Tritz 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks.......... ''How many is a Brazillion ??!' :lol:Mondays suck. Hope you feel better. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 welcome to last tuesday punkhttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...pic.php?t=29140 Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 lame jokethe same one was posted on the off-topic forum under "blonde jokes" Link to post Share on other sites
kennyg1966 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks.......... ''How many is a Brazillion ??!' :lol:Mondays suck. Hope you feel better. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 welcome to last tuesday punkhttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...pic.php?t=29140 Hey! I was going to post that. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 fucking poser. Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 well damn, you ruined my joke...i thought it was funny :cry: Link to post Share on other sites
JimD82 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? :twisted: nothin you haven't told her twice already Link to post Share on other sites
dabent 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Why do women get yeast infections?So they know what its like to have to live with an irritable cunt. Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks.......... ''How many is a Brazillion ??!' :lol:Mondays suck. Hope you feel better.You know it wouldn't be a bad joke if it was original! :oops: Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 a little too late dude Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? :twisted: nothin you haven't told her twice already Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 So, did this turn into the joke thread?Little Johnny asked his dad, "Dad what is a vagina?"Dad said, "Son, you know that hairy thing between Mommy's legs? That's her vagina."Johnny asked, "Well, Dad, what is a cunt?"Dad told him, "That's the rest of Mommy." Link to post Share on other sites
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