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Yes.  I am BPD.  That signature was part of a joke in mocking our moderator Micon's sig the other day...I just haven't changed it yet.  Actually, I have been playing poker, winning poker for 10 years now.  Started when I was 17 and am now 27 if you must know.Why am I a member there then if I am "over the hill" in terms of their demographic?  I actually know NW and used to play with him back in his "low limit (20/40)" days and am just over there supporting an acquantance.   It is also a fun place to post and act like an idiot.  There are other forums where I post a lot of strategy and content, and I have helped many young poker players with their games.  But at NWP...I enjoy just being one of the degenerates.  I also enjoy talking smack to Micon...my other purpose there.Any other questions?
Could Jesus heat a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?Where do babies come from?Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?Will the Clippers ever win an NBA championship?How could you be playing winning, serious poker at 17?? (bet you didnt think I would slip a serious one in there didja?)In conclusion: Testicles. That is all.
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Yes.  I am BPD.  That signature was part of a joke in mocking our moderator Micon's sig the other day...I just haven't changed it yet.  Any other questions?
Yes. Are you aware i'm not wearing any pants? Its so damn hot out today.
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Yes.  I am BPD.  That signature was part of a joke in mocking our moderator Micon's sig the other day...I just haven't changed it yet.  Any other questions?
Yes. Are you aware i'm not wearing any pants? Its so damn hot out today.
What? You're not? So THAT'S what was trickling up my leg today!Any other questions?How did you come up with a name like Big Poppa Dump? Really, I'd like to know.
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Yes.  I am BPD.  That signature was part of a joke in mocking our moderator Micon's sig the other day...I just haven't changed it yet.  Any other questions?
Yes. Are you aware i'm not wearing any pants? Its so damn hot out today.
Where are the jockeys dad? They're in the laundry son....I am going indian today.My questions are better than your questions!
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Could Jesus heat a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?-I dunno.  I am Jewish.  I like burritos very much though.Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?-I drive on the highway, and park in a garage myself.Where do babies come from?- In my experience...drunken unprotected sex.  Thank god there are ways to get rid of them just as easily...Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?- Who is Carmen?  Is she hot?  I got a buddy pitching for the Padres...maybe we should hook them up.Will the Clippers ever win an NBA championship?-Uh...no.How could you be playing winning, serious poker at 17??  (bet you didnt think I would slip a serious one in there didja?)- Fake ID in the indian casinos in Arizona.  I was fortunate to win from the get go and never looked back...although I am sure the beginning was a lucky streak and not "winning poker".   I did sweat a very good player for about 15 sessions before I ever played a hand myself, so I did know what I was doing.  I am certain that I was playing a +EV game by the time I was 18...granted it was just 3/6 and 4/8 but had to start somewhere.In conclusion:    Testicles.  That is all.- I agree.  Testicles.
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Yes.  I am BPD.  That signature was part of a joke in mocking our moderator Micon's sig the other day...I just haven't changed it yet.  Any other questions?
Yes. Are you aware i'm not wearing any pants? Its so damn hot out today.
If that were actually you in your avatar, I would love to be aware of that.
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How did you come up with a name like Big Poppa Dump? Really, I'd like to know.
I originally signed up for NWP using my nickname that most people including NW know me by. Then I realized that I wanted to have some fun and talk some smack and give NW a hard time, so I decided to come up with a new name out of the blue.When I was a kid, my favorite wrestler was named Scott Steiner. Later, after many years of what must of been ridiculous amounts of steriods, he joined the WWF/WWE and became Big Poppa Pump. I just though it would be funny to be Big Poppa Dump...referring to BBP.Thats all.
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Dear FCP cunt scab,      We know what he said and would appreciate if you cease from coming to this website and contaminating it with your filthy ball sniffing limey fruit presence. FUCK OFF FAGGOT.Love chipcounter.
Thats one of the funniest things I have ever read. Neal you got owned man, hehehehehe
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Dear FCP cunt scab,      We know what he said and would appreciate if you cease from coming to this website and contaminating it with your filthy ball sniffing limey fruit presence. FUCK OFF FAGGOT.Love chipcounter.
Thats one of the funniest things I have ever read. Neal you got owned man, hehehehehe
With just the right touch of class.
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thanks for all the answers forman.I too am jewish....christians wont give me a straight answer on my burrito query.Carmen Sandiego was one of the original computer games....cant believe you never played it.

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Dear FCP cunt scab,      We know what he said and would appreciate if you cease from coming to this website and contaminating it with your filthy ball sniffing limey fruit presence. FUCK OFF FAGGOT.Love chipcounter.
Thats one of the funniest things I have ever read. Neal you got owned man, hehehehehe
With just the right touch of class.
lol i know, thats the best part, the "Dear" and the "Love" truely classic
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thanks for all the answers forman.I too am jewish....christians wont give me a straight answer on my burrito query.Carmen Sandiego was one of the original computer games....cant believe you never played it.
No problem.I mean...even if the burrito is too hot...is Jesus not capable of blowing on it or waiting until it cools off?? If I were Jesus and had my way...I'd just go to Baja Fresh...order up a Baja Burrito with steak...get some extra guac and add a little sour cream. But I am not Jesus...Yeah...now that you mention it...I have heard of Carmen Sandiego. Don't think I have ever played it though. I am also the same guy who outed himself the other day on NWP for having never played Grand Theft Auto...
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wsopd1neverwin.jpgGood Lord, this guy has to wear his SN on his hat AND shirt?? Maybe his mommy writes NEVERWIN on his undies in black magic makers too.Pick your PWN3D date, you've been served.
Thats him???? LMAO... tool
Not a tool. A.ssclown.
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Comes over to mock us yet puts a rakeback offer in his sig....  :roll:
First off...I didn't "come here" to mock you. I have been a member here since long before the NWP/FCP wars and my sig automatically goes under my posts. If you would like, I can remove it for you.Second, I am not mocking or insulting those who pose a legitimate and non-childish argument as to their thoughts on the match. If you think that DN has an edge and would like to discuss why that is...thats great. Unfortunately, the kiddies over here muck up the works and make the rest of you seem like a bunch of idolizing 3rd graders with the "naner naner booboo" posts. Now...if someone were to just talk smack on NW for his smack talking, or say that he should have more respect for DN, etc...then I wouldn't argue with that. But your reasons for why everyone thinks DN is a favorite in this match have little substance behind them. Put together a valid argument without a bunch of dancing smileys, and I'd be glad to listen.
I love how you mock us for being immature, when Neverwin himself has said that your forum is made up of people who enjoy the childish trash talk.
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Like this place is so different for the age group, aren't the bulk of the posters here in the 17-23 age group?
My daughter will be 17 in 5 years and I wasnt screwing at 5 years old so um no.
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Comes over to mock us yet puts a rakeback offer in his sig....  :roll:
First off...I didn't "come here" to mock you. I have been a member here since long before the NWP/FCP wars and my sig automatically goes under my posts. If you would like, I can remove it for you.Second, I am not mocking or insulting those who pose a legitimate and non-childish argument as to their thoughts on the match. If you think that DN has an edge and would like to discuss why that is...thats great. Unfortunately, the kiddies over here muck up the works and make the rest of you seem like a bunch of idolizing 3rd graders with the "naner naner booboo" posts. Now...if someone were to just talk smack on NW for his smack talking, or say that he should have more respect for DN, etc...then I wouldn't argue with that. But your reasons for why everyone thinks DN is a favorite in this match have little substance behind them. Put together a valid argument without a bunch of dancing smileys, and I'd be glad to listen.
I love how you mock us for being immature, when Neverwin himself has said that your forum is made up of people who enjoy the childish trash talk.
I am not stating anything about the mentality of the NWP forum. Yes...we do enjoy childish trash talk. I don't mean to group you all together, but you have to be kidding me if you can't admit that you have many 16ish year old kids that think DN is like ****ing Don Mattingly....and who literally throw around middle school insults. I don't ddoubt that there are many mature, intelligent posters here...but you have some pretty big tools here as well. You can't deny it...
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Neverwin himself has said that your forum is made up of people who enjoy the childish trash talkAnd you should believe everything he sais.     :roll:
Let me clarify. I was talking about Neverwin saying NWP is made up of people that enjoy childish trash talk, and rforman is calling us immature.
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DANEIL - GOOD LUCK AGAINST NEVERWIN I KNOW YOU WILL BEAT THIS LIETTLE INTERNET KID HE THINKS HES SO HOT BECAUSE THE ONLINE POKER SOFTWARE CHOSE HIM AS ONE OF THE WINNERS.   HE DOESNT REALIZE THAT PROS LIKE U AND ME ARE BETER AND THAT YOUR GOING TO BEAT HIM BADLY SCORE 1 FOR THE PROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS IF U LOSE THEN POKER IS RIGGED
Pros like you and me....LOL. I guess you'll always have teaching an English class to fall back on if this poker pro thing doesn't work out. But if you are a pro just like Daniel...I am sure you'll be just fine....
I'm going to go out on a limb here and add a (sw) to Pro's post.
He may have typed in all caps, and he may not be a pro, but he did use the correct English. Nice try though...
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I am not stating anything about the mentality of the NWP forum.  Yes...we do enjoy childish trash talk.  I don't mean to group you all together, but you have to be kidding me if you can't admit that you have many 16ish year old kids that think DN is like censored Don Mattingly....and who literally throw around middle school insults.  I don't ddoubt that  there are many mature, intelligent posters here...but you have some pretty big tools here as well.  You can't deny it...
<--- Enjoys childish trash talk<--- Loves the middle school insults (especially when they are in picture format)<--- have been known to provide a mature/intelligent comment once in awhile as a rare nugget to keep people on their toeshuh huh, u said big tools, huh huh :club:
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Comes over to mock us yet puts a rakeback offer in his sig....  :roll:
First off...I didn't "come here" to mock you. I have been a member here since long before the NWP/FCP wars and my sig automatically goes under my posts. If you would like, I can remove it for you.Second, I am not mocking or insulting those who pose a legitimate and non-childish argument as to their thoughts on the match. If you think that DN has an edge and would like to discuss why that is...thats great. Unfortunately, the kiddies over here muck up the works and make the rest of you seem like a bunch of idolizing 3rd graders with the "naner naner booboo" posts. Now...if someone were to just talk smack on NW for his smack talking, or say that he should have more respect for DN, etc...then I wouldn't argue with that. But your reasons for why everyone thinks DN is a favorite in this match have little substance behind them. Put together a valid argument without a bunch of dancing smileys, and I'd be glad to listen.
I love how you mock us for being immature, when Neverwin himself has said that your forum is made up of people who enjoy the childish trash talk.
I am not stating anything about the mentality of the NWP forum. Yes...we do enjoy childish trash talk. I don't mean to group you all together, but you have to be kidding me if you can't admit that you have many 16ish year old kids that think DN is like censored Don Mattingly....and who literally throw around middle school insults. I don't ddoubt that there are many mature, intelligent posters here...but you have some pretty big tools here as well. You can't deny it...
No, I can't. So.... what's your point? If your forum is no better, then what are you talking about? You're saying one type of immaturity is ok, but another is not? I really don't see where you're coming from. Oh, and you couldn't find a better athlete than Don Mattingly to compare DN to?
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Like this place is so different for the age group, aren't the bulk of the posters here in the 17-23 age group?
My daughter will be 17 in 5 years and I wasnt screwing at 5 years old so um no.
You weren't screwing at 5? That's lame dude. waht a prude.
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DANEIL - GOOD LUCK AGAINST NEVERWIN I KNOW YOU WILL BEAT THIS LIETTLE INTERNET KID HE THINKS HES SO HOT BECAUSE THE ONLINE POKER SOFTWARE CHOSE HIM AS ONE OF THE WINNERS.   HE DOESNT REALIZE THAT PROS LIKE U AND ME ARE BETER AND THAT YOUR GOING TO BEAT HIM BADLY SCORE 1 FOR THE PROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PS IF U LOSE THEN POKER IS RIGGED
Pros like you and me....LOL. I guess you'll always have teaching an English class to fall back on if this poker pro thing doesn't work out. But if you are a pro just like Daniel...I am sure you'll be just fine....
I'm going to go out on a limb here and add a (sw) to Pro's post.
He may have typed in all caps, and he may not be a pro, but he did use the correct English. Nice try though...
Oh really...did he actually use PROPER english?? Lets see...he misspells Daniel. Never uses any punctuation, like maybe a period for example. Little is spelled little. And its pros like you and I, no pros like you and me. GG
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