Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Put down your best poker quote.My favourite quote to date: quoted from member - MapleLeafsWhen I go to a fast food restaurant, and my order comes to $6.28, I like to give the cashier $18.71. They look at me and say 'What's this?' and I say 'I'm all in'They usually fold.I love this one!.. Link to post Share on other sites
Devilkin 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 "Never criticize another poker player until you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way you will be a mile away when you criticize him, and you will have his shoes.""My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear"."There is a very easy way to return from a hi stake poker room with a small fortune. Go there with a large one."There just isn't enough televised poker."My father thought me how to play poker. Now I own his house." Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Folding every time you flopped a straight flush would be a leak (albeit a very bizarre one). - Ed Miller Link to post Share on other sites
Whalers2005 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 No fish=No poker Link to post Share on other sites
r18 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I might be slightly paraphrasing here but when they had the Native Americans doing their rain dance and bringing out the money at WPT Foxwoods, Mike Sexton said something like "These people aren't only proud of their casino. They're also proud of their heritage." Thanks for clearing that up Mike. Link to post Share on other sites
jonnyhockey 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 All very good. Poker? But you brought her. Sorry, I've got nothinSince I am bitter towads women right now, I'd have to go with Worm and agree, In the poker game of life, women are the rake. That is why I always beat, bad. Link to post Share on other sites
sublime 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I don't want to be a pirate anymore 8) Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Of course the two Hall of Fame all-time classics"I guess if there were no luck, I'd win every one" - Phillip Hellmuth, Jr"The guy so mad, he call me with jack high. JACK HIGH!" - Ellix Powers Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Easiest way to double up your bankroll: Fold the money in half, put it back in your wallet, and leave! :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
jonnyhockey 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 "Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy. It can be rough-hewn or polished, warm or cold, charitable and caring, or hard and impersonal, fickle and elusive, but ultimately it is fair, and right, and just." ~Lou Krieger Link to post Share on other sites
jjdylan 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Poker is a game of betting, the cards just break the ties.or somethin like that Link to post Share on other sites
Devilkin 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 For newbie use when being critized by the loser after winning a hand:"Well, I guess an idiot with Aces beats a pro with Kings.""Know the difference between someone who prays in church and someonewho prays in a casino?""The person who prays in a casino REALLY MEANS IT." Link to post Share on other sites
sniper 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Why do I gamble every day?Because I'd hate to not be gambling on my lucky day.Unknow origin. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Devil,Where is that last quote from? I know I just heard it or read it somewhere, I just can't place it. PPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE help Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 My favorite quote from my favorite Doyle Brunson home game story:After examining the unconcious young man on the floor of the basement, the medical student asked," What happened, anyway?"Doyle Brunson and the two other poker players replied," He forgot to ante." Link to post Share on other sites
Devilkin 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Devil,Where is that last quote from? I know I just heard it or read it somewhere, I just can't place it. Â PPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE help http://groups.google.ca/group/rec.gambling...85c6efcaf76286d Link to post Share on other sites
Whalers2005 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 "Reading about poker is just like reading about the lottery"- Link to post Share on other sites
Franky Bones 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I like this one from Yoda, Episode III:"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose"I have more, but here are a few;""How long does it take to learn poker, Dad?""All your life, son." - Michael Pertwee"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience" - Ralph Waldo Emerson"On any given day, at any given moment, the improbable triumphs over the probable, and appears to do so frustratingly often. But, over the long haul, luck gives way to the favorite." - unknown"Time opens every door to him who waits" - Chinese Proverb Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL!!! :dance: Link to post Share on other sites
smitty 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 clearly mike matusow"you gotta get 28 million chips i play to win""not many people have the balls to put a big stack all in like that"" anyone from the rail wanna call this?"and my favorite, all in with AK vs AQ, "please let me get lucky one time, let the best hand hold up! blank!, NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"norman chad can be pretty funny too, with comments like, " mike matusow doesnt need a sidekick but i think ken borrer has applied for the job" HAHAHAHAmatusow's great, not only entertaining , but a great player with a lotta cojones, and great reads Link to post Share on other sites
wisky_VI 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 loud mouthed asz monkey who 'earns' every bad beat he's gotten and them some...... :!: Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 ONE TIME! C'MON ONE TIME Link to post Share on other sites
AceyDeucy 0 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I'm not sure what the four nines do, but I know the ace is pretty good. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Ive Used this before one before, "What do you got?" he said "A straight 7- J."I Reply, "Bummer, I've got two pair (hold for 2 seconds) Tens and Tens." He said, ' Oh Jeez" Link to post Share on other sites
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