to everyone here

[JaysonWeber 0]

Are you ready, Steve? Aha.Andy? Yeah! Mick? OK.Alright, fellas, let's go!Oh it's been getting so hardLivin' with the things you do to me, ahaOh my dreams are getting so strangeI'd like to tell you everything I seeOh, I see a man at the backAs a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sunAnd a girl in the corner let no one ignore her'Cause she thinks she's the passionate oneOh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frighteningAnd the music was soothing, and they all started groovingYeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, YeahAnd the man at the back saidEveryone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitzAnd the girl in the corner saidBoy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitzBallroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitzBallroom blitzI'm reaching out for somethingTouching nothing's all I ever doOh, I softly call you overWhen you appear there's nothing left of you, ahaNow the man in the backIs ready to crack as he raises his hands to the skyAnd the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mournerShe could kill you with a wink of her eyeOh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hecticAnd the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathingYeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, YeahAnd the man at the back saidEveryone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitzAnd the girl in the corner saidBoy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitzBallroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitzBallroom blitz

I read this entire thing... Can I delete this post yet?

[JesseW316 0]

Please do, Jay. And have you read the PM about my avatar? It was inexplicably taken away from me and I wrote you about it.

[Loismustdie 0]

I got first dibs on the name smokey <<< my gang name-smokeyhere are some more names for other members:shortyboxerskinnybearcamelsleepyor come up with a cool one yourself

No, you are buckwheat. I am not sure if it could be anything else. Unless smokey is reffering to recreation.

[jeffgen 0]

By the way, since everyone's reading this...Lot's of new good stuff from Simmons today. Check out the intern's links. The urban ninja clip is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Make sure your sound is on, the music is what clinches it.

Ya i've seen that clip on Big boys.Has anyone seen the richard simmons skit on Whose Line is it anyways?

Talk about GAY (not that there's anything wrong with that)!!!Oh, and for the OP, I think most members see the GENERAL section as a free-for-all of slams and flames... most of it is just for the fun of getting people like yourself all fired up over nothing. Get over it. Embrace it. Join in the fun! If you want some insight on poker, check out the STRATEGY section instead. Just my 2 cents worth.

[iveyfan30 0]

yes, exactly what we need, a retard posting in the strat section...lets hear how screech would play A J in ep...great....

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Is mexico replying that people here respect him?

lol he's delusional, kinda cute actually. if he can make himself feel better by thinking we are 'respecting' him and not 'making fun' of him then thats ok I think

You can no longer have my babies dna because that one hurt. Maybe respect was an overstatement. How bout like? Tolerate?

[jeffgen 0]

yes, exactly what we need, a retard posting in the strat section...lets hear how screech would play A J in ep...great....

LOL

[KDawgCometh 2]

yes, exactly what we need, a retard posting in the strat section...lets hear how screech would play A J in ep...great....

lets just say if the OP's post here is any reflection of his poker play, he'd probably get badly burned from the flames that would happen to him if he tried to say any of the junk that he has been saying in this thread. We only flame complete retards in strat, and its usually a lot harder then in here when the flames do happen

[AgroPoker 0]

If you think this is going to happen then why do you bother posting. It's like going to the proctologist and being surprised when he wants to put his fingers in your ass. Either embrace it or don't post. This "blog" has no point but to tell us how stupid and immature we are and the last one was to brag. Wow. Add something productive and you will be responded to in kind. For example, I have a friend I haven't seen in a while, best guy ever, and we saw each other the other day, poker came up and first thing he did was tell me about his bad beats. He doesn't play much and I think they were play tables, but it meant something to him. I love this guy but I didn't really care about it. I nodded, acted like I care, and said "man, that's tough" but on the inside I was barely listening. This is a guy I would do anything for. Poker players don't want to hear about big wins or beats, we all have them. For advice, that is one thing, you just have ask in a more humble way.This place is built on respect. I asked a dumb question the other day and nobody flamed me once and one poster even acknowledge if someone else asked the same question, they would have been flamed. I'm not saying everyone likes me, I'm just saying I've earned a little leeway due to my post count and service time. Everyone takes hard knocks. Get over it or leave.

Is mexico replying that people here respect him?

Was he replying or Implying

[Chiggleslap 0]

Here's another gem:

[Nikki_N 17]

FCP forums is like a gang. the higher rank you have, the more stupid posts you can make without getting flamed. :::I KICK YOU IN THE FACE after i stepped on dog poop to  welcome you, newbie:::teneight

Shit teneight! Are you trying to make me fall in love with you??? That was funny as hell.To the OPPosting amazing hands is the number 2 way to get flamed here. Bad beats it the number 1 way. That is just the way things have shaped up around here . I even get flamed sometimes. I have been criticized by Smash and flamed by that homo Ron_Mexico because he thinks girls are yucky. If you don't get mad, and stick around, you'll probably end up liking it here. Sorry for your troubles.

[Nikki_N 17]

like a gang? lol.   r you joking dude?  its a forum for poker....  do you feel like your the "man" if your in a forum gang, or running the show here.omg, pathetic

I think you missed the point and focused too much on the analogy. You're mad. Teneight was just trying to make a lighthearted joke with the face kicking bit. OK, on to reading the rest of this thread.

[Nikki_N 17]

I got first dibs on the name smokey  <<< my gang name-smokeyhere are some more names for other members:shortyboxerskinnybearcamelsleepyor come up with a cool one yourself

I want bitch.

[Nikki_N 17]

one time i tried to start a poker gang, we all went broke

Sorry to hear that, Dutch, but Scott seems to still be doing OK.

I was totally thinking of the same thing. Hahaha. Dutch Boyd makes me laugh.

[LuckyMcCatcher 0]

like a gang? lol.   r you joking dude?  its a forum for poker....  do you feel like your the "man" if your in a forum gang, or running the show here.omg, pathetic

We have each others backs when NWP starts mouthing off and every poster gets initiated so it is kinda like a gang. Always good to have back.

[lboarts 0]

If you think this is going to happen then why do you bother posting.  It's like going to the proctologist and being surprised when he wants to put his fingers in your ass.   Either embrace it or don't post.    This "blog" has no point but to tell us how stupid and immature we are and the last one was to brag.   Wow.  Add something productive and you will be responded to in kind.  For example, I have a friend I haven't seen in a while, best guy ever, and we saw each other the other day, poker came up and first thing he did was tell me about his bad beats.   He doesn't play much and I think they were play tables, but it meant something to him.  I love this guy but I didn't really care about it.  I nodded, acted like I care, and said "man, that's tough" but on the inside I was barely listening.  This is a guy I would do anything for.  Poker players don't want to hear about big wins or beats,  we all have them.  For advice, that is one thing, you just have ask in a more humble way.This place is built on respect.  I asked a dumb question the other day and nobody flamed me once and one poster even acknowledge if someone else asked the same question, they would have been flamed.  I'm not saying everyone likes me,  I'm just saying I've earned a little leeway due to my post count and service time.   Everyone takes hard knocks.  Get over it or leave.

This was me. I recently cracked 500 posts and even had a stalker the other day (he thought I was his mother), and still Ron can't remember my name. I thought I'd arrived, but I guess not. :cry:

[teneight 1]

FCP forums is like a gang. the higher rank you have, the more stupid posts you can make without getting flamed. :::I KICK YOU IN THE FACE after i stepped on dog poop to  welcome you, newbie:::teneight

Shit teneight! Are you trying to make me fall in love with you??? That was funny as hell..

this just made my day! :wink: teneightps. I wish I was older to have a shot with nikky

[pockets 0]

one time i tried to start a poker gang, we all went broke

Sorry to hear that, Dutch, but Scott seems to still be doing OK.

Ha!I have nothing else to add.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Iboarts, I do know you and that stupid Steelers logo I just couldn't remember who wrote it and didn't want to misquote. Did I mention that I'm all Steeler'd out?

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Iboarts, I do know you and that stupid Steelers logo I just couldn't remember who wrote it and didn't want to misquote.  Did I mention that I'm all Steeler'd out?

I like the new avatar. That is all.

[Nikki_N 17]

FCP forums is like a gang. the higher rank you have, the more stupid posts you can make without getting flamed. :::I KICK YOU IN THE FACE after i stepped on dog poop to  welcome you, newbie:::teneight

Shit teneight! Are you trying to make me fall in love with you??? That was funny as hell..

this just made my day! :wink: teneightps. I wish I was older to have a shot with nikki

I like the young ones, too. I just think that if you're not careful, Marcelus Wallace might throw you out the window. You know, gang members can be jealous folk. :wink:

[Royal_Tour 0]

If you think this is going to happen then why do you bother posting.  It's like going to the proctologist and being surprised when he wants to put his fingers in your ass.   Either embrace it or don't post.    This "blog" has no point but to tell us how stupid and immature we are and the last one was to brag.   Wow.  Add something productive and you will be responded to in kind.  For example, I have a friend I haven't seen in a while, best guy ever, and we saw each other the other day, poker came up and first thing he did was tell me about his bad beats.   He doesn't play much and I think they were play tables, but it meant something to him.  I love this guy but I didn't really care about it.  I nodded, acted like I care, and said "man, that's tough" but on the inside I was barely listening.  This is a guy I would do anything for.  Poker players don't want to hear about big wins or beats,  we all have them.  For advice, that is one thing, you just have ask in a more humble way.This place is built on respect.  I asked a dumb question the other day and nobody flamed me once and one poster even acknowledge if someone else asked the same question, they would have been flamed.  I'm not saying everyone likes me,  I'm just saying I've earned a little leeway due to my post count and service time.   Everyone takes hard knocks.  Get over it or leave.

This was me. I recently cracked 500 posts and even had a stalker the other day (he thought I was his mother), and still Ron can't remember my name. I thought I'd arrived, but I guess not. :cry:

Lboarts dont worry about it.Ron is a pig like that, he's all "me me me".. i mean, dont get me wrong, hes a dynamo in the sac, but no where to be found when i just wanna cuddle.

[Jeepster80125 0]

Anyone know the definition of "tender love"It's what happens when Ron Mexico and Royal both have hemorrhoids.Nikki, how is that visual?J in Colo.

[Jeepster80125 0]

Royal - I like the avatar!J in Colo.

[Royal_Tour 0]

Royal - I like the avatar!J in Colo.

Its a ongoing battle.Hey, you playing in the Negreanu open on stars?. i know i know. its stars, but their fun as hell.