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Tell the bouncer in any club you go to that you are with Cardiff Giant. It will get you VIP into any place in Vegas guaranteed. :wink:
show me where it says screech is on the list...thats a good looking bear, no getting around that...whats my per diem?hey jimmy , wheres the soho grand? it's in sohohere's a 50 in case i get drunk and call u a b itch later....
what's the hidden charge?what about now captain? Is the room any better now?I'll take back the original $80.Wanna go see the penguins?Go get me an ashtray. Can I color me that? I don't know what I'm feeling today.What about me coach, did I have heart?Have you watched the outtakes on that dvd? Priceless
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In the Barbary Coast there is a really sweet club called Drai's. It is an after hours joint. I had to grease $50 to bypass the line but it was well worth it - hotties everywhere. Partied it up in a booth beside Dennis Rodman and Kirsten Dunst. Total blast, highly reccommended.Cheers.
I hat to agree with a Red Sox fan, but you should definatley do to Drai's. I don't think it even opens until 2 a.m. It's pricey, but the scenary is top of the line. (Although, last time I was there the people next to us were snorting coke)
I'm sure drai's is the only place in vegas where they are snorting coke!if you hate the lines, find a couple of cuties playing pai-gow somewhere and get wasted at the table with them: a) it's more socialB) you can "buy" them free drinks all nightc) you probably can't dance anywaysif you want to take it to the next level...sit at a pai gow table with cuties with big chipstacks:a) they could end up being your sugarmommaB) they are less likely to run away from you when you creep them out because they are on a rollc) you may be able to get a pity chip from them with your sob story to run over to spearment rhino withif that still doesn't work:a) get a ho B) get a hoc) i heard ron mexico will be bent over a poker table in vegas this weekend and he'd let you hit it on the cheap!__________________________________________________www.pokulator.com check the odds, raise your game
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I spent my birthday last year in Vegas (which is the 24th, the same day as the illustrious miss idaho). Had dinner at Circo in Bellagio.....expensive and the food sucked....but the drinks were good. Then went to Light (also Bellagio)....after greasing the bouncers 50 to by- pass the line up (and we had reservations already made by the poker room manager!)....and another 50 to get a table (otherwise you stand)......we then discovered that the "minimium" drink order was not ordering individual drinks....but ordering a full bottle of whatever with prices starting at $325 per bottle. After one bottle of Smirnoff, 4 Coronas and a couple of Evian waters....the night cost just under $1000, including dinner. And that didn't including hitting the blackjack tables at 2 in the morning totally wasted. lol. Fun night, but big bucks. My advice....stay away from Bellagio unless you got alotta cash.

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In the Barbary Coast there is a really sweet club called Drai's. It is an after hours joint. I had to grease $50 to bypass the line but it was well worth it - hotties everywhere. Partied it up in a booth beside Dennis Rodman and Kirsten Dunst. Total blast, highly reccommended.Cheers.
I hat to agree with a Red Sox fan, but you should definatley do to Drai's. I don't think it even opens until 2 a.m. It's pricey, but the scenary is top of the line. (Although, last time I was there the people next to us were snorting coke)
I'm sure drai's is the only place in vegas where they are snorting coke!if you hate the lines, find a couple of cuties playing pai-gow somewhere and get wasted at the table with them: a) it's more socialB) you can "buy" them free drinks all nightc) you probably can't dance anywaysif you want to take it to the next level...sit at a pai gow table with cuties with big chipstacks:a) they could end up being your sugarmommaB) they are less likely to run away from you when you creep them out because they are on a rollc) you may be able to get a pity chip from them with your sob story to run over to spearment rhino withif that still doesn't work:a) get a ho B) get a hoc) i heard ron mexico will be bent over a poker table in vegas this weekend and he'd let you hit it on the cheap!__________________________________________________www.pokulator.com check the odds, raise your game
No, not cheap. Just a good deal for the money.
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No, not cheap. Just a good deal for the money.
so is that a good av or bv? i heard virgin buttholes command a premium price out there, too bad you aren't eligible for that...i recommend copying all of the girls that lie and say "oh, i've never done that before" to try and get top dollar!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------www.pokulator.com check the odds, raise your game
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