rsmbox 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 "I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!" Link to post Share on other sites
dmb41 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Wedding Crashers will become one of the more quoted movies ever, I predict. HEre are a few that I can remember:That movie is an instant classic."I'm gonna go upstairs to ice my b*lls and cough up blood"Anchorman:"You're a dirty pirate h*0ker""Why don't you go back to your home on wh*re island""I'm going to punch you in the ovary. Right in the baby maker!""I stabbed a guy in the heart with a trident""Como Esta Bit*ches!" Link to post Share on other sites
ItallianScallion 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 "Didn't you get that memo?""Why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks.""We need to talk about your flair...""Show her my O-Face." Link to post Share on other sites
shortfuze 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 [quote="rsmbox"]"I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!"I love that movie, think i've seen it 50 times. Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I'm gonna walk down to the bank and if you don't have my money for me I'm gonna split ****ing head open...and about the time I'm gettn outa jail ..hopefully you'll be comming out out of your comma then guess what. I'm gonna split yout ****ing head open again cause I'm stupid see..I don't give a **** about jail thats the kind of guy I am, and we all know what kind of guy you are you fat Irish prick.As best I could remember it. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gottacool-sounding name. So tell me,Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink"is no big deal, you wanna trade? - Mr Pink - Resevoir Dogs"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?""Because you're a faggot!" Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 [quote="rsmbox"]"I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!" I love that movie' date=' think i've seen it 50 times.[/quote']favorite movie of all time (rsmbox = Roberta Sparrow's Mailbox...which is what we named my crappy band) Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 PC Load Letter...what the **** does that mean?!True story: my printer at work displays that message. The first time I saw it I just started laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 yippee ki-a motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Lloyd: I tell you where. Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about a little place called Aspen!Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes... Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I like you I'll kill you last."Sally, remember when I told you I would kill you last?""Yeah, Matrix I remember that.""I lied."His name was Sully. Link to post Share on other sites
dmb41 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I like you I'll kill you last."Sally, remember when I told you I would kill you last?""Yeah, Matrix I remember that.""I lied."His name was Sully.I'm gonna blame this one on Arnold and his rediculous accent. I have watched that movie 300 times and always thought it was Sally. Link to post Share on other sites
ol'number7 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 from Swingers:"watch this Mikey, I'm going to make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for Super-Fan #99 over there" Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I like you I'll kill you last."Sally, remember when I told you I would kill you last?""Yeah, Matrix I remember that.""I lied."His name was Sully.I'm gonna blame this one on Arnold and his rediculous accent. I have watched that movie 300 times and always thought it was Sally.It was realy bad in that movie. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Ever see a monk get wildly fu(ked by a bunch of teanaged girls?No.So much for a monistary. Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Only three rules I follow:1. Never get involved with a women who has a tatoo of a dagger on her back2. Never play cardds with a man with the same first name as a city 3. And never get less than 12 hours sleepYou stick with that, everything else is cream cheese.-coach from Teen Wolf Link to post Share on other sites
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