stevielarson 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hey All,Ive been lurking for a couple of months and finally decided to post.I was just wondering what everyone wore when they hit the B&M rooms. Do you wear the hat and sunglasses? Go Phil Ivey or DN style with the jersey? Phil Helmuth like waterproof windbreaker (thats what it looked like he was wearing on a WPT episode)? Or what?I anticipate some comments from Royal and Ron on this one. Link to post Share on other sites
kevin2536 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 i wear my hat, sunglasses, and hoodie at the 1/2 Nl tables. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear nothing....I show up nude. Link to post Share on other sites
cursive34 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 i make sure i got atleast 1 article of clothing that says "party poker" on it. gets you a lot of respect at the tabel. Link to post Share on other sites
DCSports92GSR 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 i make sure i got atleast 1 article of clothing that says "party poker" on it. gets you a lot of respect at the tabel.Spelling "Table" wrong on a message board gets you alot of respect too! Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear the skin of English children and a pelvic bone headress. Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisRichey 1 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear the skin of English children and a pelvic bone headress.Might I ask, why English children? Is their skin more elastic? Myself, I have always preferred Ethiopian, it's quite cheap.Chris Richey Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear the skin of English children and a pelvic bone headress.Because it puts the lotion in the basket? Link to post Share on other sites
Socko669 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear a darth vader custume i bought for 3 grand on ebay. That way it impossible for anyone to get any "tells" on me at the 3-6 tables. Link to post Share on other sites
trippkc 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I'm predicting not one serious response for this thread...so far off to a good start. What a strange first post. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hey All,Ive been lurking for a couple of months and finally decided to post.I was just wondering what everyone wore when they hit the B&M rooms. Do you wear the hat and sunglasses? Go Phil Ivey or DN style with the jersey? Phil Helmuth like waterproof windbreaker (thats what it looked like he was wearing on a WPT episode)? Or what?I anticipate some comments from Royal and Ron on this one.Here is a checklist to help you out....Checklist: 1) Hat 2) Dark Sunglasses. DO NOT let them see your eyes! Tells baby Tells. 3) Ipod (LOADED w/ gangster rap MP3's) Everyone must think you will bust a cap in there ass if you lose. 4) T-Shirt w/ the name of your favorite online casino, I suggest Partypoker. Shows you are an avid poker player that should not be taken lightly. 5) Card Protector ( I would suggest the Daniel Negreanu) check www.flopgear.com use code FLOP25 for a discount. This prevents accidental folds. 6) Bring your own food. ( no time for breaks) You have to focus! 7) DO NOT tip the waitresses! You have to focus! 8) Drink only Red Bull or Water. You are a serious player (No alcohol) but if you must drink ask for a scotch on the rocks, single malt Glen Garry. 9) Beta-Blockers, Valium & Xanax. You need to remain calm 10) Start out playing every pot, and if you win playing 4/7 offsuit exclaim "thats my favorite hand" ( Do this on every bluff) Then tell them "Every hand is my favorite hand! 11) Between hands tell everyone (more than once) you are a finalist for the last spot in the Rocks & Rings Crew. 12) Keep Super System 2 next to you and read when not in the hand (that scares the sh.it out of everyone!) 12) Raise every pot and Suck out as much as you can (agression is rewarded in No Limit) 13) If you catch a bad beat just say "I guess if there wasnt luck involved, I would win everyone" ( Be serious, DO NOT smile!) Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear my skin suit and do the pee pee dance. Link to post Share on other sites
waldo 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 i just go in whatever im wearing, i dont dress up to go play cards im not trying to impress all the degenerate gamblers Link to post Share on other sites
Socko669 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Here's a serious response....people who get dressed up and wear sunglasses in run of the mill b and m games are doucheclowns who deserve castration for their incredible douchery. These people watch to much tv. I saw one guy at a table push his chips all in..while we were playing 3-6 limit. I laughed so hard i almost vomited through my darth vader mask. Link to post Share on other sites
KyleStark 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Here's a serious response....people who get dressed up and wear sunglasses in run of the mill b and m games are doucheclowns who deserve castration for their incredible douchery. These people watch to much tv. I saw one guy at a table push his chips all in..while we were playing 3-6 limit. I laughed so hard i almost vomited through my darth vader mask.lol @ darth vader.I wear a Emo costume in the 3/6 game here, like i did in this years world series ME. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan_Sanders 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I dress like Josh Arieh at the WSOP 04. Looking good matters lol Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I dress like Josh Arieh at the WSOP 04. Looking good matters lolOddly enough...I will give a serious response also....THAT is how I dress for a bigger buyin Live MTT.... Link to post Share on other sites
mb5322 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear normal everyday clothing....jeans-tshirt, I do however wear a pair of womens thong underwear. Link to post Share on other sites
Chiggleslap 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear a darth vader custume i bought for 3 grand on ebay. That way it impossible for anyone to get any "tells" on me at the 3-6 tables.How does that affect your chip-handling skills? Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear one of Josh Arieh's shirts, because they're just so COOL.sw Link to post Share on other sites
Chiggleslap 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 My ideal B&M attire is a Freddy Kreuger mask, a huge blue foam cowboy hat, skiing mittens, a trident, a potato stack to put my chips in while I'm sitting at the table, a basketball as my card protector, and a gallon of Grey Goose vodka. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I wear the skin of English children and a pelvic bone headress.Because it puts the lotion in the basket?LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hawaiian shirt, lei/beads, and a coconut bra if I want to be really fancy Link to post Share on other sites
Wolverine 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Also, if u want crazy resepect...wear a massive gold (looking) watch, and possible some pinky ring BLING if u can get it, maybe borrow your moms old cocktail rings with huge stones. And don't forget to make your gear available to the whole table...sometimes if your in seat 3 the person in seat 8 might have trouble seeing some of your riches, so u gotta somehow get his attention and let him know, that you too, demand respect.On a side note, i don't do this. ever. seriously, i don't. now think about it.I haven't done many posts yet, but...yea, i'm pretty weird. k thanks, great to be here!! Link to post Share on other sites
Chiggleslap 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 This is really the only way to dress at the poker table:He's so incredibly well-dressed, I'm actually jealous. Link to post Share on other sites
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