i'm going to kill myself now

[TobyOrNotToBe 0]

Yep, stepping out of normal limits and comfort zone can be DANGEROUS to bank roll. Done it twice, got spanked, lived and learned.

[Allie 0]

I want to keep this thread alive just for the garden gnomes.

[TheSkearnel 0]

Guys, I have horrible news. This is probably the worst news of my entire life. See, I was registering for the forum tourney on Gamesgrid, and I found out that I had 2.20 on there. I was so excited, so I decided to play a little 5/10 NL with it. Long story short, I lost the 2.20 on Gamesgrid. It was all the money I had left. I feel horrible...........I think I'm just going to kill myself.(sw)-Shawn K

[Andyec 0]

i wish this thread would kill itself.In other news, this will be my last post here. You guys are all ****ing idiots and I hope you all die horrible painful deaths.

[Andyec 0]

Guys, I have horrible news. This is probably the worst news of my entire life. See, I was registering for the forum tourney on Gamesgrid, and I found out that I had 2.20 on there. I was so excited, so I decided to play a little 5/10 NL with it. Long story short, I lost the 2.20 on Gamesgrid. It was all the money I had left. I feel horrible...........I think I'm just going to kill myself.(sw)-Shawn K

You're a ****ing idiot. You can't even buy in with 2.20. That doesn't even compare to the situation. So eat sh*it.This is my last post.

[Guest]

i wish this thread would kill itself.In other news, this will be my last post here. You guys are all censored idiots and I hope you all die horrible painful deaths.

[bleacherbum3 9]

What's the over/under on how many more "last posts" we see here????I say 6 1/2

[bleacherbum3 9]

This is my last post.

[LewFather 0]

Fuck...I figured thats how you could do it.

[MapleLeafs 142]

Here's a joke just for you Andy.Andy goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Andy, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Andy is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Andy asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

[Breaking Liberty 0]

Here's a joke just for you Andy.Andy goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor  comes back and says "Andy, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."  Andy is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"  "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."  Andy asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"  Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

:twisted: 8)

[Breaking Liberty 0]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?    Hell no!   Who's with me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

It was the Japs. But I'll forgive you on the account that you are sexy.

Idiot ra-cist.

First Liberty makes the mistake of not realizing that is the motivational scene from Animal House, then (with a first post), Charlotte makes an even bigger error. Welcome to the forum Charlotte :roll:

I'm not a ra-cist. I hate everyone equally. Charlotte maybe you can go over to Andy's house and you can play Russian roulette with each other. That would be much more constructive than calling me a ra-cist.

[NortonFan 0]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?    Hell no!   Who's with me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

It was the Japs. But I'll forgive you on the account that you are sexy.

Idiot ra-cist.

First Liberty makes the mistake of not realizing that is the motivational scene from Animal House, then (with a first post), Charlotte makes an even bigger error. Welcome to the forum Charlotte :roll:

I'm not a ra-cist. I hate everyone equally. Charlotte maybe you can go over to Andy's house and you can play Russian roulette with each other. That would be much more constructive than calling me a ra-cist.

Quiet racist.

[radar37 0]

i lost my bankroll a few times. well i dont know if i would call it my bankroll but the money i allowed myself for poker while i was learning. the worst was about the same as your loss. if i could do it again i would. i did it playing out of my bankroll like you, while i was drunk, mabye like you, but i learned far more from it than the money i lost. I am a winning player now. Not nearly what some others on this site are but i win at low limits and have won some mulit table tournys. Losing my money taught me like learning a new game taught me about a different one. I was sure id quit when i lost it. it hurt. but ive made much more than i lost back and am a much better player for it. take a break, get back in the game at low limits and work your way up, and gl. or kill yourself what the hell do i care :-)

[Acesgotcracked 0]

Between the ages of 15 and 19 I built prospered off and lost 5 different bankrolls, 4 of which were over $6000. Get over yourself and stop crying about it, the sooner you start working on rectifying the situation the better off you will be.

[stealfromblind 0]

Here's a joke just for you Andy.Andy goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Andy, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Andy is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Andy asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

hahahahahahaha

[Dixie Wrecked 0]

What's the OP crying about??? He's up $5800 whether he blew his last $700 due to horrible BR management or not. He should be happy and consider himself lucky to be in the positive.

[Whiskey16 1]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?    Hell no!   Who's with me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

It was the Japs. But I'll forgive you on the account that you are sexy.

I've only read the first page of this thread, but this went by unflamed...Are you kidding me with this response? You were even given a picture as a reference. Unless you're under the age of 12, which judging by your stirring analogy of touching a hot stove to losing your bankroll you're not, you need to go leave the forum now, and not come back until you've caught up on watching the classic American movies of the 20th century.Regards and good day.

[Ottawa_Biatch 288]

Bon Nuit

[Whiskey16 1]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?    Hell no!   Who's with me? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

It was the Japs. But I'll forgive you on the account that you are sexy.

Idiot ra-cist.

First Liberty makes the mistake of not realizing that is the motivational scene from Animal House, then (with a first post), Charlotte makes an even bigger error. Welcome to the forum Charlotte :roll:

I'm not a ra-cist. I hate everyone equally. Charlotte maybe you can go over to Andy's house and you can play Russian roulette with each other. That would be much more constructive than calling me a ra-cist.

Rac.ist, I don't know, but you're an idiot, so you go play with Andy, and we'll give Charlotte a second chance.[/b]

[Ron_Mexico 4,235]

Whiskey, I did point out his error.If somenone doesn't die soon, I'm going to kill myself

[Whiskey16 1]

Whiskey, I did point out his error.If somenone doesn't die soon, I'm going to kill myself

Yeah, I saw it on page 2 after I posted. You know, things are a little down right now, but I've decided against suicide for today. I just keep telling myself, "if I were any better, I'd have to charge admission." Once I start believing that, I'm going to go down to the ghetto, and start selling admission to my ass for a few buck and a bag of rock.Good times.

[Ron_Mexico 4,235]

Whiskey, I did point out his error.If somenone doesn't die soon, I'm going to kill myself

Yeah, I saw it on page 2 after I posted. You know, things are a little down right now, but I've decided against suicide for today. I just keep telling myself, "if I were any better, I'd have to charge admission." Once I start believing that, I'm going to go down to the ghetto, and start selling admission to my ass for a few buck and a bag of rock.Good times.

My nickname is tenticketride, because it takes 10 tickets to get on this gravy train.actually, it's not my nickname, but you can imagine right? It's still a tossup between Flyboy, The Butterscotch Kid, and TicTac.The first and last ones are from movies. If you know them, I will forever bow to the alter that is Whiskey 16

[Whiskey16 1]

Whiskey, I did point out his error.If somenone doesn't die soon, I'm going to kill myself

Yeah, I saw it on page 2 after I posted. You know, things are a little down right now, but I've decided against suicide for today. I just keep telling myself, "if I were any better, I'd have to charge admission." Once I start believing that, I'm going to go down to the ghetto, and start selling admission to my ass for a few buck and a bag of rock.Good times.

My nickname is tenticketride, because it takes 10 tickets to get on this gravy train.actually, it's not my nickname, but you can imagine right? It's still a tossup between Flyboy, The Butterscotch Kid, and TicTac.The first and last ones are from movies. If you know them, I will forever bow to the alter that is Whiskey 16

The "but you can imagine, right?" is Billy Madison. I'm blanking on the other.

[Ron_Mexico 4,235]

Yeah, that is where I get that one from. That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ash. I know from experience. No you don't. I know this guy, him and her, GOT IT ON. No they didn't. Yeah, but you can imagine. Everyone on the bus, NO YELLING ON THE BUS.Flyboy is a nickname for the young son in The Locusts. I watched a lof of Vince Vaughn movies at one point.The Butterscotch Kid was a blind item in page 6 (NY Post) about a celebrity that loves to toss a girls salad for hours at a time. They googled the nickname and Owen Wilson came up.TicTac is from Miller's Crossing.It's a running joke with me. I'm always talking about how I'm in the market for a new nickname.