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I think this could get interesting.For me, the notion that at least some of my profit--which will be spent wholly on materialistic things like clothes, etc.--comes from gambling addicts. A sad but necessary reality that all players must realize at some point.
I find it funny that the only difference between a poker legend and a loser, gambling addict is skill. If Brunson were crappy at poker, he’d still make ludicrous wagers, but he'd lose them.
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I hate the Young Punk that thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread....and I really hate when the Young Punk talks about poker strategy at the table....I really like......Cleaning out that Young Punk....
Bitter old people.
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I hate the Young Punk that thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread....and I really hate when the Young Punk talks about poker strategy at the table....I really like......Cleaning out that Young Punk....
Bitter old people.
I have a friend named Young Punki.I swear.
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People who slow roll after you turn your hand over, they look at you, their cards, the board, then finally flip over their hand. :roll:
This is personally my biggest pet peeve in live games. Just flip over your censored cards.
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The big, fat, sweaty guy that's been playing for 18 hours whose deoderant gave out about 6 hours ago.... :twisted:

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i used to feel bad sometime about taking money from people !!! like real BAD players who were hopeless addicts !!!until i moved to vages and lost 2300$ of my 7k BR in one sitting.now this 7k was every cent i had to my name and it was my first night in town !!i learned a lession that night ~its me or them, AND PUC them cause they dont worry about me !!

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The grinding away and sitting at the table (or computer) for hours and hours, and have a small profit to show for it, or to be down a bit.One time I played 5/10 at the B&M for 15 hours (Hey, I was on vacation and had nothing better to do since the weather sucked outside.) :-) After all that playing, I was up exactly $25. Oh well, as they say, any profit is a good profit. :wink:

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The big, fat, sweaty guy that's been playing for 18 hours  whose deoderant gave out about 6 hours ago.... :twisted:
Hey! It was 19 hours! Leave me alone!Oops, almost forgot this: (sw)
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The big, fat, sweaty guy that's been playing for 18 hours  whose deoderant gave out about 6 hours ago.... :twisted:
Hey! It was 19 hours! Leave me alone!Oops, almost forgot this: (sw)
Heh...Only a fellow cheesehead........lol :club:
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Working for 9 hours and losing 50BB. Or more. Then seeing some moron suck out with 85o for the 10th time in a row and look like he thinks he's a great player.I swear, one day I'm gonna go to a casino just to get Hellmuthed out. Every time I suffer a slightly bad beat I'm going to berate the dealer, the player, the entire fucking floor and finish it off with me laying on the ground crying WHY ME, WHY ME, ONE TIME GOD ONE TIME OH PLEASE PLEASE DEAR FUCKING GOD KILL ME NOW.Every time I lose.I'm going to go punch someone in the face now.

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I hate the Young Punk that thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread....and I really hate when the Young Punk talks about poker strategy at the table....I really like......Cleaning out that Young Punk....
Bitter old people.
Old? I am 31 years old....I am talking about the Young Punks that come to the Casino becasue they just turned of age and of course....they dominated their home games...so they are going to "teach" everybody on the table how to play poker....
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Working for 9 hours and losing 50BB. Or more.  Then seeing some moron suck out with 85o for the 10th time in a row and look like he thinks he's a great player.I swear, one day I'm gonna go to a casino just to get Hellmuthed out. Every time I suffer a slightly bad beat I'm going to berate the dealer, the player, the entire fucking floor and finish it off with me laying on the ground crying WHY ME, WHY ME, ONE TIME GOD ONE TIME OH PLEASE PLEASE DEAR FUCKING GOD KILL ME NOW.Every time I lose.I'm going to go punch someone in the face now.
Step away from the computer. Now take three deep cleansing breaths and repeat: "There's no place like home...."
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Along the line of bitter old people...Old people stuck in their ways. I had one go off on me for raising in the BB after there were 5 limpers (I had KK). He said it was rude and it slowed the game down. I explained that I was making my decisions based on expected value within accepted poker etiquette, not forgoing edges because of convenience. He immediately cashed out, and everyone else at the table looked at me like I was the biggest asshole ever.Others explain how they "just don't know how to play [insert trash hand here]", and that they call with anything suited.

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sitting in seat 1 or 10 and the dealer makes me give him a hand job for playable hands. Is that only in FL, they tell me that is standard poker etiquette?

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I hate the Young Punk that thinks he is the greatest thing since sliced bread....and I really hate when the Young Punk talks about poker strategy at the table....I really like......Cleaning out that Young Punk....
Bitter old people.
I have a friend named Young Punki.I swear.
hopefully he doesn't look at retarded as you do.
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sitting in seat 1 or 10 and the dealer makes me give him a hand job for playable hands.  Is that only in FL,  they tell me that is standard poker etiquette?
So what do you do for them to deal you a bad beat?
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You newbies need to watch worldwide poker champion bill fillmaff how to play or you'll always be fishies. You need to inform the dealer you won't accept any bad beats, esp. in a threatening voice. It's +EV

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You newbies need to watch worldwide poker champion bill fillmaff how to play or you'll always be fishies. You need to inform the dealer you won't accept any bad beats, esp. in a threatening voice. It's +EV
I used to think you were smart.
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Along the line of bitter old people...Old people stuck in their ways. I had one go off on me for raising in the BB after there were 5 limpers (I had KK). He said it was rude and it slowed the game down. I explained that I was making my decisions based on expected value within accepted poker etiquette, not forgoing edges because of convenience. He immediately cashed out, and everyone else at the table looked at me like I was the biggest asshole ever.Others explain how they "just don't know how to play [insert trash hand here]", and that they call with anything suited.
Fsck old people. They piss me off because eventually the young hotshot maniacs will realize thier play sucks, but these geezers at casinos still haven't figured it out in the 20+ years they've been playing, that's why they're sitting 2/4 limit and giving everyone else dirty looks. They treat the dealers like crap, never tip, and calls the floor manager down every 5 minutes. THAT slows the game down.
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