Douglas333 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Playing 3-6 at Windsor. Im on the button with JJ. First position is this loud, rude, and very annoying guy probably in his mid 30s. He raises and there are 2 callers and I call. The flop is JAJ. (HOLY SH!T ) It is checked around to me and I bet 3. Hopefully making it look like my hand is modest. I get raised by the jerk, other 2 fold and I call. Then he starts spouting off that young kids dont belong at his table and that I'm doing him a favor by paying for his gas. I imediately start thinking about how satisfying this is going to be when I stack all of his chips. Turn is a blank and we cap it off. The river is a blank and again its capped but before he put his last bet in he says, " Okay kid, good luck beating the nuts." Then he turns over his aces and yells SHIP IT!! I stand up and say nice hand as I turn over the REAL nuts and he screams son of a b!tch! I start rubbing it in by laughing as hard as I could. Then he says, "thats the only way you fish can beat me..., I knew this kid was a fish as soon as I saw his hat." Then I say to other player sitting on my right, "call the cops, theres been a hit and run." Loud enough for jackoff to hear me. And rack my chips and cash out. That made my year. In deffense of my hat: Its an old beat up Florida State beaseball cap. Its dirty, frayed, and the button on top is missing. I have had the thing for over 7 years and I made cuts on the side so it will fit. Its a 6 7/8 . I dont even like Florida State but wearing that hat is like wearing shoes. Its just what i do. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Playing 3-6 at Windsor. Im on the button with JJ. First position is this loud, rude, and very annoying guy probably in his mid 30s. He raises and there are 2 callers and I call. The flop is JAJ. (HOLY SH!T ) It is checked around to me and I bet 3. Hopefully making it look like my hand is modest. I get raised by the jerk, other 2 fold and I call. Then he starts spouting off that young kids dont belong at his table and that I'm doing him a favor by paying for his gas. I imediately start thinking about how satisfying this is going to be when I stack all of his chips. Turn is a blank and we cap it off. The river is a blank and again its capped but before he put his last bet in he says, " Okay kid, good luck beating the nuts." Then he turns over his aces and yells SHIP IT!! I stand up and say nice hand as I turn over the REAL nuts and he screams son of a b!tch! I start rubbing it in by laughing as hard as I could. Then he says, "thats the only way you fish can beat me..., I knew this kid was a fish as soon as I saw his hat." Then I say to other player sitting on my right, "call the cops, theres been a hit and run." Loud enough for jackoff to hear me. And rack my chips and cash out. That made my year. In deffense of my hat: Its an old beat up Florida State beaseball cap. Its dirty, frayed, and the button on top is missing. I have had the thing for over 7 years and I made cuts on the side so it will fit. Its a 6 7/8 . I dont even like Florida State but wearing that hat is like wearing shoes. Its just what i do.Ha....there is something even more satisfying when you take a complete asshole's money playing live...in situations, I don't even talk back. Just take some mental notes and be prepared to bust them with you have the nuts. A good win against them will usually shut them up. No one enjoys playing with losers like that anyway, even though they will pawn off all of their money eventually. Link to post Share on other sites
blackize 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Yeah he's going to pawn off all his chips by betting a hand that is only going to be beaten by quads in this situation. Right... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Great story. Link to post Share on other sites
GTKID 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Yeah he is so bad, playing AA super aggressive with the nut full house, stupid jerks not expecting quads, I mean cmon they should know since poker is rigged. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Yeah he's going to pawn off all his chips by betting a hand that is only going to be beaten by quads in this situation. Right...Read this twice and still trying to understand if it had a point. Have you ever sat at a table with a loud-mouthed asshole who played very tight? They are a goldmine as long as you can put up with them. So he loses with his boat, goes on tilt, the rest of his money is gone in an hour. Didn't realize it was that hard to understand. Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas333 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Yeah he is so bad, playing AA super aggressive with the nut full house, stupid jerks not expecting quads, I mean cmon they should know since poker is rigged.Your missing the point. I never said he was a bad player, just that hes a jerk. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Yeah he is so bad, playing AA super aggressive with the nut full house, stupid jerks not expecting quads, I mean cmon they should know since poker is rigged.I don't recall him saying the guy was bad. Just that he's a jerk - which appears to be true. Don't put words in his mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 No bad beat pot? Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Yeah he is so bad, playing AA super aggressive with the nut full house, stupid jerks not expecting quads, I mean cmon they should know since poker is rigged.I don't recall him saying the guy was bad. Just that he's a jerk - which appears to be true. Don't put words in his mouth.People are so quick to type sarcastic responses that they won't even read through the whole original post....guess that was to be expected with GTKid though. Link to post Share on other sites
GTKID 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Playing 3-6 at Windsor. Im on the button with JJ. First position is this loud, rude, and very annoying guy probably in his mid 30s. He raises and there are 2 callers and I call. The flop is JAJ. (HOLY SH!T ) It is checked around to me and I bet 3. Hopefully making it look like my hand is modest. I get raised by the jerk, other 2 fold and I call. Then he starts spouting off that young kids dont belong at his table and that I'm doing him a favor by paying for his gas. I imediately start thinking about how satisfying this is going to be when I stack all of his chips. Turn is a blank and we cap it off. The river is a blank and again its capped but before he put his last bet in he says, " Okay kid, good luck beating the nuts." Then he turns over his aces and yells SHIP IT!! I stand up and say nice hand as I turn over the REAL nuts and he screams son of a b!tch! I start rubbing it in by laughing as hard as I could. Then he says, "thats the only way you fish can beat me..., I knew this kid was a fish as soon as I saw his hat." Then I say to other player sitting on my right, "call the cops, theres been a hit and run." Loud enough for jackoff to hear me. And rack my chips and cash out. That made my year. In deffense of my hat: Its an old beat up Florida State beaseball cap. Its dirty, frayed, and the button on top is missing. I have had the thing for over 7 years and I made cuts on the side so it will fit. Its a 6 7/8 . I dont even like Florida State but wearing that hat is like wearing shoes. Its just what i do.Ha....there is something even more satisfying when you take a complete asshole's money playing live...in situations, I don't even talk back. Just take some mental notes and be prepared to bust them with you have the nuts. A good win against them will usually shut them up. No one enjoys playing with losers like that anyway, even though they will pawn off all of their money eventually.Really? I didn't read the whole post? I read the whole post and all of them, why dont you before you assume I'm just hating for no reason. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I didn't read the whole post, I read the whole postYipes. Link to post Share on other sites
GTKID 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I didn't read the whole post, I read the whole postYipes.Wow instead of realizing my comment was right and justified you point out I left out a ? on accident. Damn your good at arguing. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I didn't read the whole post, I read the whole postYipes.Wow instead of realizing my comment was right and justified you point out I left out a ? on accident. Damn your good at arguing.You read the whole post? Really? Because the OP still didn't say the jerk was a bad player. Link to post Share on other sites
GTKID 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 WOW, did you read MY post, did I say the OP was the one that said it, no. The guy after him that randomly bashed the guy like he was bad. Please stop this argument when it is really obvious I am right. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I didn't read the whole post, I read the whole postYipes.Wow instead of realizing my comment was right and justified you point out I left out a ? on accident. Damn your good at arguing.Well , it didn't make any sense without the question mark. Relax, obviously I need to put an >sw< next time so that you realize it's sarcasm. Goodness. Link to post Share on other sites
GTKID 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 np, im just sick of people that make an argument on grammar instead of facts, its quite common. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 As I am learning on another thread.... Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Then he turns over his aces and yells SHIP IT!!Doug, how old was this guy??? Link to post Share on other sites
MilesZS 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 np, im just sick of people that make an argument on grammar instead of facts, its quite common.You meant "... it's quite common". "Its" is possessive, "it's" is a conjunction of "it" and "is". hahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
poguemahone68 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 What sucks about that hand is that there is capped betting heads up at the place you were playing. You would have taken all his chips if it were at the casinos I play in. Link to post Share on other sites
GTKID 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 np, im just sick of people that make an argument on grammar instead of facts, its quite common.You meant "... it's quite common". "Its" is possessive, "it's" is a conjunction of "it" and "is". hahahahahaYou caught me good job Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas333 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Then he turns over his aces and yells SHIP IT!!Doug, how old was this guy???Don't know exactly, looked to be mid 30's. At the absolute youngest I would say 30. You familiar with this guy because he said "ship it"?I've heard a ton of people say that. (If thats what your getting at.) Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Then he turns over his aces and yells SHIP IT!!Doug, how old was this guy???Don't know exactly, looked to be mid 30's. At the absolute youngest I would say 30. You familiar with this guy because he said "ship it"?I've heard a ton of people say that. (If thats what your getting at.)I have heard of that before, but the loud annoying guy that I heard say it was at the OSU tourney when DN was there. That would be close for him, so I thought....MAYBE. He was prolly mid-late 20s, bigger buy with slicked black hair. Link to post Share on other sites
Douglas333 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 What sucks about that hand is that there is capped betting heads up at the place you were playing. You would have taken all his chips if it were at the casinos I play in.Yeah that would have been nice. Windsor's poker room is only 4 months old and they really dont know what they are doing up there. Also, I heard nothing about a bad beat pot. Since that guy had aces full and got beat. Link to post Share on other sites
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