Guest XXEddie Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 FUKNRIVRDAMRIVERRIVRH8TRACESH8MEIH8ACESLUCKYRVRAASUITEDFISHRULEIAMAFISHIAM+EV72-ALLINALLIN-AA78SUITEDRERAISE2PR>TRPS--Probably wont work but its suppose to say 2 pair beats tripsAALIMPINSOOOOTED(I saw SOOOTED, but not SOOOOTED, jk, this aint mine)BADBEATSGOODBEATLOWBALL8ORBETTREIGHTLOWSTUD8NCHFINALTBLCHIPRACEIHATEAAHATEACESDUMBFISHROUNDERROUNDERSNUTSRULE-maybe not this onePLUS EVMINUS EVQQCALLMEILVQUENSILLRAISEONEOUTER72FOLDEM72HOLDEMK3PINCH23457OFFNVRBLUFFFOLDTOMECALLME Link to post Share on other sites
Municipal Hare 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 STRAIGHTLittle insecure, are we? Link to post Share on other sites
case ace 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 GO ALL INMississippi?..fourking-ace-hole Link to post Share on other sites
goose 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 RIVEREDUPOTCMMTDTEDDYKGB3PAIRSMISDEALILLREBUYACESFULLONTILT Link to post Share on other sites
SilentSnow 1 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 BLUFNFULEFENFISHRIVRDAGNRIGGDRVRK3 TAKSITRAKINITNRAKEITINILLTILTULIV4POKRDNKYSDRWSLOWROLLTHTSPOKR Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 GO ALL INMississippi?..fourking-ace-hole4K AHOLEi love it, give this guy the trophy Link to post Share on other sites
Municipal Hare 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 The following are damn good: 4TABLING SOOOTED JOPKE AKQJT 5TH ST RERAISE. . .MINUS EVMy adds:BIG BLINDCHQRAZORCRAACKED *MORE OUTSPOSITIONDOORCARDPOT PUSHR ^MR NGUYENNLHE BBQSTFU DEALFLOOOOORON A DRAWWEAKLEADOVERBETTBL IMAGEI COLLUDETRNYDONKSTAKE MECOLDDECKBUST OUTOH GUSNH SW* For the suits you might have little stickers to the bottom-right of each A, assuming that's legal.^ If only to see how many times you'd get pulled over. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 * For the suits you might have little stickers to the bottom-right of each A, assuming that's legal.^ If only to see how many times you'd get pulled over."Sir, I pulled you over because you have stickers on your license plate which is illegal""Sorry, Sir, im just trying to have a poker license plate""Well, you cant have those stickers on the license plate""Then how am I suppose to have a cool poker license plate""If you cant have a poker license plate without those stickers then it looks like you cant have one""Well, whats the point of having a license plate if it doesnt have anything to do with poker""Step out of the vehicle sir""I raise"-turns the car on"Sir, do I need to call for backup""...I fold"-gets out of car Link to post Share on other sites
Municipal Hare 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 XXEddie, I see you've misconstrued my footnotes for pure comedic advantage.As a consequence you will be blinded off for 40 minutes while reformed serial killer TJ Cloutier tries to lodge as many dismembered body parts and World Series of Poker bracelets in your anus as time, space, and quantum physics will allow. Jewel's "Who Will Save Your Soul" will be played on a loop for the entire duration.Yousonofabitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 XXEddie, I see you've misconstrued my footnotes for pure comedic advantage.As a consequence you will be blinded off for 40 minutes while reformed serial killer TJ Cloutier tries to lodge as many dismembered body parts and World Series of Poker bracelets in your anus as time, space, and quantum physics will allow. Jewel's "Who Will Save Your Soul" will be played on a loop for the entire duration.Yousonofabitch.Bored? Link to post Share on other sites
Municipal Hare 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Bored?Clearly. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Lol. I liked the sticker conversation. Was that made up on cue or did you think about it before you wrote it? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Lol.  I liked the sticker conversation.  Was that made up  on cue or did you think about it before you wrote it?combothe first 4 or 5 lines kinda just came instantly, I had to rethink/rewrite the last ones Link to post Share on other sites
ckbandit 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I didn't read through, so these may have been mentioned.1.41POINT4PLKWRTHYRKSNRNGSDEEPDISHHOTWIREONPOINTTRBOSHPR-Antoniohttp://www.magicantonio.com/rocks-n-rings.php Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 chkndrk Link to post Share on other sites
dsm_rsx 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 DEEZNUTS IBDANUTS Link to post Share on other sites
Ramocita 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 A O'SPADESSNARKERLUV RAGSACE HIGHSANDBAGSHRT STAKSMOOTH CLSPLSH POTSTACKEDDUECE 2-7RAZZ MECHOP ITFLUSH MECRAKD AA'SCRKD ACESDRW'N DEAD Link to post Share on other sites
PT0077 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 PWNEDCHKRZDONKEYAAVSKKSUUITD Link to post Share on other sites
jsbabe 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 * For the suits you might have little stickers to the bottom-right of each A, assuming that's legal.^ If only to see how many times you'd get pulled over."Sir, I pulled you over because you have stickers on your license plate which is illegal""Sorry, Sir, im just trying to have a poker license plate""Well, you cant have those stickers on the license plate""Then how am I suppose to have a cool poker license plate""If you cant have a poker license plate without those stickers then it looks like you cant have one""Well, whats the point of having a license plate if it doesnt have anything to do with poker""Step out of the vehicle sir""I raise"-turns the car on"Sir, do I need to call for backup""...I fold"-gets out of car That is too funny! Oh and I love Hare's reply to you. I will recap for those of you who missed it . . .XXEddie, I see you've misconstrued my footnotes for pure comedic advantage.As a consequence you will be blinded off for 40 minutes while reformed serial killer TJ Cloutier tries to lodge as many dismembered body parts and World Series of Poker bracelets in your anus as time, space, and quantum physics will allow. Jewel's "Who Will Save Your Soul" will be played on a loop for the entire duration.Yousonofabitch. lmao :colors: Here are some more ideas from yours truly . . . . I will also add in the ones I have already thought of (for your personal viewing pleasure . . . GAMEFACEJUSTFOLDGOTNUTSGOTNUTZGETCHIPSBIG BETSBIG BETRIN4THE$IMN4THE$SHOWME$WINNINGWINNERPLAYERDEALMEINALLNPIMPZEROTILTDOUGHBOYFLIPFLOPFISHINGHEADS UPJACKPOTLETSPLAYHIKICKERMADEHANDGOODGAMEBESTGAMETHE GAMENOLIMITSZEROBLUFFSHOWDOWNSLOWPLAYALLN24/7PLAY24/7SUITSME Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 So when is the OP going to pick a winner? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 BTW, no one in LA can get the JOPKE one ..Im reserving it in a weekYou have to figure out where Helmuth lives (SoCal somewhere I think) and park in front of his house all the time...this is my only wish. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 So when is the OP going to pick a winner?When I see one that I like which is not already taken or wouldnot be judged by the license people as obsecene (ie. any of the suggestions with nuts in them...lol)and I order the plates.Actually, I thought I had a winner on day one with the AKQJ10plate, but as it turned out that, too, was taken.There are a few possibilities that I'm gonna check on at the license place today though, so I will let you know.Thanks for all the replies. I knew there were a lot of creative people around this place. Link to post Share on other sites
nealdo17 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 FELTEDUFELTEDVIGFOLDRVIG FOLDMUCK ITBEST FOLDFOLD NOWNVR FOLDDONKLVRSTR8 BLUFBLUFFIN72OFFSTR8 FLSHSorry if someone has already posted any of these Link to post Share on other sites
nealdo17 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 MADEUMUKMADEUFLDUWILFOLDACESUPACES FULLACESOVRBTRQUADSOUT KICKDFLOPD ITROUNDINGGRINDINDONTBLUFNEVRBLUFJHIGHJKOFFMIKE HAWK - lolRVR BOATAAVSKKCOINFLIPOVERPAIRTOP QUADSTOP SETTPTKNB DONKEASY FOLDTUFF CALLTUFF FOLDNVRFELTDREBUYNVRBUBLE - if your a tourney playerPLAY2WINI EARNEARNINGSSHE SUX - If you hate Sklansky or limit (I know its a good foundation for NLHE as well, no flames)FCPEARNSYDIDUFLDYDIDUCALYDIDUBETSLOWROLLSRYULOSEPOT ODDSVALUBETCHKRAISEOnce again, if some of these have been used obviosuly the first poster gets it. Link to post Share on other sites
nealdo17 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 2FLUSHES Link to post Share on other sites
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