dandruff, annoying or really annoying?

[Smasharoo 0]

Aight guys....being a loyal NWP member I will be the first to admit that Druff was a little tooley on TV tonight. But I've never laughed so hard in my life. When he took the chair cover off and twirled it around. That was some classic stuff.Hi. No.What was some classic stuff, though, was this pathetic little piece of insecure little boy overreaction:http://www.neverwinpoker.com/phpnuke/html/...iewtopic&t=5228Gee, Todd, thanks for the numbered 7 point outline about how much of a sucker you were for the TV producers. Let me see if I really comprehend the core of what you're posting about: ESPN producers asked everyone to be more animated because it's better for TV, and you, the guy at the table with the charisma of a fucking log of elephant shit, took it upon yourself to go hollywood and spice things up for the folks at home.Shockingly, when the ESPN editing crew saw your Nepolian Dynamite impression, they chose to feature hands where you sucked out against the elegant, charismatic Costa because you provided such an excellent foil to his good humored charm.I'll assume they included footage of your vapid cheering section because your girlfiend has huge tits, and that's good for their demographic. I could be wrong about that, though, because I really would have been lost without her insghtfull commentary. When you knocked someone out to bring the table to 4 players and she said "and then there were four..." chilling.The point, Todd, is that no one really gives a fuck. Everyone allready understand that ESPN edits bordcasts for dramatic effect. We also understand that no amount of editing could possibly have changed a fairly normal charming peronsality into the Rainman like Aspergers afflicted charicture you provided.Forgive us if, somehow, we don't buy that you're normally Sean Connery and they edited you into a diametrically opposed state with cunning CGI and taking you out of context. They didn't. You're just not a "people person". That's fine. You play poker for a living. You're not a politican or a newscaster. You're not someone who's life is effected much by public impressions of your personality. Grow the fuck up and stop whining about it like a little bitch. The smartest thing you could have done to respond to this would have been to say "Hey, that's me, I'm proud of who I am." Instead you've made this terrible effort to justify your actions when people are atually just making fun of YOU. Not the editing, not what you did because ESPN told you to and you're a sucker, but just YOU.Surely you're used to this by now. I mean, you weren't exactly fucking the prom Queen or snorting coke off a model's ass in the years leading up to this, now were you.You should embrace your personality, man. Next year, if you make another TV table, actually WEAR a pocket protector. Get some glasses with tape in the middle. Bring a slide rule right to the table, man. Give the people what they want. Be yourself. Hire an organ grinder with a monkey and then dance with the monkey when you win a hand to a nice polka. fuck what anyone else thinks. Druff and his GF are very nice poeple and should not be made fun of like they have by some of the donks in this forum. I see some of you taking up for him and that is much appriciated by us.Yeah, no one cares. Really. His urine could cure cancer in dying children, it's not going to make him any less charismatic as a TV figure. All in all.....Druff was PWNED by the ESPN editing staff. I think they coulda made it look a lot better if they tried...instead they went with what they thought would be better for the general public to see and maybe boost some ratings.Hi. No. No one can edit that. Sam Farha couldn't have been edited into that. Dave Ulliot couldn't have been edited into that. Etc. Some people are just good on TV and people want to watch them, and some people just make you want to light your eyballs on fire and put the fire out with icepicks. Druff's in the ice pick catagory. Again, this isn't a big deal, because he's not a TV star. Get over it. The guy didn't miss out on any future guest star roles on "The O.C." because ESPN had it in for him, he just sucks on TV.There's no conspiracy. He's just not good at it.Good luck.

[Guest]

word on RGP is that mrs druff has saggy tits.

Hahaha....this about sums up how useful RPG is.

[David5131 0]

Well i too am a long-time poster on NWP and yes, Todd was a little on the annoying side at times. But its all in good fun, he meant no harm. If any of you have actually talked to him before or asked him any question to improve your poker game and see his response, you would see exactly what i mean. He doesn't mind one bit taking time out of his day to help anyone that asks, i've never even met the guy in person. But im sure he has more class than most out there.And for the user on here "Smasharoo"... well you sit there and break down that entire post and go in detail and all that shit bout this and that. Well you registered here in Dec 04, and got like 7500 posts in less than a year?? Chrsit my man, there are better things out there than some online poker forum site. Yikes, i almost feel bad for ya :?

[Smasharoo 0]

But im sure he has more class than most out there.No.Thanks for playing, back in your hole now.good luck.

[David5131 0]

But im sure he has more class than most out there.No.Thanks for playing, back in your hole now.good luck.

7285...way to go buddy!! you get the Hi-Five award!!! :-)

[TeeSludge 0]

That was probably the greatest post I have ever read on this forum.

[Smasharoo 0]

And for the user on here "Smasharoo"... well you sit there and break down that entire post and go in detail and all that censored bout this and that. Well you registered here in Dec 04, and got like 7500 posts in less than a year?? Chrsit my man, there are better things out there than some online poker forum site. Yikes, i almost feel bad for yaYou mean like fuck fat chicks that look like a young Kathy Bates and be a stumbling moron on TV?I'm a quadrapalegic. I don't get the oppotunity to leave the house much, so posting here is one of my few social outlets. It sickens me that you'd poke fun at that. Just sickens me. As I sit here hammering the keys with the pencil strapped to my forehead praying for death, all I can think of is what a tiny little person you must be to try to take what little I have away from me.Man, I'm the greatest.Good luck.

[CAPS 0]

And for the user on here "Smasharoo"... well you sit there and break down that entire post and go in detail and all that censored bout this and that. Well you registered here in Dec 04, and got like 7500 posts in less than a year?? Chrsit my man, there are better things out there than some online poker forum site. Yikes, i almost feel bad for ya :?

breaking druff apart like that obviously makes him feel better about himself. why else would he be so compelled to go into such great detail? yeah. bye.

[MLMarkland 0]

Smash, I do not understand you...

What was some classic stuff, though, was this pathetic little piece of insecure little boy overreaction:

Isn't your post a bit of an overreaction Smash?

Gee, Todd, thanks for the numbered 7 point outline about how much of a sucker you were for the TV producers. Let me see if I really comprehend the core of what you're posting about:

I can't wait to hear your opinion... again... and... again... and... again...

ESPN producers asked everyone to be more animated because it's better for TV, and you, the guy at the table with the charisma of a censored log of elephant shit, took it upon yourself to go hollywood and spice things up for the folks at home.

Smash, you have the charisma of a censored log of elephant shit

Shockingly, when the ESPN editing crew saw your Nepolian Dynamite impression, they chose to feature hands where you sucked out against the elegant, charismatic Costa because you provided such an excellent foil to his good humored charm.

Foil is a good word choice here actually.

I'll assume they included footage of your vapid cheering section because your girlfiend has huge tits, and that's good for their demographic. I could be wrong about that, though, because I really would have been lost without her insghtfull commentary. When you knocked someone out to bring the table to 4 players and she said "and then there were four..." chilling.

Bonus points for making fun of his supportive girlfriend. BONUS!

The point, Todd, is that no one really gives a fuck. Everyone allready understand that ESPN edits bordcasts for dramatic effect. We also understand that no amount of editing could possibly have changed a fairly normal charming peronsality into the Rainman like Aspergers afflicted charicture you provided.

ESPN also edits broadcasts. Woe betide the day you end up on ESPN Smash.

Forgive us if, somehow, we don't buy that you're normally Sean Connery and they edited you into a diametrically opposed state with cunning CGI and taking you out of context. They didn't. You're just not a "people person".

You're just not a people person........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................does anyone see the irony here?

That's fine. You play poker for a living. You're not a politican or a newscaster. You're not someone who's life is effected much by public impressions of your personality. Grow the censored up and stop whining about it like a little bitch.

Why do you care?

The smartest thing you could have done to respond to this would have been to say "Hey, that's me, I'm proud of who I am." Instead you've made this terrible effort to justify your actions when people are atually just making fun of YOU. Not the editing, not what you did because ESPN told you to and you're a sucker, but just YOU.

Who cares?

Surely you're used to this by now. I mean, you weren't exactly censored the prom Queen or snorting coke off a model's ass in the years leading up to this, now were you.

Unlike Smash, who was doing this when he was twelve.

You should embrace your personality, man. Next year, if you make another TV table, actually WEAR a pocket protector. Get some glasses with tape in the middle. Bring a slide rule right to the table, man. Give the people what they want. Be yourself. Hire an organ grinder with a monkey and then dance with the monkey when you win a hand to a nice polka. fuck what anyone else thinks.

I await Smash making a TV table.

Yeah, no one cares. Really. His urine could cure cancer in dying children, it's not going to make him any less charismatic as a TV figure.

Again with the charisma... no one really cares what you have to say about this Smash.

Hi. No. No one can edit that. Sam Farha couldn't have been edited into that. Dave Ulliot couldn't have been edited into that. Etc. Some people are just good on TV and people want to watch them, and some people just make you want to light your eyballs on fire and put the fire out with icepicks. Druff's in the ice pick catagory. Again, this isn't a big deal, because he's not a TV star. Get over it. The guy didn't miss out on any future guest star roles on "The O.C." because ESPN had it in for him, he just sucks on TV.

This all might be true. But again, who cares?

There's no conspiracy. He's just not good at it.

Again, true, but who cares?Why are half of the people posting here ragging on some dude because he didn't come off "cool" on TV? And, by extension, ragging on his girlfriend.Classless and bizarre.Smash you're being a complete ass. Kick a man while he's down? Go for it. It'll make you feel better.Good luck.

[Smasharoo 0]

breaking druff apart like that obviously makes him feel better about himself. why else would he go into such great detail?Don't be silly.Seeing on TV made me, and everyone viewing feel pretty great aobut their lives though.I mean, I heard that John Couey was watching from his prison cell in Florida and turned to his cell mate and said "Well, hey, at least I'm not THAT guy!"Good luck.

[MLMarkland 0]

I'm a quadrapalegic. I don't get the oppotunity to leave the house much, so posting here is one of my few social outlets. It sickens me that you'd poke fun at that. Just sickens me. As I sit here hammering the keys with the pencil strapped to my forehead praying for death, all I can think of is what a tiny little person you must be to try to take what little I have away from me.Man, I'm the greatest.Good luck.

I have no clue if you're serious Smash... but if you are, there are better things to do with your time than bang on someone, even if he did something to you.

[Smasharoo 0]

Smash you're being a complete assHi. I'd like to respond to your post, but it's unreadable.Actually, you're probably better off, don't change it.Good luck.

[Smasharoo 0]

I have no clue if you're serious Smash... but if you are, there are better things to do with your time than bang on someone, even if he did something to you.Of course I'm serious.I really am the greatest.Good luck.

[MLMarkland 0]

I have no clue if you're serious Smash... but if you are, there are better things to do with your time than bang on someone, even if he did something to you.Of course I'm serious.I really am the greatest.Good luck.

Why does everything have to be a bilious screed?Can't we all just get along? Seriously, no s/w

[Smasharoo 0]

Why does everything have to be a bilious screed? Took me like 90 seconds to write.Not like I spent a great deal of time composing a carefully thought out critque of the guy. It's low hanging fruit, though. Anyone that takes themselves that seriously deserves to be ridiculed. The fact that I just happen to be better at that than most people doesn't make me any more culpable or him any less deserving.Seriously.Lighten the fuck up.

[MLMarkland 0]

I'll kick it off. I'm sorry I called you an ass Smash. I just get frustrated with the intentionally mean crap, which doesn't justify throwing the same shit back at someone else.

[Smasharoo 0]

I just get frustrated with the intentionally mean crap, which doesn't justify throwing the same shit back at someone else.You're missing the point enitrely.It's not mean, it's funny. Do you see why?

[Guest]

I mean, I heard that John Couey was watching from his prison cell in Florida and turned to his cell mate and said "Well, hey, at least I'm not THAT guy!"

HAHAHA!!!

[allinbluff35 0]

I just get frustrated with the intentionally mean crap, which doesn't justify throwing the same censored back at someone else.You're missing the point enitrely.It's not mean, it's funny.

FYP

[David5131 0]

And for the user on here "Smasharoo"... well you sit there and break down that entire post and go in detail and all that censored bout this and that. Well you registered here in Dec 04, and got like 7500 posts in less than a year?? Chrsit my man, there are better things out there than some online poker forum site. Yikes, i almost feel bad for yaYou mean like censored fat chicks that look like a young Kathy Bates and be a stumbling moron on TV?I'm a quadrapalegic. I don't get the oppotunity to leave the house much, so posting here is one of my few social outlets. It sickens me that you'd poke fun at that. Just sickens me. As I sit here hammering the keys with the pencil strapped to my forehead praying for death, all I can think of is what a tiny little person you must be to try to take what little I have away from me.Man, I'm the greatest.Good luck.

Well if all that is true than I really am sorry. However, i do not believe its true. I think you are some weird ass looking guy who can't get any girl to be with you, so you think you are hot shit because i got a ton of posts. Dude i checked back here after like 4 min. and u had already posted like 9 more times on here. This is just unreal, go do some other shit with your time...

[Smasharoo 0]

Well if all that is true than I really am sorry. However, i do not believe its true. I think you are some weird ass looking guy who can't get any girl to be with youHaha.I'd respond to this, but I'd hate for you to kill yourself. Dude i checked back here after like 4 min. and u had already posted like 9 more times on here. This is just unreal, go do some other censored with your timeI play poker and write for a living. I post here WHILE I play poker.I'm working. You, on the other hand are chasing me around a board you don't post on in your spare time.Now, that's charisma, baby.See the contrast?Good luck.

[CAPS 0]

this guy is so transparent. it's obvious he is ripping on druff to make himself feel better in some twisted sort of way. talk about going to great lengths.. (but not to great heights) YOU ARE STILL MISERABLE.

[Smasharoo 0]

this guy is so transparent. it's obvious he is ripping on druff to make himself feel better in some twisted sort of way. talk about going to great lengths.Yeah, I responded the first time you posted it.You shoud give reading it a shot. It's pretty funny.

[Smasharoo 0]

YOU ARE STILL MISERABLE.Haha. Yeah, it's not easy being me. What I am still doing is laughing my ass off at you guys. If I was miserable i'd post the same thing n this thread and the one on NWP, just to make sure that everyone could see my brilliant insights like "You have a lot of posts, get a life!!11oneone!!!!"fortunately I'm not at that point yet. I'd definately eat a bullet if I ever considered cutting and pasing the identical post on two forums when no one was reading it without laughing out loud at me in the first place.That's just me though. I don't have deep self esteem issues and some sort of weird gay crush on a bald fat guy.good luck.

[Spademan 94]

Smash, you brought your A-game to this thread.Completely mopped up.From one cynical ego-maniac to another,I salute you.As for Druff, remarkably, incredibly, incomphrehesibly,somewhere, deep inside of me, almost imperceptable, but real, I feel a twinge a sympathy.I get the impression that he really is just a dweeb(And there is nothing wrong with being a dweeb, accepting it and embracing it can add to a dweebs appeal. I mean, I'm a great looking, charming, leading man/sex symbol type with an education and remarkable wit, and I've come to accept that, it's my lot in life, what's the use of fighting it? )who, with a blatant lack of good judgement, decided to "play it up" for the TV.It came off as a train wreck, damaging his image with a huge, huge audience of people.He may be the nicest dweeb on the planet who errd on a national scale.I sort of felt like I was watching an episode of Family Matters,where Erckel had been given terrible advice about how bad boys get the girl, and got himself into a whole mess of trouble. Then suddenly the episode ended before he inevitably redeemed himself in the eyes of those who care for him, and in the eyes of the viewers.With that said,I didn't cry when Family Matters was canceled,and I probably won't shed a tear here.