fishes stop with your idiotic hand by hand questions

[FoxwoodsPro 0]

Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands. Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting. My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit. It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand. These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand. At a final table at bodog 10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand. I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k, chip leader raises to 7k I re raise to 15k he goes all in, I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ. Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament. Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions. Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay

[allinbluff35 0]

what the fuck???

[fryer98 30]

What don't you just stop reading them and jump out of your basement window instead?

[Airabus 0]

Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands.   Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting.   My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit.  It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand.   These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand.  At a final table at bodog  10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand.  I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k,  chip leader raises to 7k  I re raise to 15k he goes all in,  I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ.   Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament.  Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions.  Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay

Does someone need a cookie and a hug?

[econ_tim 0]

I guess Mason Malmuth and David Sklansky are fish for posting hands on 2+2.Edit: By the way, I think not trying to improve you game by seeking advice from better players is a significant leak.

[Kendren 1]

Let's see. You're posting on an online poker forum. A forum used for people to exchange information, eg. advice. If you aren't seeking advice, or want people to ask for it, WTF are you doing here, besides trolling?

[dna4ever 2]

Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands.   Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting.   My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit.  It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand.   These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand.  At a final table at bodog  10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand.  I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k,  chip leader raises to 7k  I re raise to 15k he goes all in,  I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ.   Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament.  Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions.  Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay

[speedz99 145]

Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands.   Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting.   My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit.  It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand.   These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand.  At a final table at bodog  10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand.  I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k,  chip leader raises to 7k  I re raise to 15k he goes all in,  I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ.   Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament.  Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions.  Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay

Was this post to:Tell us that you are a winning player at mid-limits?Try to prove to yourself that your AA limp was a good play?Flame noone in particular for asking for help?If posters didn't ask for hand by hand help, this forum would be fairly useless as an educational tool. I'm not sure what you are bitching about here.

[CoolHandLaw 0]

I think you need to relieve yourself of your sisters pannies. They're cutting off the air to your brain

[Kendren 1]

I think the whole point may be read in his screenname and the first line of the post.

[hoosierAKs 0]

I laugh at those who think fishes is a word, like mouses and gooses.

[Airabus 0]

I think you need to relieve yourself of your sisters pannies.  They're cutting off the air to your brain

Funny.

I laugh at those who think fishes is a word, like mouses and gooses.   :cry:

Funnier. (Yes I know... More Funny)

[BeanGW 0]

Wow... you really are an a$$hole. WOW... I AM A PRO, I DON'T NEED ANY HELP SO YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER... yeah, and if it weren't for luck, you'd win every time too!Guess you studied at the Phil Hellmuth school of poker. Why don't you mind your own g-damn business biyatch!

[cdddc75 0]

Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands.   Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting.   My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit.  It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand.   These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand.  At a final table at bodog  10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand.  I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k,  chip leader raises to 7k  I re raise to 15k he goes all in,  I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ.   Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament.  Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions.  Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay

Die.Immediately.

[Jeff 0]

Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands.   Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting.   My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit.  It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand.   These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand.  At a final table at bodog  10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand.  I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k,  chip leader raises to 7k  I re raise to 15k he goes all in,  I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ.   Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament.  Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions.  Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay

What a miserable pompous arrogant conceited jerk. f/u

[FoxwoodsPro 0]

All of these hand by hand situations are constructed to a particular players game. These people asking how to play these hands are idiot rookies. fish or all of the above. My point is develop your own strategy and style and ask more philiosphical questions like. Did fischman make a horrible, horendous move heads up moving all in on middle pair and an open ended straight draw because allan already bet 350k pot committing him instead of just calling and hoping to catch his10 or so outs, allan would of called the rest of his 500k, or if he missed 500k doubles up 1million and plenty to play with. My game is flawless and by flawless i mean perfect for myself personally and I need no advice from any of you wannabe pros or DN himself because I play my way and I will not give you my resume. Bottom line is poker stlye is like a weapon, develop it , sharpen it groom it and you will be powerful with your unique style to attack your opponents.

[Naismith 0]

At a final table at bodog  10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand.  I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k,  chip leader raises to 7k  I re raise to 15k he goes all in,  I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ.Jay

Well, since you asked for help with this specific hand, I'd say you just got unlucky. Don't worry, as you gain more experience, you'll get more and more used to it. Luckily you have this forum to talk about your play. That should help you improve.Peace,The Nice Jay

[holman3rd 0]

You're still at 5/10 and 10/20 limit and you know it all. LOL.

[sirch1 0]

I couldn't disagree with this post anymore. To the OP you are idiot thinking that advice on certain situations doesn't help people. I know i have posted hands and have gotten very good feedback on how i should play the hand correctly.This is a poker forum full of news and advice if you don't like whats going on here just stfu and leave newbie.

[Royal_Tour 0]

is it just me.. or is this guy onto something??(SW)

[slash 0]

Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands.   Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting.   My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit.  It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand.   These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand.  At a final table at bodog  10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand.  I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k,  chip leader raises to 7k  I re raise to 15k he goes all in,  I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ.   Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament.  Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions.  Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay

You, sir. are my hero.

[mbreon 0]

Well dna4ever beat me to it, but here you go:

[speedz99 145]

All of these hand by hand situations are constructed to a particular  players game.  These people asking how to play these hands are idiot rookies. fish or all of the above.   My point is develop your own strategy and style and ask more philiosphical questions like.   Did fischman make a horrible, horendous move heads up moving all in on middle pair and an open ended straight draw because allan already bet 350k pot committing him instead of just calling and hoping to catch his10 or so outs, allan would of called the rest of his 500k, or if he missed 500k doubles up 1million and plenty to play with.   My game is flawless and by  flawless  i mean perfect for myself personally and I need no advice from any of you wannabe pros or DN himself because I play my way and I will not give you my resume.  Bottom line is poker stlye  is like a weapon,  develop it , sharpen it groom it and you will be powerful with your unique style to attack your opponents.

That's not a philosophical questions, that's a question about one specific hand.Ok, so you're game is flawless and you don't need anyone's help. Also, you don't want to help anyone else with their game. Even if you wanted to help, you couldn't, because everyone should develop their own style.What are you doing here?

[Polakplayer16 0]

I think i had an orgasim just reading your post. I want you so bad

[iveyfan30 0]

Ive played poker for a living for 2 years at foxwoods, and I laugh at these people for asking advice on particular hands.   Maybe novices need advice on how to play certain hands but for them I suggest reading a book or quitting.   My game is solid, my profits are decent playing 5-10, 10-20 limit and 5-5 no linit.  It just seems like a joke when someone makes a thread and asks how should I of played this hand.   These people just seem like fishes if they dont know how to play their own hand.  At a final table at bodog  10k guarenteed, I limped under the gun with aces because blinds were 1k-2k and theres a raise every hand.  I was second in chips with 25k to leader 45k,  chip leader raises to 7k  I re raise to 15k he goes all in,  I know I played it perfect, but alas the guy flops broadway with AQ.   Some of my friends were giving me a hard time for limping but I know its a flawless play that should of won me the tournament.  Know your game know your style, if your a dumb fish and dont have a game or stlye dont waste our time with petty questions.  Playing online and at a casino I have seen every situation and every bad beat, my advice to Fishes, rooks and novices just get experience and bad beat the good PlAYERS you fu(king rookies.Jay

i keep refreshing this ,thinking i missed the sw at the bottom of his post....