i think this should help everyone, or at least most

[fatmanonguitar 0]

A sarcastic response to this post is 8 times more probable than a genuine response.

[sirch1 0]

Well i guess i didn't have a hundred percent chance of getting laid girlfriend fell asleep. Damn the bad luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dms26 3]

Glad to see everyone stayed on topic

[catch87 0]

Statistics aren't always cut and dried fact.Statistics show that if you had one foot in a cold freezer and the other in a hot stove, you'd be comfortable. (Depending on how far away from each other they are of course)

[legbuh 0]

Well i guess i didn't have a hundred percent chance of getting laid girlfriend fell asleep. Damn the bad luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response possibility #1:Probably good luck for her. ;)Response possibility #2:Asleep? So what!

[Governator 54]

The possibility of this thread holding the Forum's most sarcastic responses = 99%.... Hold the 1% in case of another Jesus thread.

[snakster 0]

i got a hundred percent chance of getting laid tonight

I got a 0% chance of getting laid tonight. (You guessed it, I'm married)

[Makata 0]

The probability of a statistic being incorrect is 4:3.

[Roark_8 0]

The probability of the OP ever posting again: 1%The probability of that 1% post not consisting of "This board is a bunch of poo poo heads": 0%.