Socrates 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Gus: Wow, you're right, your nuts are small, especially the left oneAntonio: I wonder what the hooker is going to think when he has them in his mouth later? Link to post Share on other sites
Municipal Hare 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Gus: "It's all about the math."Antonio: "Huh?"This made me laugh the hardest for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites
longdistance 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Gus: "I hate to be the one to tell you this dude, but that yellow shirt just isn't working"Antonio: "Word?...damn" Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Gus: I wonder if any donkey's will ever caption a still frame of us standing here.Antonio: I don't know, but I fuck shorn sheep.Gus: ...Antonio: I'm mildy retarded.Gus: ...Antonio: Can I try to stretch my urethra over your lovely head?Gus: ...Antonio: Rocks n' rings, 1.4, magic, chip tricks, homosexual.Gus: ...Antonio: ... Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Gus: You dated Shannon Elizabeth for a whole month?Antonio: Yeah, it was the greatest month of my life. Then I ran out of rufies. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Antonio: "Gus, I'll blow you for a buyin into that live game over there."Gus: 'Are you kidding? I have to blow Doyle for a buyin into the games I play in now." Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Antonio: Â "Gus, I'll blow you for a buyin into that live game over there."Gus: Â 'Are you kidding? Â I have to blow Doyle for a buyin into the games I play in now."best one yet! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Antonio: Gus, can I please kiss you on the mouth? Please just let me kiss you.Gus: Antonio, what's wrong with you?Antonio: Do you wanna kiss me?Yes, stolen from Boogie Nights. Sue me. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Antonio: Is that dismembered hand still floating behind me?Gus: Yeah, man. It is.Antonio: Wierd. Link to post Share on other sites
Regnilsnug 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Antonio: Â Is that dismembered hand still floating behind me?Gus: Â Yeah, man. Â It is.Antonio: Â Wierd.That one made me lol and caused my whole family to stare at me. Link to post Share on other sites
bubbles 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 First date endings can be soooo awkward! Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Antonio: Â Is that dismembered hand still floating behind me?Gus: Â Yeah, man. Â It is.Antonio: Â Wierd.Had to wipe the spit off my monitor, pure comedy Link to post Share on other sites
THE_ANDYAA 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Chorus: Can you feel the love tonight! Link to post Share on other sites
DontDisturb 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Gus: How would you like to eat a Danish for dinner? Link to post Share on other sites
PestoSauce 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Antonio: "Gus, uh, you got a little fudge pack right on your, uh, cheek there..." Link to post Share on other sites
jack24bauer24 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Antonio "You complete me"Gus "Shut up..just shut up, you had me at hello" Link to post Share on other sites
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