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I am loaded.. I'm too drunk to play cards, probly gonna have some cyber sex, jerk off, and go to bed..
Liz Lieu.. You have an obligation to think of blowing your load on her face as you masturbate. Don't forget that.
www.thehun.com it's good.
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I am loaded.. I'm too drunk to play cards, probly gonna have some cyber sex, jerk off, and go to bed..
Liz Lieu.. You have an obligation to think of blowing your load on her face as you masturbate. Don't forget that.
www.thehun.com it's good.
Eww! One of the first movies I opened was midget porn! Why would you post a link to a website like this, Norton? Why?!
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I am loaded.. I'm too drunk to play cards, probly gonna have some cyber sex, jerk off, and go to bed..
Liz Lieu.. You have an obligation to think of blowing your load on her face as you masturbate. Don't forget that.
www.thehun.com it's good.
Eww! One of the first movies I opened was midget porn! Why would you post a link to a website like this, Norton? Why?!
It says what type of porn it is in the link. So just admit it, You want midget porn. You freak.
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Okay, so here it goes.. I should post this a a seperate post, but this will show my dedication to the army.... I'm drunk, and this story is rather funny...When I was 16, I went into My Dad's den looknig for a flashlight. I think I'd lost something in or under my car, or something, I don't exactly remembver why. Anyway, I go into his den, and he has a cabinent above his desk, and I open it, and start rooting for the flashlight. I don't fnd the flash light, but what I find is a bunch of unmarked video tapes.. JACKPOT, I think, My dad had porno!! I'd watched porno's at my friend's dad's houses, and what not, and just thought I'd hit the motherload. So I pop one into my dad's VCR... there's a girl naked, haning from a jungle gym.... with no legs. This freaked me the **** out. So I pop in another tape. There's a girl, sitting on the couch.... with no legs. This is how I found out my dad was into GImp porn. I went through his file cabinents, and he had pcitures of gimps, stories about amputees, all kinds of gimp porn. ON his comp, he hand links to amputee websites, and what not. I've since come to except my dad's freakish sexual picadillos, but at the time it ****ed me up..

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Okay, so here it goes.. I should post this a a seperate post, but this will show my dedication to the army....  I'm drunk, and this story is rather funny...When I was 16, I went into My Dad's den looknig for a flashlight.  I think I'd lost something in or under my car, or something, I don't exactly remembver why.  Anyway, I go into his den, and he has a cabinent above his desk, and I open it, and start rooting for the flashlight.  I don't fnd the flash light, but what I find is a bunch of unmarked video tapes.. JACKPOT, I think, My dad had porno!! I'd watched porno's at my friend's dad's houses, and what not, and just thought I'd hit the motherload.  So I pop one into my dad's VCR... there's a girl naked, haning from a jungle gym.... with no legs.  This freaked me the censored out.  So I pop in another tape.  There's a girl, sitting on the couch.... with no legs.  This is how I found out my dad was into GImp porn.  I  went through his file cabinents, and he had pcitures of gimps, stories about amputees, all kinds of gimp porn. ON his comp, he hand links to amputee websites, and what not.  I've since come to except my dad's freakish sexual picadillos, but at the time it censored me up..
Man, thats more disturbing than your obsession with X-22 *lol*
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So my roommate downloaded some episodes of Lost for me. I'm browsing his computer, trying to find it, and I see his porn folder. Naturally, I'm curious, so I browse.........Firstly, I have NEVER seen someone with a bigger porn collection. Good lord. Anyway, I click on something.......Chick doing a horse. Or, I should say, being done by a horse. the first 4 or 5 videos are girls getting stuffed by horses. Different strokes for different folks I guess

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I'm back8.5 hour session of 1/2 no limit. I finished up 170.I bluffed aces out of a 10-7-6 rainbow board. Funny thing is aces folded and K-9 called.I also flopped a set of threes on a A-Q-3 board and got the folded aces guy to get all his chips in with q-2. I think i got in his head.How'd y'all do?

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Okay, so here it goes.. I should post this a a seperate post, but this will show my dedication to the army.... I'm drunk, and this story is rather funny...When I was 16, I went into My Dad's den looknig for a flashlight. I think I'd lost something in or under my car, or something, I don't exactly remembver why. Anyway, I go into his den, and he has a cabinent above his desk, and I open it, and start rooting for the flashlight. I don't fnd the flash light, but what I find is a bunch of unmarked video tapes.. JACKPOT, I think, My dad had porno!! I'd watched porno's at my friend's dad's houses, and what not, and just thought I'd hit the motherload. So I pop one into my dad's VCR... there's a girl naked, haning from a jungle gym.... with no legs. This freaked me the censored out. So I pop in another tape. There's a girl, sitting on the couch.... with no legs. This is how I found out my dad was into GImp porn. I went through his file cabinents, and he had pcitures of gimps, stories about amputees, all kinds of gimp porn. ON his comp, he hand links to amputee websites, and what not. I've since come to except my dad's freakish sexual picadillos, but at the time it censored me up..
LMAO.
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I'm back8.5 hour session of 1/2 no limit. I finished up 170.I bluffed aces out of a 10-7-6 rainbow board. Funny thing is aces folded and K-9 called.I also flopped a set of threes on a A-Q-3 board and got the folded aces guy to get all his chips in with q-2. I think i got in his head.How'd y'all do?
Pretty much had a break even night, but I had fun.
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I just rivered a 2 outer on someone and I don't feel bad about it at all. :twisted:
As you shouldn't.You should, however, fell badly about the --likely stupid-- play you made to put yourself in the position to need a two outer. :club:
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I just rivered a 2 outer on someone and I don't feel bad about it at all. :twisted:
As you shouldn't.You should, however, fell badly about the --likely stupid-- play you made to put yourself in the position to need a two outer. :club:
heh...yeah, I made a bad read on the hand for sure, but I still don't feel bad about sucking out.
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I just rivered a 2 outer on someone and I don't feel bad about it at all. :twisted:
As you shouldn't.You should, however, fell badly about the --likely stupid-- play you made to put yourself in the position to need a two outer. :club:
heh...yeah, I made a bad read on the hand for sure, but I still don't feel bad about sucking out.
Never feel bad about sucking out.
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I just rivered a 2 outer on someone and I don't feel bad about it at all. :twisted:
As you shouldn't.You should, however, fell badly about the --likely stupid-- play you made to put yourself in the position to need a two outer. :club:
heh...yeah, I made a bad read on the hand for sure, but I still don't feel bad about sucking out.
Never feel bad about sucking out.
Well now you're just trying to flirt with me, aren't you?
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I just rivered a 2 outer on someone and I don't feel bad about it at all. :twisted:
As you shouldn't.You should, however, fell badly about the --likely stupid-- play you made to put yourself in the position to need a two outer. :club:
heh...yeah, I made a bad read on the hand for sure, but I still don't feel bad about sucking out.
Never feel bad about sucking out.
Well now you're just trying to flirt with me, aren't you?
**bat eyes , bashfully**
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