ronnieburger 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 episode:british invasion*standing in alley like in king of the hill*Peter:yupjoe:yupquargmire:yupcleveland:mm hmmquag: aww this sucks, nice choice for a hangout peter there isnt even anywhere to sit downjoe:is that some kind of crack!!peter:what do you mean crack? are you sayin' i have a fat ass Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 "*shot fired* One! *shot fired* Two! *shot fired* Three! Of course I can count to three, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!" Link to post Share on other sites
caphair 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 you guys pick some of the worst family guy quotes Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 you guys pick some of the worst family guy quotesagreed."Brain, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says Oooooooo""Peter, those are cheerios." Link to post Share on other sites
MaconMarc 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Peter retarded episode:"Attention Customers, ...........Testacles.....that is all"GG Link to post Share on other sites
generalben 0 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Peter: (talking to a group of children) And if you're good, you'll get to go to a magical place called Heaven. (pause) Ha! I'm just yanking your chain. You rot in the ground. Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 you guys pick some of the worst family guy quotes Link to post Share on other sites
CJHunt 0 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 you guys pick some of the worst family guy quotes Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 talking to a mafia guy:Peter: what are you going to make me do? whack a guy? off a guy? whack off a guy? because I'm married Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Peter: "I say, Quagmire, it seems to me we've each made another 500 million dollars."Quagmire: " Good thing we swore off women so we wouldn't be distracted and unable to accumulate this vast ammount of wealth. "Peter: " Yes, hey you watch the ticker, I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it."Quagmire: "Butter's in the fridge." Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 you guys pick some of the worst family guy quotesCheat and go to www.familyguyquotes.com This is one of my favorites, along with the quote in my signature:Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioner: She had nine STDs. Quagmire: Forty-five bucks. Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Link to post Share on other sites
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