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Can I nominate my g/f?? I've just been a very happy guy that she deals with me and my poker, and actually shows interest when I teach her to play!pokerjodi.jpgpokerjodi2.jpg 8)
She's pretty cute for a 14 year old.
She'll be 23 in May.
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Can I nominate my g/f??  I've just been a very happy guy that she deals with me and my poker, and actually shows interest when I teach her to play!pokerjodi.jpgpokerjodi2.jpg 8)
She's pretty cute for a 14 year old.
She'll be 23 in May.
`I'd do her in the mouth
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wheres the cyndy violette love, how disrespectful
no hippies can be nominated
thats censored, where are the rules to this game lol. In all reality anna benson is the hottest poker player out there :club:
you know we should make this the hottest female professional poker player in which case i would just say my avatar... :shock:
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wheres the cyndy violette love, how disrespectful
no hippies can be nominated
thats censored, where are the rules to this game lol. In all reality anna benson is the hottest poker player out there :D
you know we should make this the hottest female professional poker player in which case i would just say my avatar... :shock:
I see you have followed me into general. :club:
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Chantel is nice but what the F is with her always wearing that damn trucker hat?HELLLOO?!? Ashton Kutcher from 2004 called. He wants his style back!

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Geezus fucking Christ.Lmfao.Annie duke is not the hottest professional female in my opinion. But she is not ugly by any means. Personally I would choose Jennifer as alot would. Although I dont think Jennifer tilly is attractive at all.
yeah your right she is really ****ing ugly!!!
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McNulty wins because when I first saw her name, it immediately reminded me of the words "salty" and "nuts" combined.The image came to my mind that she was using my nuts, after a hard morning workout, to dust a particularly large corn on the cob with salt.I imagined that she mistakenly grabs my trouser snake and begins that typewriter-like nibble movement one does when eating corn on the cob.She, more than just drawing blood, which may have been forgivable, actually tore the flesh from my member from top to bottom, exposing the veiny, sushi textured base-cells underneath.This enraged me, obviously, so I punched her square in the mouth, giving no quarter, striking with admirable technique and quality follow through.She fell back, listless, her eyes searching the top of her brain for something unknown, leaving only the whites exposed.As she lay there, breathing shallow, I noticed how accurate the cliché about a gapped grill looking like a crossword puzzle is.I rummage the room for a pen, and finding one attempt to write on her face and teeth. The pen is not sufficient though, as her sweat and the film on her teeth prove too moist and slick a surface for the ink to catch.Of course I left for Wal-Mart (securing Chantel in event she awoke and used her bloody mouth to call for help), in search of a more suitable and reliable marker with which to write on human face and teeth. After a short argument with the Wal-Mart cashier, part of which involved him telling me to eat a ****, eliciting more than a little ironical laughter from me, I returned with a Sharpie "tooth and face" marker. I was pleasantly surprised and slightly disturbed that Sharpie made such a product.I found Chantel where I left her and proceeded to write, "Across 1: A black band worn, as on the sleeve, as a sign of mourning" on her face. I left the teeth blank for the police to figure out.That is why Chantel McNulty is the winner.

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didnt shannon elizabeth play in the wsop, shes gotta be one of the hottest
I think it's safe to close the thread now. I'd **** her.
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