econ_tim 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Yeah, everyone out there who wants to have a threesome with 18 year old cheerleaders is a pedophile! Those people disgust me. If anyone comes across any pictures of such an event taking place send them to me and I will try to prosecute to the full extent of the law. (please send as many as possible, and not just cheerleaders, but nurses, flight attendants, schoolgirls....)I know a lot of 18 year old nurses and flight attendants :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
Vertigo 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 2 cheerleaders in high school.Nobody here is upset that this guy is proud of having sex with a minor (if this is at all true)? Pedophile.Maybe he was in school too? Maybe he was only 16? Possibility... Link to post Share on other sites
lrlslo 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Yeah, everyone out there who wants to have a threesome with 18 year old cheerleaders is a pedophile! Those people disgust me. If anyone comes across any pictures of such an event taking place send them to me and I will try to prosecute to the full extent of the law. (please send as many as possible, and not just cheerleaders, but nurses, flight attendants, schoolgirls....)I know a lot of 18 year old nurses and flight attendants :roll:If you didn't notice I was refering to nude pictures of women posing in such outfits, possibly just a costume. But you're right, I'm sure no 18 year old has ever posed nude in such an outfit, how stupid of me. Thanks for pointing this out, especially with the little eye rolling guy (which really made your point). Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Nobody here is upset that this guy is proud of having sex with a minor (if this is at all true)? Pedophile.1. It was not sex with a minor, it was sex with two minors. Technically, you are supposed to add their ages together, so even if they were both 14 it's still fine, seeing as their cumulative age is 28.2. If by "upset", you mean "jealous", then yes I am upset.3. I would give my left nut to have a story like that. Not that I believe the OP, because if it really happened he would give details. And pictures. And phone numbers. And rufies...what? Link to post Share on other sites
mplv 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 my buddy picked up a hooker at the wynn playing 5-10 nl the other day, does that count Link to post Share on other sites
grittybones 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 holy shit, that's the funniest thing i've ever seen on this forum. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted July 3, 2005 Author Share Posted July 3, 2005 Somehow, I believe the whole point of he original post was to point out a threesome with two cheerleaders. woo hoo for you. My only question is, how good looking were those male cheerleaders? Were you at the bottom of top of the pyramid?They were hermaphrodites. I find it offensive to hermaphroditus that you call them 'male'.As to the question of underage, yes, they were 17.But I was 4 so I can't be prosecuted. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 They were hermaphrodites. I find it offensive to hermaphroditus that you call them 'male'.As to the question of underage, yes, they were 17.But I was 40 so I can be prosecuted.Fixed. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 They were hermaphrodites. I find it offensive to hermaphroditus that you call them 'male'.As to the question of underage, yes, they were 17.But I was 40 so I can be prosecuted.Fixed.[/b]ZING Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted July 3, 2005 Author Share Posted July 3, 2005 They were hermaphrodites. I find it offensive to hermaphroditus that you call them 'male'.As to the question of underage, yes, they were 17.But I was 40 so I can be prosecuted.Fixed.Sweet, I'll still be able to pull them in 12 years. Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Use the force and you will never have a problem with getting laid Link to post Share on other sites
RTB56 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 POKER....hell I don't even Know her........lol.......i amuse myself Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Use the force and you will never have a problem with getting laidImpressive.....Most Impressive. Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 while teaching my gf the basics of poker, i intentionally left out the section on check-raising. we got a heads up game going with the prize of dinner and dancing for her or the rendering of services for me. I felt bad after check-raising her on the river a few times and crushing her. i didnt feel so bad about 15 minutes later. ok, it was more like 3 minutes later, but who's counting. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 while teaching my gf the basics of poker, i intentionally left out the section on check-raising. we got a heads up game going with the prize of dinner and dancing for her or the rendering of services for me. I felt bad after check-raising her on the river a few times and crushing her. i didnt feel so bad about 15 minutes later. ok, it was more like 3 minutes later, but who's counting.lol on all accounts. Self deprecation rules. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Use the force and you will never have a problem with getting laidLike you would have a problem getting laid any time you want. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:BTW Please bring back your picture! Link to post Share on other sites
Kappa1873 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Use the force and you will never have a problem with getting laidLike you would have a problem getting laid any time you want. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:BTW Please bring back your picture!I find it hilarious that everytime Marion posts, someone inevitably makes a shameless pass at her...By the way Marion, I would never do something that despicable to win your affections.(and for the less intelligent, hopefully simply younger readers:the irony of this post is intentional.) Link to post Share on other sites
ford0067 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 hey, they could of been seniors in high school = 18Or, ya know, a pedophile.Yeah, everyone out there who wants to have a threesome with 18 year old cheerleaders is a pedophile! Those people disgust me. If anyone comes across any pictures of such an event taking place send them to me and I will try to prosecute to the full extent of the law. (please send as many as possible, and not just cheerleaders, but nurses, flight attendants, schoolgirls....)I would be happy to help in the research of your quest for prosecution. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
werm 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I'm all-in for your girlfriend's left titty! Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Use the force and you will never have a problem with getting laidLike you would have a problem getting laid any time you want. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:BTW Please bring back your picture!I find it hilarious that everytime Marion posts, someone inevitably makes a shameless pass at her...By the way Marion, I would never do something that despicable to win your affections.(and for the less intelligent, hopefully simply younger readers:the irony of this post is intentional.)Okay okay I will fess up. I went on three dates with guys I met at the poker table :oops: And I still get this shameless passing when I have this extremely heavy helmet on my head... interesting. Link to post Share on other sites
grass Da 55 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 And I still get this shameless passing when I have this extremely heavy helmet on my head... interesting.anyone seen my dad? i need a hug. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 And I still get this shameless passing when I have this extremely heavy helmet on my head... interesting.anyone seen my dad? i need a hug. :wink:LUKE ! WTF!! You sliced my fake hand off!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO GET DISMEMBERED SERIOUSLY!! Link to post Share on other sites
grass Da 55 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 LUKE ! WTF!! You sliced my fake hand off!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO GET DISMEMBERED SERIOUSLY!!whao, flirting sure ain't the same as it used to be. Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 LUKE ! WTF!! You sliced my fake hand off!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO GET DISMEMBERED SERIOUSLY!!whao, flirting sure ain't the same as it used to be.Son, I was just pissed that the Force has become stronger with you.And clearly you can't flirt with Darth, I am too busy building the Death Star. Link to post Share on other sites
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