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So I told my boss I had to stay home

because I was having some plummers come and fix

 

my apartment.

 

 

I would have said I was sick, but I exausted that excuse

 

last month.

 

 

Anyway, long story short,

I'm being useless from home today.

Come celebrate my

 

laziness

 

in with me!

 

I'll be watching tv in my underwear.

 

Right now I'm watching this infomercial for the Magic Bullet.

Anybody else seen this thing?

It's amazing!

 

Edit:

 

I think I should let you all know that I'm not wearing a shirt

 

or

 

pants

 

today.

 

Just putting it out

 

there.

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An Accidental Flinch

 

Okay but here's what I don't get

On your head

you have a solid surface

It doesn't move

 

it doesn't change shape

 

 

Not so much the case with your scrotal sac

One accidental flinch

 

 

and you have 18 3/4 blades of pure titanium scraping across skin

that is paper thin

and without a real permanent shape

 

Scaaaaaaaaary

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her eyes were cold and restless

his wounds have almost healed

and she'd give half of texas

just to change the way he feels

 

she knows his loves in tulsa

and she knows he's gonna go

well it aint no woman, flesh and blood

it's that damned old rodeo

 

well its bulls and blood

its dust and mud

it's the roar of the sunday crowd

it's the white in his knockles

the gold in the buckle

 

he'll win the next go round

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I drink

and drink

and drink

 

not often

but enough

 

 

and still

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you fucking people

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i drink infrequently these days

 

 

but when i do

 

i drink

 

 

 

 

still not enough

 

to dumb me down

 

 

 

 

..................................................................................... which is the point

 

 

 

 

to dumb me down

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

enough

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to tolerate

you god damn people

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if you were me and i were you

then what's a forum left to do?

 

all the talent in one place

winning every single race

 

loving long and hard and true

if you were me and i were you

then what's a forum left to do?

 

all will bow before the king

kneeling down to kiss his ring

submitting to his iron will

not one drop of blood shall spill

 

for the once and future king is here

and there is nothing left to fear

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I don't think you want to go to war with me. The only one who can stand up to a bully like you is a bully like you, and I'm probably you.

 

haha

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Then I Realized

 

Then I realized

that nobody here even wanted me here

 

Remembering Napa's collage of posts

wondering where I was when I was in the hospital

one thing that jumped out at me

was some comment about being too dumb

 

or whatever

 

to even care or notice

I was being Jeepstered for the longest time

 

Brvy claims to be

 

 

the godly one

 

 

 

 

but was probably the biggest ass to me of anyone

until recently

 

Napa goes from being a dick to not a dick constantly

then theres Thera and hank....

Cobalt seems cool and SA,

while I wanted to believe we were cool

I think he just fell on the thread sword to be nice to me

 

to keep me around

 

and the thread somewhat alive

since I added some

 

content at least

 

 

 

 

 

So finally

after how every many years

I have taken the hint

that I'm not welcome

 

and will not be posting

 

 

going forward.

 

 

 

Good luck Napa

 

moves like that are good for the soul

SA, get the hell out of the apartment

and have a life man

Thera, burn in hell

Hank, good luck with the blonde

Ron, keep on keeping on

 

 

 

Best to your wife and dogs

 

Cobalt, congrats on the healthy kids

 

and marriage, Run good

 

 

Brvy keep up the Sunday Christian gig

 

 

it fits you well

 

 

 

asshat

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Don't tell me how to live my life.

 

 

What the hell did y'all do to tilt? That shits depressing. I love you tilty baby. And I'm actually cool in real life, compared to these folks.

 

Wanted to use another f word but I don't know how to swear anymore.

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Essay, doing what he do, and I'm ok with it

 

I expected more adventures from Napa in the new city. Maybe a trip to Prince's place, or whatever else there is up there. Enjoyed the lake story. Let's keep it rolling. Get busy while gettin busy

 

I have nothing for the rest of you. I'm a lethargic fellow these days. I can't create the urge to workout after work. I'm always tired, or content on being lazy. It's not good.

 

I don't even try to play golf a lot, because it's hot and takes a long time. I like my house, I like my stuff and I like my dogs. I'm a simple man. I like a lollipop in my mouth and a finger in my ass.

 

I gotta get to it though, I'm too fat and out of shape. I know I breath harder at stuff that didn't faze me before. Maybe this will be the week

 

I am getting a massage this Saturday, my first, for 90 minutes. That should be exciting.

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