allinbluff35 0 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 stick it in her pooper Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 For a daughter with an overweight dad:Wow sir, I thought her enormous jugs came from her mother, but sadly, I was mistaken. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 ......after your daughter and I had sex last night, I thought ____ would be a great idea for us to do tommorrow Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted June 26, 2005 Author Share Posted June 26, 2005 " i'll give the bathroom a good 30 minutes before anyone decides to go in there." Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 "You wouldn't happen to have any weed I could possibly purchase from you, would ya?" Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 "Well, I'm into collecting antique vases and stuff, which is really cool......cause you can hide your weed in there" Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 it feels so good when i put it in her ass Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 "Well, I'm into collecting antique vases and stuff, which is really cool......cause you can hide your weed in there"LOL. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 I feel I'm a great catch... I have a GED, I don't do any needle drugs, and people call me smasharoo. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 I still remember the first words I said when I met your daughter. "Hey Baby, how much for a Cleveland Steamer?" Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 I still remember the first words I said when I met your daughter. Â "Hey Baby, how much for a Cleveland Steamer?"ROTFLMAO Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 So sir, how much did you pay for your wife's breasts? Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 I sure hope your daughter's as easy as your wife. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 I can't stay too long, my wife and kids are waiting in the car. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 I can't stay too long, my wife and kids are waiting in the car.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 your little girl is a real find. I think she'll be a big star for me in my porn films Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 quoted from tshirthell.com..."your little princess is my little whore" Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 don't worry....your daughter isn't the only one I donkey punched this week. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Oh that's your mother? I swear I've seen her on film before. Was she in Backdoor Sluts 9? Maybe it was number 10. I always get those two mixed up. Link to post Share on other sites
RogueSage 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 I can't believe you're out of beer. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 I can't believe you're out of beer.boooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 For being so new, her first sacrifice to satan was very well done! Link to post Share on other sites
RogueSage 0 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 OK,I was saving this story, but the "boo" called it out:I was with my girlfriend (now wife) and her brother/mom/dad on a shopping trip to a warehouse food place (Sams). As we went through the store they were grabbing six packs of corn, other bulk stuffs and asking each other, "split em?". I had a few beers in me before we journeyed out.We came to the bath items: 4 pack of toothpaste, "split 'em?" -- 10 pack of bar soap, "split 'em". Her dad tapped me on the shoulder to show me this box of Trojans, 24 pack.YEP! you guessed it... I said, "split 'em!?" :shifty: ... I think I might have burped too.Hilarity ensued. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 and her brother/mom/dad. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 I wasn't in the joint that long, just a nickle stretch for ag assault Link to post Share on other sites
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