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A card game in which a player bets that the value of his or her hand is greater than that of the hands held by others, in which each subsequent player must either equal or raise the bet or drop out, and in which the player holding the highest hand at the end of the betting wins the pot.I love having no imagination.

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my week has been more like standing in front of home plate in the 60 mph batting cage with the pitching machine throwing perfect strikes at my balls......and i'm loving it.

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Waking up in the morning to glance in the mirror... and realize your Royal Tour and your homosexual refrences on the forums are meant to entertain and add comedy, but in reality you REALLY DO want your butt plugged by an enormous object IE: Penis, Dildo, Cucumber and/or cell phone antenna.

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...Slamming your balls into a kitchem drawer which contains your knife set.

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Waking up in the morning to glance in the mirror... and realize your Royal Tour and your homosexual refrences on the forums are meant to entertain and add comedy' date=' but in reality you REALLY DO want your butt plugged by an enormous object IE: Penis, Dildo, Cucumber and/or cell phone antenna.[/quote']Your cell phone still has an antenna? That's funny
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Waking up in the morning to glance in the mirror... and realize your Royal Tour and your homosexual refrences on the forums are meant to entertain and add comedy, but in reality you REALLY DO want your butt plugged by an enormous object IE: Penis, Dildo, Cucumber and/or cell phone antenna.
enormous object.. cell phone antenna?.. huh??i need bigger than that idiot.God.. get a clue moron. If you really want me to talk sexually to and about you. you're going to need to be much more creative. I have found my online gay lover, and until someone can munch ass better than him.. No trhanks
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Waking up in the morning to glance in the mirror... and realize your Royal Tour and your homosexual refrences on the forums are meant to entertain and add comedy' date=' but in reality you REALLY DO want your butt plugged by an enormous object IE: Penis' date=' Dildo, Cucumber and/or [b']cell phone antenna.[/[/b]quote']Your cell phone still has an antenna? That's funny
lol?
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a beautiful woman asking you to ravage her virgin ass with your sceptor of love...only to be checkraised in the amount of You taking it in the ass with her Sceptor of Love (available at the enormous black dildo store)

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Drinking spoiled milk out of the fridge, then putting it back, thinking "Maybe tomorrow it will be fresh...." :roll:

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My feelings towards my ex-girlfriend...great when she was holding the nuts....miserable when she was sucking out on someone else.
So sick.That's my new saying.
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having mediocre sex then someone in EP raises you and you don't even get to have an orgasm.
Baby, you haven't had mediocre sex until you've done it with me.Let daddy show you what a disappointing night in the sack is really all about.Just kidding, I'm still pretty gay.
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Going to the DMV, Waiting in line, Developing an Itch that you don't even want to think about, Getting punched in the face (a la dane cook), and then having the DMV Close while the man infront of you gets to the window.. Only to walk outside and notice that your 1979 Chevy Celebrity was Broken in to, they didn't take anything but the steering wheel..And then while walking home becoming an innocent bystander in a drive by shooting, further increasing the immense pain you were already feeling from that "mystery" itch...

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...getting a sweet ass blowjob by your g/f in her living room one night :::it was really dark:::, but when you are about to cum , her grampa walks in to lock the front door. the torture of having to hold your load back until he leaves :::He didnt see us in there::...then seconds later, getting one of those dissapointing orgasms. anyone ever have those dissapointing orgasms??? you were waiting for it all night long, but when you get it, it was like EHHHHHH:::real life experience by the way:::teneight

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...getting a sweet ass blowjob by your g/f in her living room one night :::it was really dark:::, but when you are about to cum , her grampa walks in to lock the front door. the torture of having to hold your load back until he leaves :::He didnt see us in there::...then seconds later, getting one of those dissapointing orgasms. anyone ever have those dissapointing orgasms??? you were waiting for it all night long, but when you get it, it was like EHHHHHH:::real life experience by the way:::teneight
I will pay you $5 on PartyPoker to permanently change your avatar. PM me if you're interested. I really mean no offense, it's just so fucking ugly.
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