SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Anyone remember Rondo, the drink? I'm going back 30 years here. You young punks won't know what the f*** I'm talkin bout.Better than Dew.sorry gramps.Your avatar reminds me of the 80's hit censored! classic flic. "I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous censored I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweat and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open."TC was the manMan that movie would have been a lot better with a solid dose of Shue boobies! Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 he had to use the " let me just put the tip in" to get my g/f to give me some play..wait,,,,,that was last week,,,,i still owe her 30 bucks, and by g/f i mean the guy up the street...... Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 he had to use the " let me just put the tip in" to get my g/f to give me some play..wait,,,,,that was last week,,,,i still owe her 30 bucks, and by g/f i mean the guy up the street......That was you?. you asked if i wanted to see a magic trick u sick bastard Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 he had to use the " let me just put the tip in" to get my g/f to give me some play..wait,,,,,that was last week,,,,i still owe her 30 bucks, and by g/f i mean the guy up the street......That was you?. you asked if i wanted to see a magic trick u sick censoredwell you got your trick , the magic part was watching me dissappear once i got minezzzzzz ...... Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most receptive , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good"..... Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 On a side note, my nintendo still works along with the 30+ games Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most reciving , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good".....Are you by any chance referring to the "we gotta go" girl? That one guy on Last Comic Standing did some stand up about the "we gotta go" girl in every group and it's pretty funny stuff. That guy was funny, anybody know who I'm talking about? Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most receptive , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good".....Ohh man! i hear that.. yup Dolf is right. its the "we gotta go girl".. the same girl who gives you the eyes that say./ "theres no way in hell your taking her home".and on another side note., u ever notice that some hot chicks have really ugly best friends, almost as if they are making themselves better looking by hanging out with gargoyles Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most reciving , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good".....Are you by any chance referring to the "we gotta go" girl? That one guy on Last Comic Standing did some stand up about the "we gotta go" girl in every group and it's pretty funny stuff. That guy was funny, anybody know who I'm talking about?no, i didnt see that, but im sure its the same kind of crap lol.. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most receptive , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good".....Ohh man! i hear that.. yup Dolf is right. its the "we gotta go girl".. the same girl who gives you the eyes that say./ "theres no way in hell your taking her home".and on another side note., u ever notice that some hot chicks have really ugly best friends, almost as if they are making themselves better looking by hanging out with gargoylesMan that cracked me up. There's a theory that you actually can bag the hot chick if you get in good with her ugly friends. But beware, because as you say it may all be a facade and when you have her isolated from the gargoyles she may lose some of her luster. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most receptive , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good".....Ohh man! i hear that.. yup Dolf is right. its the "we gotta go girl".. the same girl who gives you the eyes that say./ "theres no way in hell your taking her home".and on another side note., u ever notice that some hot chicks have really ugly best friends, almost as if they are making themselves better looking by hanging out with gargoylesThat's the bull dyke that is in love with her. Link to post Share on other sites
Oziumrules 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 You guys are youngins.....Nintendo 64?How about Atari 2600IntellivisionColecovision Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 John Heffron: "In every group of women, fellas, ther's one girl I like to call the 'we gotta go' girl. The 'we gotta go' girl is the one you need to be boozing up all night. The 'we gotta go' girl is the gate keeper." and when they have that pow wow in the bathroom to determine if you get laid or not, it is her voice that's gonna count."John Heffron is the name...there's a lot more to this bit but this is all I could find. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most receptive , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good".....Ohh man! i hear that.. yup Dolf is right. its the "we gotta go girl".. the same girl who gives you the eyes that say./ "theres no way in hell your taking her home".and on another side note., u ever notice that some hot chicks have really ugly best friends, almost as if they are making themselves better looking by hanging out with gargoylesMan that cracked me up. There's a theory that you actually can bag the hot chick if you get in good with her ugly friends. But beware, because as you say it may all be a facade and when you have her isolated from the gargoyles she may lose some of her luster.Ohh. way ahead of you my friend. This is simply a mirage.!! Never should this be attempted unless you have complete confidence that the girl your aiming for is within your playing field.The negative side effects result in ugly friend falling for you, and telling hot friend, "i want him". and hot friend has no choice but to stand down.dear god., its worse then a plague Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 What the heck man, doesn't anyone here use a wingman? This is a primary wingman job!Ray Link to post Share on other sites
sniper 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 TC was the man Many have said I look like a young TC. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 You guys are youngins.....Nintendo 64?How about Atari 2600IntellivisionColecovisionPongLifeMonopoly Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 TC was the man Many have said I look like a young TC.yeah, t.c was cool ,, he always gave magnum a hard time about using the helicopter, but let him use it anyway... Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 What the heck man, doesn't anyone here use a wingman? This is a primary wingman job!Rayyaaa., but usually my wingman has either A- left by that time or B- commenced puking Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 TC was the man Many have said I look like a young TC.baaahahahaha!! Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 yaaa., but usually my wingman has either A- left by that time or B- commenced pukingI'm usually puking so I'd make a great wingman. Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Many have said I look like a young TC.Man that crooked smile and hook nose are priceless. Link to post Share on other sites
dublin 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's or early 90's IF.....1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE ".3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-air" ...and can do the "Carlton".4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom8. Two words: Hammer Pants9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock".11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (Woo ooh!)12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen... and still know the turtle's names.16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.19. L.A. Gear....need I say more20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. (She's truly outrageous.)21. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books.22. You know the profound meaning of WAX ON, WAX OFF"23. You wanted to be a Goonie, and still do . . .24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us... head-to-toe)25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the school-yard.28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts..32. You thought she-rah (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.45. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do...getting yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family)47. You remember boom boxes... and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.48. You remember watching both "Gremlins"movies.49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!""51. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB".54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell ", the ORIGINAL class.55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.56. You just sang those words to yourself.57. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.61. You still sing "We are the World"62. You tight rolled your jeans.64. You remember "Where's the Beef?65. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?"66. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.67. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!!! Link to post Share on other sites
sniper 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Man that crooked smile and hook nose are priceless.That's from being punched out by Elizabeth Shue.She's got great jugs, eh? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Let me shed some light on the ugly girl/hot chick situation. We often go out with our less than stellar friends because, frankly, they don't get invited out much and we would like for them to get out and have a good time and, hopefully, find a nice guy they can have fun with too.Many times, the ugly girl hasn't been in situations with guys very often and doesn't know how to relax and just be cool. Therefore, when she gets bored or tired of being ignored and is ready to go, we have to go. No matter how much we want to stay and find out what the inside of your mouth really tastes like we have an obligation to our friend first and foremost.This is why a wingman is essential. A good wingman should be able to occupy our friends attention until we are actually tasting the inside of your mouth.Comprehend? Link to post Share on other sites
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