The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 So I told my boss I had to stay home because I was having some plummers come and fix my apartment. I would have said I was sick, but I exausted that excuse last month. Anyway, long story short, I'm being useless from home today. Come celebrate my laziness in with me! I'll be watching tv in my underwear. Right now I'm watching this infomercial for the Magic Bullet. Anybody else seen this thing? It's amazing! Edit: I think I should let you all know that I'm not wearing a shirt or pants today. Just putting it out there. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted May 24, 2017 Author Share Posted May 24, 2017 This is the dumbest thing I've ever done. Bob. Please Delete. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,753 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Don't you dare, Bob. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 What a hack. Poetry rhymes, bro. Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted May 25, 2017 Author Share Posted May 25, 2017 My Only Option Well I like round tables cause I hate trying to deal from one end of a hold em table to another And, yeah the folding legs are the main downfall but I can't find any tables like this without folding legs so it seems like my only option Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 MOOOO HISSSSSSS 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 An Accidental Flinch Okay but here's what I don't get On your head you have a solid surface It doesn't move it doesn't change shape Not so much the case with your scrotal sac One accidental flinch and you have 18 3/4 blades of pure titanium scraping across skin that is paper thin and without a real permanent shape Scaaaaaaaaary 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 her eyes were cold and restless his wounds have almost healed and she'd give half of texas just to change the way he feels she knows his loves in tulsa and she knows he's gonna go well it aint no woman, flesh and blood it's that damned old rodeo well its bulls and blood its dust and mud it's the roar of the sunday crowd it's the white in his knockles the gold in the buckle he'll win the next go round 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 I drink and drink and drink not often but enough and still you fucking people i drink infrequently these days but when i do i drink still not enough to dumb me down ..................................................................................... which is the point to dumb me down enough to tolerate you god damn people 2 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET WHO'S DCK WAS SO LONG HE COULD SUCK IT HE SAID WITH A GRIN, AS HE WIPED OFF HIS CHIN IF MY EAR WAS A (UNT I WOULD FU(K IT Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 A countably infinite number of demerits for all of you for not understanding what this thread is. The only reason I'm assigning a countably infinite, and not uncountable, is because your original poetry is really good. It's just not welcome here. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 that's a demerit for you for trying to hand out demerits. Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Share Posted May 27, 2017 I don't think you want to go to war with me. The only one who can stand up to a bully like you is a bully like you, and I'm probably you. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 if you were me and i were you then what's a forum left to do? all the talent in one place winning every single race loving long and hard and true if you were me and i were you then what's a forum left to do? all will bow before the king kneeling down to kiss his ring submitting to his iron will not one drop of blood shall spill for the once and future king is here and there is nothing left to fear 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,753 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 I don't think you want to go to war with me. The only one who can stand up to a bully like you is a bully like you, and I'm probably you. haha Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted May 30, 2017 Author Share Posted May 30, 2017 Then I Realized Then I realized that nobody here even wanted me here Remembering Napa's collage of posts wondering where I was when I was in the hospital one thing that jumped out at me was some comment about being too dumb or whatever to even care or notice I was being Jeepstered for the longest time Brvy claims to be the godly one but was probably the biggest ass to me of anyone until recently Napa goes from being a dick to not a dick constantly then theres Thera and hank.... Cobalt seems cool and SA, while I wanted to believe we were cool I think he just fell on the thread sword to be nice to me to keep me around and the thread somewhat alive since I added some content at least So finally after how every many years I have taken the hint that I'm not welcome and will not be posting going forward. Good luck Napa moves like that are good for the soul SA, get the hell out of the apartment and have a life man Thera, burn in hell Hank, good luck with the blonde Ron, keep on keeping on Best to your wife and dogs Cobalt, congrats on the healthy kids and marriage, Run good Brvy keep up the Sunday Christian gig it fits you well asshat 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,753 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 That still stings, but it definitely belongs here. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 "Don't cast your pearls before swine", they said. Yet here I am. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Don't tell me how to live my life. What the hell did y'all do to tilt? That shits depressing. I love you tilty baby. And I'm actually cool in real life, compared to these folks. Wanted to use another f word but I don't know how to swear anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 The Yawning Abyss of Sadness should I waste my time updating my myspace page just for the hopes that some of you would wanna be friends? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted June 19, 2017 Author Share Posted June 19, 2017 Essay, doing what he do, and I'm ok with it I expected more adventures from Napa in the new city. Maybe a trip to Prince's place, or whatever else there is up there. Enjoyed the lake story. Let's keep it rolling. Get busy while gettin busy I have nothing for the rest of you. I'm a lethargic fellow these days. I can't create the urge to workout after work. I'm always tired, or content on being lazy. It's not good. I don't even try to play golf a lot, because it's hot and takes a long time. I like my house, I like my stuff and I like my dogs. I'm a simple man. I like a lollipop in my mouth and a finger in my ass. I gotta get to it though, I'm too fat and out of shape. I know I breath harder at stuff that didn't faze me before. Maybe this will be the week I am getting a massage this Saturday, my first, for 90 minutes. That should be exciting. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I am an idiot. Didn't check the post time stamps. Thought Ron outed himself. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Ronnys been out for a long time. Out there and loving every minutes of it. Link to post Share on other sites
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