shoot smak. Watch the revolution for me while I'm strung out.All I see is you being down. How do you make money playing?I've made over 200BB's in the last 4 days of playing, Norton.I get sucked out on a lot so I have a huge variance, but if I play long enough I typically come back from it and net a profit.I didn't after this session though. I quit after my Kings lost to Queens and my Jacks ran into Kings within two minutes of each other. That was enough after a thousand hands of bad beats to censored me off enough to affect my play.Do you see why? Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Do I see what? Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Do I see what?Do you see why? Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Do I see what?Do you see why?Do I see why what? Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Do I see what?Do you see why?Do I see why what?OOO I got you good fucker Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 I see why I made so much, because they put their money in when they are behind.I see why I am having a down swing, because I just had an upswing of +200BB's. Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Do I see what?Do you see why?Do I see why what?OOO I got you good fuckerLmao, Norton. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 So what's everyone doing? Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 So what's everyone doing?Playing poker, being bored. Wishing party would allow you to open more than 4 tables at a time. I could get in so many more hands. Link to post Share on other sites
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