BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 if he's smart, he got Max Martin to produce it. That guy's a hit maker. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 He did not get Max Martin but he did get the dude who produced Frank Ocean's album and we all know how that turned out. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I think the trampoline dunker guys during timeouts at NBA games are stupid. #hottake the best dunker in the World is a 6' 1" White guy from Sudbury Ontario Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Wu Zetian is the most underrated historical figure of all time. At least by white people. If she had been a Roman Empress, instead of a chinese one, she'd be a super hero. Or villain. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 You know what bothers me? The fact that getting a 2 on a par 5 is called an "albatross". An albatross should clearly denote epic disaster born of hubris, not historic good fortune. That's what's wrong with today's athlete, no respect for romantic poetry. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 You know what bothers me? The fact that getting a 2 on a par 5 is called an "albatross". An albatross should clearly denote epic disaster born of hubris, not historic good fortune. That's what's wrong with today's athlete, no respect for romantic poetry. You could instead call it a double eagle? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I've never heard that term used like that before, so my hot take is big d is smoking crack. Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Justin Bieber makes good music now. whew, that's a huge weight off my chest. I've been holding that in for awhile. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 You're kidding, right? "Love Yourself" is probably the worst song he has ever made, which is impressive. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Take a look at this friggin guy. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 You're kidding, right? "Love Yourself" is probably the worst song he has ever made, which is impressive. I like it. "Sorry", "where are U now" and "What do you mean" are really good songs imo. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I looked after my in-laws dog last week. He is pretty clever, as far as dogs go. Pretty sure he has a larger vocabulary than those song titles. Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Danny that was rude, and you might find yourself asking: is it too late now to say sorry? it's not. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 There is no more Justin Bieber lyric in history then "You gotta go and angry at all of my honesty". It's so perfect! He is also pretty much the only popular artist these days who I actually believe writes his own lyrics. He is the worst, his music is both terrible and misogynystic, which isn't nearly as important as it not being particularly catchy! Between your love of him, Kanye and Tony Romo, there seems to be a pattern of extremely privileged individuals who are able to overcome their incredible wealth, opportunity, privilege and fame to view themselves as persecuted victims, which is weird, since that would suggest a person who is kind of a dick, when you are actually pretty goddamn awesome. Food for thought. You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 p.s. I know I'm completely defeating the purpose of this thread. My hot take on that is hard to type because it's really just a long fart noise I make with my mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Shut the fvck up, Donny. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 New theory: liberal men are caping up for male-to-female transsexuals' right to use the women's room because they are grossed out to have them in the men's room. Which places me squarely in the conservative camp, where many of us just don't want to lose our shot at hooking up with a trans person in the bathroom. I fight to preserve traditional male bathroom fantasies. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Why do we need laws to legislate bathroom use, either way? If you've taken the extreme step to cut your dick off, no one is probably going to question you using the ladies room because you probably didn't stop at the dick removal. You probably wear dresses and make up and all that stuff. Can't we just let common sense rule the day? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Hypothetically, SA, if you met a girl -- let's say she looked just like Emma Roberts -- and you were super into each other, but it turned out she had a dick...would you sleep with her? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 No, but I'd put I my time to be there soon as the surgery was done. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 There should be a phone call post op. The phone call is critical. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Tattoos are like bumper stickers for the body. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Tattoos are like bumper stickers for the body. You mean that if a car isn't covered in trashy bumper stickers, you can't achieve orgasm? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Mac: Dennis, I found the perfect girl for Charlie. Smart, beautiful, the whole thing. Dennis: Where?? Mac: Right there. Dennis: Over by the pool table? Mac: Yeah. Nice! Dennis: That’s great, Mac. Dee: Good work, Mac! Dennis: That’s a dude. Mac: No, the one with the exposed midriff and the cans. Dennis: Yeah, that’s Eric Wyzotski’s cousin. Carmen, right? Mac: Yeah, Carmen. Dennis: Tranny. Dee: Implants? Dennis: Yeah. Dee: Nice. Mac: Are you sure? Dennis: Yeah. Look at his jeans, dude. There’s and unmistakable bulge of a large penis in those jeans. Dee: Yeah, there’s a dick in those pants. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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