GWCGWC 83 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Standing in front of a tennis ball launcher aimed at your crotch. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 standing behind the tennis ball launcher and aiming it at your crotch Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ...singing Bohemian Rhapsody.Ray Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 A card game in which a player bets that the value of his or her hand is greater than that of the hands held by others, in which each subsequent player must either equal or raise the bet or drop out, and in which the player holding the highest hand at the end of the betting wins the pot.I love having no imagination. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 avatar hijack..that is all Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 mmmmmm.......boobies Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 standing behind the tennis ball launcher and aiming it at your crotch :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Link to post Share on other sites
creepy20 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 my week has been more like standing in front of home plate in the 60 mph batting cage with the pitching machine throwing perfect strikes at my balls......and i'm loving it. Link to post Share on other sites
Andersun 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Waking up in the morning to glance in the mirror... and realize your Royal Tour and your homosexual refrences on the forums are meant to entertain and add comedy, but in reality you REALLY DO want your butt plugged by an enormous object IE: Penis, Dildo, Cucumber and/or cell phone antenna. Link to post Share on other sites
CodyHartman 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ...Slamming your balls into a kitchem drawer which contains your knife set. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Waking up in the morning to glance in the mirror... and realize your Royal Tour and your homosexual refrences on the forums are meant to entertain and add comedy' date=' but in reality you REALLY DO want your butt plugged by an enormous object IE: Penis, Dildo, Cucumber and/or cell phone antenna.[/quote']Your cell phone still has an antenna? That's funny Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Waking up in the morning to glance in the mirror... and realize your Royal Tour and your homosexual refrences on the forums are meant to entertain and add comedy, but in reality you REALLY DO want your butt plugged by an enormous object IE: Penis, Dildo, Cucumber and/or cell phone antenna.enormous object.. cell phone antenna?.. huh??i need bigger than that idiot.God.. get a clue moron. If you really want me to talk sexually to and about you. you're going to need to be much more creative. I have found my online gay lover, and until someone can munch ass better than him.. No trhanks Link to post Share on other sites
Andersun 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Waking up in the morning to glance in the mirror... and realize your Royal Tour and your homosexual refrences on the forums are meant to entertain and add comedy' date=' but in reality you REALLY DO want your butt plugged by an enormous object IE: Penis' date=' Dildo, Cucumber and/or [b']cell phone antenna.[/[/b]quote']Your cell phone still has an antenna? That's funnylol? Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 "Taking a sh.it" Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 having mediocre sex then someone in EP raises you and you don't even get to have an orgasm. Link to post Share on other sites
cdt002 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 a beautiful woman asking you to ravage her virgin ass with your sceptor of love...only to be checkraised in the amount of You taking it in the ass with her Sceptor of Love (available at the enormous black dildo store) Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 My feelings towards my ex-girlfriend...great when she was holding the nuts....miserable when she was sucking out on someone else. Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Drinking spoiled milk out of the fridge, then putting it back, thinking "Maybe tomorrow it will be fresh...." :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
The Bwaves 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 My feelings towards my ex-girlfriend...great when she was holding the nuts....miserable when she was sucking out on someone else.So sick.That's my new saying. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 having mediocre sex then someone in EP raises you and you don't even get to have an orgasm.Baby, you haven't had mediocre sex until you've done it with me.Let daddy show you what a disappointing night in the sack is really all about.Just kidding, I'm still pretty gay. Link to post Share on other sites
bigcoled 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ...Paying way too much for a blowjob, then ending up with herpes... Link to post Share on other sites
PT0077 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 .... sometimes being the roadrunner and sometimes being the coyote. Link to post Share on other sites
JaysonWeber 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Going to the DMV, Waiting in line, Developing an Itch that you don't even want to think about, Getting punched in the face (a la dane cook), and then having the DMV Close while the man infront of you gets to the window.. Only to walk outside and notice that your 1979 Chevy Celebrity was Broken in to, they didn't take anything but the steering wheel..And then while walking home becoming an innocent bystander in a drive by shooting, further increasing the immense pain you were already feeling from that "mystery" itch... Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ...getting a sweet ass blowjob by your g/f in her living room one night :::it was really dark:::, but when you are about to cum , her grampa walks in to lock the front door. the torture of having to hold your load back until he leaves :::He didnt see us in there::...then seconds later, getting one of those dissapointing orgasms. anyone ever have those dissapointing orgasms??? you were waiting for it all night long, but when you get it, it was like EHHHHHH:::real life experience by the way:::teneight Link to post Share on other sites
chantro 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ...getting a sweet ass blowjob by your g/f in her living room one night :::it was really dark:::, but when you are about to cum , her grampa walks in to lock the front door. the torture of having to hold your load back until he leaves :::He didnt see us in there::...then seconds later, getting one of those dissapointing orgasms. anyone ever have those dissapointing orgasms??? you were waiting for it all night long, but when you get it, it was like EHHHHHH:::real life experience by the way:::teneightI will pay you $5 on PartyPoker to permanently change your avatar. PM me if you're interested. I really mean no offense, it's just so fucking ugly. Link to post Share on other sites
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