keith crime 8 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I was thinking - how could I start some fun for you guys that browse this site at work all day and upset Eddie at the same time. How about Best Movie LinesI'll StartJeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fineNigel Tufnel: We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening. David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. Mick Shrimpton: As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll. Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. AND EVERYTHING Bill Murray says in StripesJohn Winger: Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been listening to his work for years." Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last. John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant. Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals? John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time? Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits. Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn. John: So we're all dog-faces. We're all very very different. But, there is one thing we all have in common. We were all stupid enough to enlist in the army. W're mutants. There's something wrong with us. Something very very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us. We're soldiers. But, we're American soldiers, and we've been kicken' ass for 200 years. We're ten and one!Have Fun Storming the Castle! Link to post Share on other sites
ol'number7 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 oh man, where to start -- I'll go with the obviousTrent in Swingers: "Vegas, baby, Vegas!!!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 (Ezel the crackhead from Friday)Ezel: *pretends to fall in the store*"I'm gonna sue ya'll for a Hundred Thousand DOLLARS.... But we can settle outta court right now, For 20 bucks!" Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 "Two things are true one in this life. The first is, never get into a land war in Asia, but the second, and lesser known fact, is never get into a battle of wits with a Sicilian, when death is on the line! HHAHAHAHAHAHA... *thud*" Link to post Share on other sites
MrFriday12 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Wild Thing Vaughn:"I feel like a banker."Ed Harris" Hey bartender!! Joe Bo needs a refill!!" Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 "Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost. Isn't that what makes a man?" "Sure, that and a pair of testicles.""I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behavior, and I don't like you, jerkoff." Link to post Share on other sites
fatmanonguitar 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Shut the f.uck up Donny! You're out of your element!I hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE! Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 These ones are for us poker players.Harry, "I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! "Lloyd,"Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week."Lloyd"I'll bet you 20 dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out."Harry"No!"Lloyd"I'll give you 3 to 1 odds."Harry"no"Lloyd"5 to one"Harry"no"Lloyd"10 to 1?"Harry"You're on!"Lloyd"I'm gonna get ya!"Harry "nu uh!"Lloyd"I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya."Good old Dumb and Dumber. Link to post Share on other sites
AceyDeucy 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 After dropping a guy off a cliff:"What did you do with him?" "I let him go." Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Not.General.Poker. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Well, how do you measure yourself against other golfers???By Height.---caddyshackBig hitter the lama. Long.----caddyshackThis is what happens when you fuccck a stranger in the ass.---lebowskiThey're nihilists Donny. These men are cowards----lebowskipop it tommy.---best of the bestthats just like, your opinion man.---lebowskididnt we lock you in a dumpster?? Yeah I got out.----old schooli'm confident the autopsy will reveal Blue died of natural causes---old school.You can't win!----Rocky IV Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Bunny " I'll suck your co.ck for a $1000"The Dude " Im gonna go find a cash machine" Link to post Share on other sites
HtotheNootch 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 37!?!?! Link to post Share on other sites
RMcFadden94 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Classic Movie... One of my favs.Mugatu: "And now the forbidden fruit must be tasted"....Morty: "Derek, what do we do when we fall of the horse?"Derek stares blanklyMorty: "We get back ONNNNNN!"Derek: "Sorry Morty, Im not a gymnast."-------------------------Super TroopersRamathorne: "Who wants a MUSTACHE Ride!?"Horny Germans: "I do.... I DO!"God, im bored at work. Thank the lord for this thread. :-) Link to post Share on other sites
Rounder 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****in' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never." - Al Pacino, Devil's Advocate"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." - Al Pacino, Scarface Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 37!?!?!She's sucked 37 dicks!!In a row? Link to post Share on other sites
dmb41 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 After dropping a guy off a cliff:"What did you do with him?" "I let him go."Commando $$I think Arnold has the best 1 liners ever. I was watching True Lies last night on Skin-a-Max and when the terrorist is hanging off the missle. He says, "You're Fired" and then shoots that missile into the helicopter. He should be collecting royalties from Donald Trump for that one. Link to post Share on other sites
HtotheNootch 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 "Try not to suck any censored on the way through the parking lot - (as customer starts to follow) HEY YOU GET BACK HERE." Link to post Share on other sites
Darkfall 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gottacool-sounding name. So tell me,Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink"is no big deal, you wanna trade? - Mr Pink - Resevoir Dogs Link to post Share on other sites
Drum Infected 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Arnold in Running man, arnold splits some d00d in half. Girl asks where is d00d?Arnold: he had to split Link to post Share on other sites
AceyDeucy 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I just love the little toss-off lines after someone gets killed in movies:Also from Commando:"Couuld you not wake my friend? He's dead tired." -referring to adversary he just killed.Not just Arnie, but Sean Connery:"Shocking." -After electrocuting a guy to death by slapping a heater in the bathtub. Goldfinger, I think.And Tom Cruise:"You didn't even know the guy?" "Are you saying I should only kill people once I get to know them?" -CollateralDifferent vein-"Don't horror movies start this way?" "Yeah, but PORNO movies also start this way!" -Detroit Rock City. A movie that otherwise sucked. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 37!?!?!Damn. I was hoping I'd be the first one to bring Clerks in here."I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?" Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted August 11, 2005 Author Share Posted August 11, 2005 'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos? Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for? 'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again? 'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. 'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy... 'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it. Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-****ing Volume 8", "I Need Your ****", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard ****". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again? Link to post Share on other sites
Airabus 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 From Big Trouble in Little China (One of the greatest movies of all time!)Wang: "Ching-Dai, The God of the East-"Jack: "What, him?"Dave: "No, Mr. Burton, not me...My demon! The god I must appease to regain my heart and my blood!"Jack: "So you can go on to rule the universe from beyond this grave...?"Dave: (cackling)"Indeed!"Jack: "Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, hah?"Wang: "Jack..."Jack: "'Jack' what, I'm supposed to buy this shit? Ten thousand years and he can't find one chick to fit the bill? C'mon, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong." Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it? -The Metatron Dogma Link to post Share on other sites
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