jfmclean 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 haha, i like your style.. you sound like a closet poker dreamer too.... dont fight it, join our side!! Link to post Share on other sites
dmb41 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Now when me and my wife are doing *it* I replay all of my poorly played poker hands instead of thinking about baseball. I last for hours now! Link to post Share on other sites
BaneTheBastard 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 You're doing laundry and keep saying "I'm Folding." Lol, horrible I know.Terrible LOL! Havent had to pull this out in awhile, but this is cause for drastic measures ...Is your post spose to be ironic because it applies to itself? Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 haha, i like your style.. you sound like a closet poker dreamer too.... dont fight it, join our side!!nope, but I did wake up one time when my alarm clock was going off, reached over and smacked the snooze button on the alarm clock and yelled "CHECK!" outloud. My wife unplugged the PC for 2 day Now when me and my wife are doing *it* I replay all of my poorly played poker hands instead of thinking about baseball. I last for hours now! *speechless :shock: * Link to post Share on other sites
BETNFOOL 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Now when me and my wife are doing *it* I replay all of my poorly played poker hands instead of thinking about baseball. I last for hours now!when me and my wife are doing it and she say's more more more... and i say thats it "i'm all in" Link to post Share on other sites
majorleag 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Now when me and my wife are doing *it* I replay all of my poorly played poker hands instead of thinking about baseball. I last for hours now!when me and my wife are doing it and she say's more more more... and i say thats it "i'm all in" :oops: That's the best! Great one to end my day on! Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I got pulled over for running a red light.Cop - Do you know why I pulled you over?ME - No, sir.Cop - You ran through that light back there on Main St.ME - I was just following traffic!Cop - I don't care, I'll have to write you a ticket.ME - But Sir, I was pot comitted and I felt it!Cop - Your lucky, you just caught a one outer. Have a nice day. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 You're doing laundry and keep saying "I'm Folding." Lol, horrible I know.Terrible LOL! Havent had to pull this out in awhile, but this is cause for drastic measures ...I feel honored.You start making up terms for hands you lost. Guy hits his flush on the river "Man, I just got buttflushed." Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you try to get your wife frisky, and she says she just don't want to play with your small pair out of position.And you know what she's talking about.Then you might have been married too long, too. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 this happens to me when playing live...my hand starts to hurt from shuffling my chips constantly...that is my tell tale sign I've been playing too long....err shuffling...you get my drift.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
quickstilz 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you ask yourself if you have been playing too much poker. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 one time after playing for about 16 hrs straight, i was watching some tv (law & order i think) and there were two guys and two chics on the screen and i thought "hey they've got two pair" then another guy walks into the room and i notice they boated up...the worst part is that somehow i knew they had outdrawn me...went promptly to bed... Link to post Share on other sites
devilsslide 0 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I saw a restaurant called "Ace Queen Suited." Then I looked again and saw it was A.Q.'s Subs. Too much SSHE Link to post Share on other sites
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