digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Click here if you're not sure what a haiku is.Here's my attempt:raise on the buttonthe bastard cracked my acessucked a flush againor:fifty to thousandSmasharoo is on a questso much jealousy Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Speaking of too much time.... Nice job though! Lets see if I can think of one. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Check raise me againI'll push the big stack All-InYou'll be forced to fold. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Check raise me againI'll push the big stack All-InYou'll be forced to fold.very nice Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 the 16 year old posters haikucriticize my gameI'll go off on childish rantI will seem foolish Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 On Poker MountainNot many players aroundWithdrawing cash soon Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Damn right I sucked outNow I'll proclaim my mad skillsHaving fun tilting?Brody's bank accountSoars up exponentiallyPuts Daniel's to shame Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 doublesuited pairimpossible you proclaimbigger lies been told Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Here's one for Daniel:Tunica tourneyblind structures are horribleadvantage to luck Link to post Share on other sites
Wilderness 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Very nice so far, hopefully I'll have time to come up with one a little while later. Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Very nice so far, hopefully I'll have time to come up with one a little while later.wilderness, no poemwhat's the matter, you lazyit's only three linesfullcontactpokerfrom now on all posts must bein haiku format Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Nice idea blazeBut who can really do itWe are just gifted. Link to post Share on other sites
Wilderness 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 wilderness, no poemwhat's the matter, you lazyit's only three linesEighty-three percentof people who read your poemlaughed at me, I cried Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 wilderness, no poemwhat's the matter, you lazyit's only three linesEighty-three percentof people who read your poemlaughed at me, I cried Nice one WildernessBut I think there's a sectionFor poem threads to go. Link to post Share on other sites
CaptDrew 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 AHEMtap... tap... tap... this thing on?Here goes:they're loose aggressive -outside children sled down snow hills.i'll wait for big slick. Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Drew's poem not funnylets boo him off of the stageshana has nice tits Link to post Share on other sites
Wilderness 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Nice one WildernessBut I think there's a sectionFor poem threads to go.LMAOI read Suited's poemhe put me in my place, soI search for poem forum Link to post Share on other sites
superchuck 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 im playing $3-6my taquitos are finishedgoing to eat thempeace Link to post Share on other sites
TheIceman05 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "I am the greatest""My roll and wang are so big"Charlie Brody sucks Link to post Share on other sites
trentose 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 micro-limit gamestrying my freaking patiencei will soon move up Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Daniel Negreanusuggestion for a nicknamehow about "The Force" Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 all my responsesmay take the form of haikushaving too much fun Link to post Share on other sites
CaptDrew 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 justblaze:it's funny you want - golf balls through garden hoses?maybe just suck outs.-CaptDrew Link to post Share on other sites
JistTheFist 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 (The E-Thug Haiku)I am the greatestI will challenge you heads-upAnd take your money. Link to post Share on other sites
trentose 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 so many haiku'sthe forum will surely burstmuch to my dismay Link to post Share on other sites
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