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[/b]it]hnoone talking badly about my advice and once one person did my reply was again "flawless" so fishes just know your place in the small fishbowl
A lot of people are talking bad about your advice, as well as your grammar. Let's not forget about your inability to structure a sentence correctly.
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A lot of people are talking bad about your advice, as well as your grammar. Let's not forget about your inability to structure a sentence correctly.
Isn't sentence structure a category of grammar?Back to FoxwoodsPro, Lets assume you have 500 big bets for the 10-20 limit game, then you have a bankroll of $10,000, and while $10,000 is a lot of money it is not nearly enough to make a career out of, and therefore not nearly enough to be a pro. I don't mind your limping AA UTG only if the table has been playing aggressive, otherwise your letting too many people outflop you. You took a bad beat, and it happens to everyone.As for your original post, I kind of agree with you, people should not post stupid hands specifically bad beats, hand over hands that require great laydowns, or short stack plays out of neccesity, because most of the time those plays will be the right one.
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A lot of people are talking bad about your advice, as well as your grammar. Let's not forget about your inability to structure a sentence correctly.
Isn't sentence structure a category of grammar?
Lol, hot damn, you're right! Back to 4th grade I go.
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just in case this hadn't been said, this guy is a pro only in the sense that he plays enough that when he jerks off he fantasizes he picks up a girl by telling her that he's a professional poker player. i'm sorry to be graphic, but that much was painfully obvious to me. and its funny that young idiots like myself consider themselves "pros" even though we only make less than $20000 per year or in that range since those are all the expenses we have since we live with our moms and have most of our expenses covered.just thought i'd give you all an insight into the mind of this guy from someone who thinks similarly, but a little more clearly and without the painful loneliness and self-mutilation.man i'm bitter tonight. must be time for my juice box.daniel

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This guy is one of the bigger pieces of sh!t on the planet.I think he might even be the new recepient of the nickname "DOUCHECLOWN." I the word "f.aggot" should ever be used to insult someone, it should be used for this guy.

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All of these hand by hand situations are constructed to a particular players game. These people asking how to play these hands are idiot rookies. fish or all of the above. My point is develop your own strategy and style and ask more philiosphical questions like. Did fischman make a horrible, horendous move heads up moving all in on middle pair and an open ended straight draw because allan already bet 350k pot committing him instead of just calling and hoping to catch his10 or so outs, allan would of called the rest of his 500k, or if he missed 500k doubles up 1million and plenty to play with. My game is flawless and by flawless i mean perfect for myself personally and I need no advice from any of you wannabe pros or DN himself because I play my way and I will not give you my resume. Bottom line is poker stlye is like a weapon, develop it , sharpen it groom it and you will be powerful with your unique style to attack your opponents.
Daniel Negreanu must be an idiot then. I mean, he only has a whole forum called "Hand Quizzes."As for developing your own style...it's interesting how the vast majority of pros play very identical styles, differentiated almost entirely by their relative strengths and weaknesses at certain aspects. For example, DN has outstanding reads and postflop play; this allows him to see more flops than a Chris Ferguson.
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Chris Ferguson however is a much better dancer. Please do not withhold important details from your posts with the express purpose of said withholdings reflecting poorly on said players.yes this is sarcasm, as i felt bringing up mr ferguson's dancing abilities and pretending they relate at all to poker was the only way this thread could get more useless! FWP is a moron, i hope i will be the last one silly enough to bump his post.

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This guy is one of the bigger pieces of sh!t on the planet.I think he might even be the new recepient of the nickname "DOUCHECLOWN." I the word "f.aggot" should ever be used to insult someone, it should be used for this guy.
That is and would be an insult to the gay community.
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noone talking badly about my advice and once one person did my reply was again "flawless" so fishes just know your place in the small fishbowl
I want to get in on tearing into this PRO but i dont have a damn clue what he is saying.
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Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands. Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting. My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit. It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand. These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand. At a final table at bodog 10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand. I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k, chip leader raises to 7k I re raise to 15k he goes all in, I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ. Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament. Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions. Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay
Congrats pro! This is by far your worst post yet. and that's saying a LOT.
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Forgive me for jumping in on this being a noob and all but... Following your "logic", FoxwoodsPro, anyone who wants to become a pro boxer should just hop in the ring and figure it out. Sure, it's possible become a skilled boxer that way but it will take a long time and you'll get beat up... a lot. In any skilled endeavor, a competitor must learn the fundamentals of the sport, game, job, whatever. Once you become skilled in the basics, you can figure out your own personal style. You have to learn how to keep your guard up and lead with a jab, once you do, you learn why and how to box with your guard down and leading with an uppercut. The way we mere mortals do that in poker is to read books, post hands, get advice and, yes, play poker. To think that you can become really skilled in any sport, game etc, without some sort of a coach or mentor is ridiculous. I am fairly new to playing poker, but I at least understand this simple truth. Furthermore, anyone who thinks any part of their game is "flawless" clearly needs to wake up. No one is flawless. No play is flawless. There is always room for improvement. As soon as you believe that you are flawless in any way, you are flawed.Just my $.02.

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:D What a great way to get into the forum!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time and I hope that you guys can keep it up. I love the advice, especially about not tapping on the glass, I'll have to remember that next time. . . :club:
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I know whoever bumped this, even though it is quite entertaining I think your hurting my table image. MUHAHAHAH
You really waited around for six months for someone to bump this, didn't you.All I can say is "wow"
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Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands. Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting. My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit. It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand. These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand. At a final table at bodog 10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand. I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k, chip leader raises to 7k I re raise to 15k he goes all in, I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ. Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament. Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions. Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay
And you think you played the hand well?no, you just got lucky that you ran into a donkey who incredibly overplayed his hand
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