Jennings7 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I lost my whole bankroll tonightI was down 200...my roll was at 500 so i bought into a 400nl and lost it all in an hour...bought in for my last 100 and lost that in 10 minutesi have had a stable bankroll for 8 months...and now its all gonei'm done. i'm killing myself. censored this.That is called tilt my friend and if you can't control it you might as well kill yourself because your going to be broke the rest of your life. Link to post Share on other sites
Breaking Liberty 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 So you lose your entire bankroll that you have been living off of for months and your worried about how your gonna buy weed? Must be nice. sound like you had some lucky months and it just ran out. good luck in the futre.yeah it must be nice to only have to buy weed. you should either:A) Go kill yourself your right now.orB) Stop posting in this thread, because no one gives a fuck. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 LOCKED Link to post Share on other sites
daddypoker23 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I understand that $700 isn't a lot of money. I'm not an idiot. The money isn't even what censored me off. It's just that I will miss playing. And I am not excited to grind it out at .5/1 when I do come back. Also, how will I pay for my weed?But thanks to most of you for being assholes. I hope you all get hit by a bus on the way to the casino. Or I hope a semi turns really quickly in front of you and everything but your head goes underneath. I will be back. Muhaha. And I have a censored of Party points.Bro I was actually feeling somewhat sry for you..becuz I was able to relate to you to a point. Three years ago I use to bust all the time for the reason that I never had good money management , and would easily tilt… and there was actually some fcp members who seem to care and give you some free advice of how they dealt with this situation when it happen to them… but instead of trying to appreciate the good advice that was out their you started focusing on the negative advice that comes with almost every thread. peace joel Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Whatever sympathy I had for you at the beginning of this thread quickly evaporated after your "hope you kid gets cancer" comments (twice). As a mother, I find that to be reprehensible. Whether you were "serious" or not...saying shit like that is disgraceful. I hope you get the clap. Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I hope you get the clap.ahahahahahaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaZINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!Good one Allie Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 yeah, he's trying to rival trebor for tool of the year apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal27 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Well said! Welcome to the first stage in becoming a better poker player: Loosing your entire bankroll.See what happens when you cheat your limits? It's not very fun is it? No, it's not.I know, I've been there. I was just there, a few months ago. I lost $500 in less than a week. That was my entire bankroll that I had worked so hard to build up from a $100 deposit. And I lost it all in a fraction of the time it took me to acquire it.I stopped playing online poker for three months after that.So take a break from online poker. Only you can determine how long you need to take. Then, learn what the censored bankroll management is. You don't know what it is or your choosing to ignore it. Either way it is an equation for failure.And stop saying your going to kill yourself. No one wants to hear that shit. Link to post Share on other sites
jack24bauer24 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I can't say I feel bad when you mismanage your money so poorly. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I have nothing to add to this.Except: I have never lost my bank roll Unless you count my first 6 times I put $50 on Party when I knew nothing about poker. But that's not really a bankroll.Oh and June-Sept have been great to me.I almost quit playing after just learning how in April and having 3 losing months in a row. Now 4 up months. I play .5/1 and 1/2 with $930 roll. Along with some $10 SnG's. Might be hard to go broke doing that.I have nothing to add.This post was dedicated to Spademan. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I no longer care who it is, but one of you motherfuckers needs to kill yourself already, so I'll have a good story for my friends. Link to post Share on other sites
Andyec 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Author Share Posted October 1, 2005 I hope you get the clap.ahahahahahaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaZINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!Good one Allie yeah that was really hilarious. i think i might have gotten the clap just from laughing so hard. wait, no i didn't, because it wasn't funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Andyec 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Author Share Posted October 1, 2005 Well said!Welcome to the first stage in becoming a better poker player: Loosing your entire bankroll.See what happens when you cheat your limits? It's not very fun is it? No, it's not.I know, I've been there. I was just there, a few months ago. I lost $500 in less than a week. That was my entire bankroll that I had worked so hard to build up from a $100 deposit. And I lost it all in a fraction of the time it took me to acquire it.I stopped playing online poker for three months after that.So take a break from online poker. Only you can determine how long you need to take. Then, learn what the censored bankroll management is. You don't know what it is or your choosing to ignore it. Either way it is an equation for failure.And stop saying your going to kill yourself. No one wants to hear that shit. I agree. And killing myself never crossed my mind. I was joking. In other news...I won step 1 that I had saved...now on to step 2! Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I hope you get the clap.:clap: Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 anyone want to make some wager on what day will the OP kill himself??? i have october 31st...halloween. It would make for a great story on CBS, don't you think??let the betting beginteneight Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Mensch 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 May I reccomend adding 250 ml 1N Calcium hypochlorite to a solution of 500 ml 1N Sodium hydrosulfite and 50 ml 1N Potassium ferrocyanide. Inhale deeply."MenschI rescind 90% of my earlier comments. This is all I'll hang on to. YSALGKYMensch Link to post Share on other sites
Andyec 0 Posted October 1, 2005 Author Share Posted October 1, 2005 anyone want to make some wager on what day will the OP kill himself??? i have october 31st...halloween. It would make for a great story on CBS, don't you think??let the betting beginteneightI was going to say something smart back, but then I realized you are a Raiders fan, and I figure that's punishment enough.Although if my Packers go 0-10...you should guess whatever day their 10th game is on. Link to post Share on other sites
TheSkearnel 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 anyone want to make some wager on what day will the OP kill himself??? i have october 31st...halloween. It would make for a great story on CBS, don't you think??let the betting beginteneightI was going to say something smart back, but then I realized you are a Raiders fan, and I figure that's punishment enough.Although if my Packers go 0-10...you should guess whatever day their 10th game is on.I swear to God, after seeing how you "wanted to kill yourself" followed by the childish antics you've started with now, I'm THIS CLOSE to making the 2 hour drive to Eau Claire to give you a thorough thrashing with a garden gnome. You seriously need to shut the **** up, because your making an ass out of yourself, and you are losing respect by the minute.Well, look on the bright side, if all goes wrong, I guess it'll be back to Plan A for ya.-Shawn K. Link to post Share on other sites
SuM827 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I started on 2/2/05 with $75...turned it into $2300 in 3 weeks. Won another $4k after that. Lived on it for 6 months. Then lost my last 700 and now I am to the felt. So overall I made 5800. That's pretty cool, but I could've done better. I'm drinking whiskey until I die.You lived on $4k for 6 months? Link to post Share on other sites
Quagmire 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 FuckGiggity Giggity Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I'm THIS CLOSE to making the 2 hour drive to Eau Claire to give you a thorough thrashing with a garden gnome.I made a 3 hour drive to Eau Claire today. I wouldn't suggest it.And how close is THIS CLOSE, exactly? Link to post Share on other sites
TheSkearnel 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I'm THIS CLOSE to making the 2 hour drive to Eau Claire to give you a thorough thrashing with a garden gnome.I made a 3 hour drive to Eau Claire today. I wouldn't suggest it.And how close is THIS CLOSE, exactly?THIS CLOSE is, if it weren't for a lack of gas, lack of motivation, and lack of garden gnome. The most important of which was the garden gnome.-Shawn K. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I'm THIS CLOSE to making the 2 hour drive to Eau Claire to give you a thorough thrashing with a garden gnome.Garden gnome made me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I'm THIS CLOSE to making the 2 hour drive to Eau Claire to give you a thorough thrashing with a garden gnome.Garden gnome made me laugh. Garden gnomes own all. Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 I'm THIS CLOSE to making the 2 hour drive to Eau Claire to give you a thorough thrashing with a garden gnome.Garden gnome made me laugh. Garden gnomes own all.ooooooooooooooh I'm going to have nightmares now! :shifty: Link to post Share on other sites
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