how 2 berate the fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PROpOKER_101 0]

GOD SOMETIMES WHEN I AM PLAYING I GET LIKE 20 BAD BEATS IN A ROW FROM FISH WHO WILL CALL U DOWN WITH ANYTHING SO MY QUESTION IS: WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BERATE THE FISH I HAVE TRIED SAYING F U AND NICE SUCKOUT FISH BUT THEY ARENT AFFECTIVE WHAT LINES DO YOU GUYS USE !!!!!!

[loogie 115]

Fish.

[....Ian.... 0]

good play. stay at this table.

[kilgoretrout 0]

I personally prefer taking their money. Also, you may consider getting good at poker rather than complaining about all your losses.

[ckbandit 0]

good play.  stay at this table.

A favorite of mine.

[dna4ever 2]

i hate people that berate fish for poor play. Its just plain -EV. Always say "nice hand". Especially when you make a good laydown and they feel compelled to show you their cards comfirming you made a good laydown. Thats the best time to say "nice hand". It puffs there chest out and makes them want to win even more pots. Take the bad beats and in the long term take their money, simple as that.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

Here's one. It's not really well known so try and keep it under your hat.TRY BEING A FUCKING ADULT AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND UNDERSTAND THAT EVENTUALLY THEY WILL GO BROKE AND YOU WONT IF YOU ARE BETTER.Seriously though, pinkie swear you won't tell anyone. I don't want to ruin your rep as a quality player who acts like he's won a pot before. Ssshhhhhh

[PT0077 0]

Why berate them? Why not just keep playing with them til they chase their money right over to you?

[ford0067 0]

good play.  stay at this table.

Best response I can think ofYou may want consider your definition of "bad beat" then examine your play if you suffer 20 in a row. Just a thought.

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

again, DNA is just so much classier than me. It must be b/c he's a parent.

[JSHamm 9]

GOD SOMETIMES WHEN I AM PLAYING I GET LIKE 20 BAD BEATS IN A ROW FROM FISH WHO WILL CALL U DOWN WITH ANYTHING SO MY QUESTION IS: WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BERATE THE FISH I HAVE TRIED SAYING F U AND NICE SUCKOUT FISH BUT THEY ARENT AFFECTIVE WHAT LINES DO YOU GUYS USE !!!!!!

That's equivalent to calling your boss an ass, pantsing him, and then pissing on his desk...

[dna4ever 2]

again,  DNA is just so much classier than me.  It must be b/c he's a parent.

no im pretty sure its just because you are a fucktard

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

fuck you, pole smokerYou might be right

[Dirtydutch 9]

Why berate them?  Why not just keep playing with them til they chase their money right over to you?

You have the greatest avitat ever. The girl make my horny, and the dog makes me hungery.

[Scanner313 0]

You have the greatest avitat ever. The girl make my horny, and the dog makes me hungery.

[SapphireTiger 0]

cocktooth.

[Mattnxtc 0]

i talk crap to the fishys..but its usually just to keep them comin back for more

[BigPhish 0]

I never tell them to keep playing at this table. If they're a good player on tilt, they get it quickly enough.Usually it's "nice hand". Sometimes, if the suckout was to a particularly good hand, they get a "wow".Any time that a fish bets hard before the river and then shows after chasing everyone out, I always compliment them. I want them to keep betting hard early when they've got a hand.Never EVER berate a fish. Do that shit on my table and it's YOU I'll be berating. I promise. :evil:

[PROpOKER_101 0]

good play.  stay at this table.

OKAY I SEE A LOT OF NICE HAND COMENTS HERE BUT HOW DO I EXPRESS MY RAW AGRESSION AND ANIMOSITY INTO THESE DAM SUCKOUT ARTISTS

[Ron_Mexico 4,238]

KEEP TYPING IN CAPITALS. oh, by the way, sorry about your small dick.

[Sullyarmy 0]

ya know possible this post was meant as sarcasim and was just to get people to respond with what a normal person with good poker sense would say "ya nice hand stay at my table" (personal favorite) or just don't say anything thats mine... well like i said im sure poster is being a JOKESTER....you crazy kids... and just f'n with everyone it's actually kinda funny HEHE HAHA

[snowmannn 0]

Maybe the fact that you can't stay calm and level headed is the cause of the 20 bad beats in a row.Ever think about that?Nah, probably not. Too busy asking people for good cut-downs. Here's one:My dad can beat up your dad!Get a life, or come tell me where you play so I can sit with you and use you as a personal ATM.

[GWCGWC 83]

good play.  stay at this table.

"nh" that's it. I wouldn't add the "stay at this table" It's too close to tapping on the glass.What you should be wondering is what to say to the player, like yourself, who chases away the fish or compels the fish to play better hands.OKAY I SEE A LOT OF NICE HAND COMENTS HERE BUT HOW DO I EXPRESS MY RAW AGRESSION AND ANIMOSITY INTO THESE DAM SUCKOUT ARTISTS

Buy a case of those little mousy thing-ies. Break one and replace. This will be much less expensive than chasing away the action. Also, you can quantify how much it actually cost you to buy a mouse or ten. It's a little harder to know when that fish folds j6os preflop and doesn't call you down with his pair of 6's.

[jjdylan 0]

GOD SOMETIMES WHEN I AM PLAYING I GET LIKE 20 BAD BEATS IN A ROW FROM FISH WHO WILL CALL U DOWN WITH ANYTHING SO MY QUESTION IS: WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BERATE THE FISH I HAVE TRIED SAYING F U AND NICE SUCKOUT FISH BUT THEY ARENT AFFECTIVE WHAT LINES DO YOU GUYS USE !!!!!!

for the love of god man...turn it off....

[RayPowers 0]

Can someone really be a suck out artist? Does it require eccentric clothing and a floppy hat? Ray