anyone else getting solicited?

[blackize 0]

Today I got AIMed twice by two yahoos wanting cash on Poker Stars. I told them to go **** themselves. Am I the only one with these bastards hitting them up for cash?

[NortonFan 0]

Do you read the forum at all?

[greatwhite 0]

Today I got AIMed twice by two yahoos wanting cash on Poker Stars. I told them to go censored themselves. Am I the only one with these bastards hitting them up for cash?

Yeah I did too...by some screen name whitesoxfan and another one.

[Swift_Psycho 1]

Do you read the forum at all?

[Patricnz 0]

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[Patricnz 0]

[HelioCentric 0]

always respond with a question approach:pokergod05: Hello Are you there?pokergod05: would u have any interest in backing me some cash over at pokerstars?joelaw06: what do you think?pokergod05: would u have any interest in backing me some cash over at pokerstars?joelaw06: when?pokergod05: nowjoelaw06: right now?pokergod05: yes right nowjoelaw06: What would I get?pokergod05: 150% + 25% of all multi table winningsjoelaw06: 150% + 25% of MTT?joelaw06: how is that?pokergod05: if u send me 50$ ill esnd u 125$ + 25% of multi table winnings until i pay u back.joelaw06: $125+25%?joelaw06: so $50 ----> $125, then 25% of winnings?joelaw06: for how long?pokergod05: until i pay u backjoelaw06: 25% for how long?pokergod05: until i pay u backjoelaw06: but what is that?joelaw06: you say you will pay back $125?pokergod05: i will be paying u back in 2-3 weeks if ur sending me 50$pokergod05: maximum of 5 weekspokergod05: but liekly in 2-3 weeksjoelaw06: but what do i get?pokergod05: 150% + 25% of winnings in mtt's till i pay u backjoelaw06: how many MTT's are you going to play during that time?joelaw06: what is you ITM %?pokergod05: i will be playing 5$ rebuy games and all of there nightly 1,2,3$ multisjoelaw06: do you think $50 will give you the proper bankroll for $5 rebuys?pokergod05: i will be playing 5$ headsup tourneys all the timepokergod05: thats how ill be making moneypokergod05: and ill mix in the multisjoelaw06: Do you know what bankroll management is?pokergod05: yes thats the most important thing in pokerjoelaw06: is it?joelaw06: so are you going to transfer me the $50?pokergod05: yes, the 2 times ive had money from backers, after i paid them back i had very poor money managementpokergod05: whihc has lead to my downfall[ok, bored, and Anchorman is in the background]joelaw06: i like carpetpokergod05: okpokergod05: whats ur stars namejoelaw06: i like lamppokergod05: ill send u cashpokergod05: wahts ur stars namepokergod05: il lsend u 500$joelaw06: would you like to come to the pants party?pokergod05 signed off at 10:22:26 PM. joelaw06: haha, i win

[HelioCentric 0]

I do enjoy wasting this kids time... provides some entertainment for a few minutes

[bdams19 0]

pokergod05: hiBDams19: whats uppokergod05: would u have any interest in backing me some cash over at pokerstars?BDams19: whos thispokergod05: im from full contactyBDams19: rightpokergod05: im only 16 but have won almost 2k now in the past year just playing poker w/ buddiesBDams19: i dont think sopokergod05: since i cant deposit im looking around for a backerpokergod05: would u have any interest in backing me some cash over at pokerstars?BDams19: not reallypokergod05: why not manBDams19: you're begging for a free handout from a strangerBDams19: get a job and wait till you can playBDams19: until then do something else besides pokerpokergod05: fukc offpokergod05 signed off at 10:32:11 PM.

[the red bull 0]

i should add that my racial slurs are not meant in any way shape or form

Hardest I've laughed all week.I can't believe that little fucker thought you were going to send him the money.

[Allie 0]

You got him to say "i love dolphin sex".....all I can say is WOW! :shock:You rock Pat. LOL.

[mcpickl 0]

i almost want to get AIM so i can talk to this cat. very funny, loved the smooth and sexy dolphins.what a clown this kid is

[THE_ANDYAA 0]

Godddamn, this is some funny stuff.

[greatwhite 0]

i almost want to get AIM so i can talk to this cat. very funny, loved the smooth and sexy dolphins.what a clown this kid is

How could you not have AIM? Even my grandmother uses it.

[mcpickl 0]

this garbage is exactly why.i have a telephone, 2 in fact, call a brutha

[Patricnz 0]

this garbage is exactly why.i have a telephone, 2 in fact, call a brutha

that was not garbage it was the highlight of my day messing with him

[brian67bnk 0]

pat,u need to make a tape of prank phone calls that was hilarious. forget about talking to pokergod i want to pretend to need money so i can piss my pants talking to you.

[ReleaseTheWolves 0]

lol holy crap this makes me want to unblock him and see what kind of fun i can have....than again probably not

[urza75 0]

This makes me wana get AIM just so i can play with him.....think i will

[Patricnz 0]

you boys have fun nowif you could1- be creative with you're messing :wink: and2- post the transcript herethatd be great

[snowmannn 0]

just added him to the buddylist. waiting for him to sign on. this will provide at least 30 minutes of distraction from work today.

[Guest]

Man...The exchange involving the sexy dolphins earned me some strange looks from co-workers.Comedy, in it's purest form.

[Jennings7 0]

how is this kid getting people's AIM accounts?

[whippedspoon 0]

Finally I've found other people who share my love of dolphins. Everyone loves the porpoises. or is it porpoisi? whatever. I like that smooth skin and the turgid flipper. nice.ha!the best part was when he tried to send a picture of a dolphin sucking him off. I almost pissed myself.

[Valuecall 0]

Today I got AIMed twice by two yahoos wanting cash on Poker Stars. I told them to go censored themselves. Am I the only one with these bastards hitting them up for cash?

I've never been IM'ed because I don't leave my YM or AIM account to the public. Where are these people getting yours? Is it in your profile here?There are occasionally railbirds begging on one very small site where I play. Sometimes the site admins zap their chat or warn them when they see it.I am guessing a lot of it are kids who can't deposit themselves, and so they're stuck playing freerolls and begging to get a bankroll.