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spoilers are one thing, but this shit shan't be tolerated.    

Stabbed with a light saber.

I mean, after the years and years of absolute letdown garbage that they've been making in the franchise, it was nice to see something decent. I was there up front with the costume-wearing fans. It was

I think calling Aliens the best film ever is a bit if a stretch, but to call it the best action-horror ever is pretty defensible. I can't imagine being ok with sitting through Prometheus but refusing to watch Aliens.

 

I wasn't 'ok' with watching Prometheus, but kindof got suckered into by a friend. It ended up being much less scary than The Ring.

 

I wouldn't refuse to watch an Alien movie if I was in the same situation; it's just that I never go out of my way to watch a horror movie of any kind.

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The title of the thread, which was posted in Gen OT, was something like They Killed Hans Solo or Hans Solo Dies. It doesn't matter. You'd have seen the spoiler if you weren't busy ignoring your 8 kids by donating your time to some food bank for the homeless or taking Radar bowling with his special needs monthly fun night league instead of refreshing a goddamned off topic poker forum on a Saturday night with like 10 active posters outside the hockey guys.

 

Dude went out of his way to try and ruin your movie experience while trying to create his own twisted ego feeding entertainment by getting this kind of reaction. I think he would call it a win/win. Maybe think about that the next time you're down on your knees sucking his balls.

 

This post took so many twists and turns that I don't even know how to respond. I am on firm record as saying that spoiling stuff is bush league.

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In middle school or whatever the **** age I was when it came out, I had The Sixth Sense spoiled for me by one of my classmates.

 

So now I'm pretty much impervious to stuff like this. Although I'm still glad I got to see this without knowing anything beforehand.

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my best friend spoiled 6th sense for me. He said "it's just like fight club" and I said god damn it, why would you say that to me, and he said " don't worry, I didn't spoil it for you"

 

So, since the entire add campaign had been "I see dead people" I figured out the twist within the first 5 minutes of the movie and was so pissed off. As a result, Unbreakable is the only M NIght movie I've ever really loved.

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there's a new love in my life, and her name is daisy. soon as she fired up the lightsaber i came in my pants. her voice was like an angel gently whispering in my ear and tonight my dreams will be of her, and our love.

 

what a beauty.

 

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"Snoke" is Darth Plagueis. Rey is not Lukes daughter, but Plagueis' daughter (which is why she has his staff). She will go dark side with her uber-force badassery, and Ben Solo (Kylo Ren) will revert back to the light and will be the hero in episode 9.

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"Snoke" is Darth Plagueis. Rey is not Lukes daughter, but Plagueis' daughter (which is why she has his staff). She will go dark side with her uber-force badassery, and Ben Solo (Kylo Ren) will revert back to the light and will be the hero in episode 9.

 

that would be the worst shit i've ever seen.

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I'm going to post spoilers in here for every movie I see in the theater. Normal adults shouldn't get mad about it

 

Agreed.

 

Cmon Bob do something about this

 

I was on the fence with a bit of post-prank regret about posting the spoiler but your petulant whining over a movie is kinda changing that. Don't be such an infant. If it makes you feel better, I promise to not post spoilers anymore for movies that are under 20 years old and without adequate spoiler warnings, so if you haven't seen Paper Moon, you might not want to see this.

 

 

 

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Now I want to be VERY CAREFUL here since it's possible that some of you haven't heard this yet, but Star Wars is poised to break box office...

 

 

... records, soon to be the fastest film to 1b worldwide, most likely by the end of the wek. Will be interesting to see if Disney ultimately overpaid for the franchise or not.

 

https://variety.com/...ens-1201667605/

 

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