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Mr. Lumbergh... he... he took... he took my stapler... it was a red... a red swingline... and I went to payroll... and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh... and Mr. Lumbergh told me to... to go to payroll... and he... he still has my stapler...CLASSIC MOVIE!!

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Yes it is.  I could fill up a whole thread with funny quotes from that movie.
I'm in."If you had a million dollars, what would you do?""I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time."
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What would you do Peter Man?I would do nothing... I would sit on my a$$ all day... and do nothing.Shit man, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, my cousin's broke off his ass don't do shit.

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Hahaha.. I have a friend who looks like the Michael Bolton guy, and during his co op work term, he displayed his name as "Michael Bolton" , got his brown buddy to be Samir and his white friend to be Peter. Ironically all three of them were in adjacent cubicles as well. No sign of Lumbergh though.

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You could have been Jennifer Aniston.  With an Asian Chotchkie's chemistry water testing department twist.
Yes. Except I liked my job, and I slept all day and did chemistry experiments, rather than hate my job and waitress all the time!
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You could have been Jennifer Aniston.  With an Asian Chotchkie's chemistry water testing department twist.
Yes. Except I liked my job, and I slept all day and did chemistry experiments, rather than hate my job and waitress all the time!
The chemistry work I did when I was in school was all fun with organic stuff and polymers.I did my lab writeups when I was drunk... and that was fun too.
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You could have been Jennifer Aniston.  With an Asian Chotchkie's chemistry water testing department twist.
Yes. Except I liked my job, and I slept all day and did chemistry experiments, rather than hate my job and waitress all the time!
The chemistry work I did when I was in school was all fun with organic stuff and polymers.I did my lab writeups when I was drunk... and that was fun too.
Oh for real, what kind of polymers? PCBs? Teflon? orgo is pretty interesting; I still have my molecule kit. Someone didn't work with their ether in the fumehood so it dissipated in the air and everyone started fainting-it was hilarious. We made aspirin too
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Oh for real, what kind of polymers? PCBs? Teflon? orgo is pretty interesting; I still have my molecule kit. Someone didn't work with their ether in the fumehood so it dissipated in the air and everyone started fainting-it was hilarious. We made aspirin too
Polyethylene and chain reactions, mostly. We made Nylon 6,12... and I think everyone in Orgo makes aspirin.I'm one of those sick fucks that actually enjoyed organic. I really do find the subject interesting.I was an honors student pre-med chemistry major at the University of Georgia, til I had so much fun with poker, football, barhopping, fast cars, and faster women that I lost my scholarship. I'm going back this fall though... and probably going to still try and get a chemistry degree.
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... naga... notgonnaworkhereanymore, anyway..."And let's not forget:"It's a jump... to conclusions mat!!!""If everything goes well, I'll be showin' her my O face... Oh... Oh..."God forbid somebody gets me started on Lebowski...

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"has anyone ever told you that you have a case of the mondays?""naw man......shit naw man.....i do believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin somethin like that peter man"

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