Fphillips 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Why are divorces so expensive?THEY'RE WORTH IT!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
case ace 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 well i wish you the best.you may want to keep 2 books of your winnings now.a real book and a 'take to court' bookPre-nup, baby.3/6, 5/10 and prenup? you don't need your poker money, huh?PS. Good luck. For women, go to the mIddle east (in Cambridge,MA?) if it still exists. full of artist-writer-types. seems right up your alley Link to post Share on other sites
guinevar 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Sorry to hear about your divorce, Smash. Hope it goes as well as it can. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 i didnt think it would be possible for a romance novel writer to get divorcedglad its amicable and hope it all works out Link to post Share on other sites
rog 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Sorry to hear it didn't work out. I've been amicably separated for almost a year and it aint always easy. Link to post Share on other sites
rog 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Oh, and for the guy who asked, "Littlest Hobo" was a bad Canadian television show about a dog who wandered from town to town helping people out. Think ABC after school special and you'll pretty much get the production values. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Sometimes the lights are shining on meOther times I can barely seeLately it occurs to meWhat a long strange trip its been.... Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Went through it two years ago. It actually crushed me. So then I decided to try this poker thing. First game I ever play of hold em, my buddy brings me to a 4 8 game. Nice friend huh? I only watched on tv. Only lost $130 bucks. In hindsight, not too bad. Anyway, back to women. Strange will temporarily ease ANY pain you may have from this. Hitting some strange is the best. Find a girl that looks just like her, and when she isn't paying attention, take an extra long stroke, and put it back in the wrong hole.Then say oops, sorry (insert your ex's name here) even though the girl will be ticked off, it will make you giggle. Trust me.This post doesn't begin to reach the depths of my disturbed mentality.Ok, so I'm definitely doing this tonight. Is it cool if afterwards I tell her 'you've been Mexicoed'? You know, I want to give credit where credit is due... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Absolutely.Love the signature. That was awesome. I love that guy. He's one guy I wouldn't mind losing too as long as a got to play with him. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Went through it two years ago. It actually crushed me. So then I decided to try this poker thing. First game I ever play of hold em, my buddy brings me to a 4 8 game. Nice friend huh? I only watched on tv. Only lost $130 bucks. In hindsight, not too bad. Anyway, back to women. Strange will temporarily ease ANY pain you may have from this. Hitting some strange is the best. Find a girl that looks just like her, and when she isn't paying attention, take an extra long stroke, and put it back in the wrong hole.Then say oops, sorry (insert your ex's name here) even though the girl will be ticked off, it will make you giggle. Trust me.This post doesn't begin to reach the depths of my disturbed mentality.Did you ever know that your my hero? Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Absolutely.Love the signature. That was awesome. I love that guy. He's one guy I wouldn't mind losing too as long as a got to play with him.Yeah, that is my all time favorite moment in televised poker. Marcel is the man. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Oh, and for the guy who asked, "Littlest Hobo" was a bad Canadian television show about a dog who wandered from town to town helping people out. Think ABC after school special and you'll pretty much get the production values.hey!!.. it wasnt all bad., all that dog wanted was to be loved.,I cried after every episode :cry: Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Hey Smash, I hope it goes well. As well, that perhaps your future relationship endaevors will follow longer onto the road of "eternal happiness" Link to post Share on other sites
Canada 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 When did you get married Smash - not being rude at a tough time, but I always thought you were living in sin. (Can you call it 'living in sin' if you're an atheist?)I'm assuming by 'She's doing well' you're referring to her recent health.That at least is good news...Stay good (women are locked up - thanks for the warning!) Link to post Share on other sites
BeanGW 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Smash: Sorry to hear about the divorce. If you're ever in DC, we'll go pick up some pluckworthies, Magic Antonio style. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
case ace 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 P.S. Smash with what you do for a living, you should be able to get more a.ss than a toilet seat. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 P.S. Smash with what you do for a living, you should be able to get more a.ss than a toilet seat.He writes romance novels. Link to post Share on other sites
case ace 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 P.S. Smash with what you do for a living, you should be able to get more a.ss than a toilet seat.He writes romance novels. that's what i'm saying. How can he not be the Don Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Went through it two years ago. It actually crushed me. So then I decided to try this poker thing. First game I ever play of hold em, my buddy brings me to a 4 8 game. Nice friend huh? I only watched on tv. Only lost $130 bucks. In hindsight, not too bad. Anyway, back to women. Strange will temporarily ease ANY pain you may have from this. Hitting some strange is the best. Find a girl that looks just like her, and when she isn't paying attention, take an extra long stroke, and put it back in the wrong hole.Then say oops, sorry (insert your ex's name here) even though the girl will be ticked off, it will make you giggle. Trust me.This post doesn't begin to reach the depths of my disturbed mentality.I think I'm in love. Seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
mcpickl 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 well i wish you the best.you may want to keep 2 books of your winnings now.a real book and a 'take to court' bookPre-nup, baby.3/6, 5/10 and prenup? you don't need your poker money, huh?PS. Good luck. For women, go to the mIddle east (in Cambridge,MA?) if it still exists. full of artist-writer-types. seems right up your alleyoh it still exists, i spend many a weekend there. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 P.S. Smash with what you do for a living, you should be able to get more a.ss than a toilet seat.He writes romance novels. that's what i'm saying. How can he not be the DonSorry, I totally misread your post. Yes, he should have no trouble in his future sexual endeavors. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Good luck, Smash.At least next year there's no reason not to go kill the side games at the WSOP... Link to post Share on other sites
Meatwad 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 well i wish you the best.you may want to keep 2 books of your winnings now.a real book and a 'take to court' bookPre-nup, baby.She took a bad beat. Link to post Share on other sites
elkang 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 thanks for sharing... who needs a blog when you have FCP?hope you quickly settle into single life. this is pretty easy in the poker world.will you be in LA (or the Bike) this month? Link to post Share on other sites
macphec 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Oh, and for the guy who asked, "Littlest Hobo" was a bad Canadian television show about a dog who wandered from town to town helping people out. Think ABC after school special and you'll pretty much get the production values.hey!!.. it wasnt all bad., all that dog wanted was to be loved.,I cried after every episode :cry:Remeber the one where the kids took the bad canned ham on their camping trip and the littliest hobo had to go find their sick ass.es? That was my favorite one. Link to post Share on other sites
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